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...Nee one simple PhP,MySQL app which will prompt/require for Document-URL: and extract all the short abbreviations inner in (....) from entire document(with PDF,...extensions). The report/result will like this table with 2 columns: sentence | terms-founded | string of terms | check-selection | button "do-it" Then I will select the terms by checking and then I will press the button "do-it" and the selected terms founded between (...) will be savet into MysQl Table. So for Document-URL: this is simple example of line from this report -sentence: "With the deployment of the fifth

I'm looking for a C++ developer who can create out of a project an DLL that we can call from external programs. Project URL is attached.

I'm in need of a meticulous freelancer who can accurately transfer textual data from digital files into a Word document. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in data entry - Attention to detail to ensure error-free input - Familiarity with Word processing software I will provide the digital files containing the textual data, and I expect the final output to be in a Word document.

I have 2 PDF survey drawings that I need to be converted into site cross-sections. Key Requirements: - Convert two PDF survey drawings into cross-sections. Additional Information: - The survey drawings are in PDF format. - The cross-sections will be used for construction planning, so they need to be accurate and detailed. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in using drafting software (e.g. AutoCAD, Revit). - Strong understanding of civil engineering and construction planning. - Previous experience working on similar projects.

I need a sound expert to help me separate the bass/drum sound effect from a 1-second MP3 music clip. The task should be completed as soon as possible. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in audio editing - Able to identify and extract specific sound elements from a music clip - Previous experience with sound effect extraction

I have a photograph that needs a specialist touch. The primary task will include: - Removing the shadow from my face to achieve a more natural look. The project doesn't specify any particular area of focus so a balanced approach to the entire face would be appreciated. Ideal candidates will have a robust understanding of photo editing, specifically shadow reduction, and are mindful of preserving the photo's natural appearance. Proficiency in various photo editing software and an eye for detail are essential.

...looking to drive traffic to my website, , from guest posts and news aggregators. The main goal behind this initiative is to boost the overall revenue and web traffic of the website. Website URL: Key requirements: - The focus of this project is on increasing website traffic and ultimately improving its revenue. - Experience with guest posting and utilizing news aggregators such as Alltop and others is highly beneficial. - An understanding of SEO, both in the context of guest posting and news aggregators, would be an added advantage. - A proven track record of driving revenue through web traffic is a major plus. - Weekly and monthly work report is mandatory. It's important that the freelancer applying for this project has a strategic approach towards driving

I need a developer proficient in and a good understanding in API development. I have a parameter I would like to pass which is a string value to pull an entire user object with all of the properties in a database. this would be a string parameter passed into a Get request with a response of an entire record pulled from a MySQL database and using an Interface to extract the properties into a page. This is a very small project and should only take a few minutes of time.

I need a certified lawyer to notarize an incumbency certificate from a company in the British Virgin Islands. The notarization involves printing and certifying the true copy with your name, certification, and date. Key Requirements: - Notary services for an incumbency certificate - Capable of printing and certifying the true copy - Name, certification, and date insertion Important Information: - Specific deadline for this task - No additional legal services required Please note that the original documents are still with me, and I will provide them to you through the most convenient means for both of us.

I have a bulk of digital files that need to be accurately transcribed into a digital format. The files are all in English, so proficiency in English is necessary for this project. Ideal skills and experience include: - Proficient in English - Fast and accurate typing skills - Experience with data entry

I need a PowerPoint presentation created using content from a research paper. The presentation must be highly professional, with a full and polished appearance. I expect the following from the freelancer: - Conversion of research paper content into slides: The freelancer should be able to transform the key points, data, and findings from the research paper into a visual presentation that is engaging and easy to understand. - Inclusion of Relevant Visuals: The freelancer should have an eye for choosing relevant pictures that will complement the presentation and enhance the audience's understanding of the content. - Professional Transitions: The presentation must feature professional transitions between slides, ensuring the flow and coherence of the content....

I need a skilled and experienced transcriber to convert a live recording of pop music into sheet music for my personal study. This initiative requires: - Proficiency in transcribing live recordings to written format - Familiarity with pop music genre to capture unique elements accurately - Ability to complete the task timely without compromising quality. I don't have an ear for music but play piano and guitar. Bruce Springsteen, from his Broadway recording, performs a piano version of "My Hometown" and I'd like to learn it, but don't have the sheet music.

Looking for someone with advanced skills in Excel and PDF interactivity who can transform a multi-sheet excel document into an editable PDF, while maintaining its ability to be converted back into an excel document. The purpose of this conversion is to enhance collaboration, hence the PDF should feature: - Interactive input fields that can be edited. - Checkbox and/or radio button functionalities. Also looking to add our company logo in the header and company info (addresses, phone numbers etc) in the footer. The ideal freelancer would not only support this conversion, but also maintain the original formatting to protect the sanctity of the document. Previous experience in similar work would be advantageous. Looking forward to your proposals!

I'm looking for a professional who can set up an automatic download of mainly .csv files from FTP, SFTP, https and webscraping-login. The script should be configured to run daily/weekly at pre-defined time - configurable for each file. Requirement: Check after each download that the download has actually been downloaded. Notify user if any errors occur. Key Requirements: - Configure FTP download automation on Windows enviroment or hosted. - Schedule the download to occur at defined day/hour. - Check if download has been succesful. - Clear commented code. I only respond to bids where the bidder clearly has read the description...sorry (not really sorry, lets not waste each others time :) ) I prefer fixed price, but have entered hourly - let me know your suggest...

Require a skilled professional in computer vision. I have public videos from YouTube which you can use to follow the project. In these videos, children are playing games. We need the following features to find the severity/confidence scores (0-9, where 0 is non-Autism and 1-9 represents increasing severity) by using any technique or model (pre-trained / ML / DL) so that we can find the individuals with autism levels (such as severe autism, mild, medium, lower, or no autism, etc). For example, maybe you can see Face landmark detection () that has a confidence score. I expect you will find a better technique. By applying the following feature techniques: facial expression analysis, gaze analysis, body movement analysis

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...straightforward. The key focus here is translating textual content into engaging visual and interactive elements for the digital audience. Key Responsibilities: - Extracting and translating key concepts from a trading book into webinar content - Creating an engaging, interactive webinar presentation that resonates with the book's core messages - Ensuring the presentation is suited for digital delivery Ideal Skills: - Experience in translating textual content into engaging visuals - Proficiency in creating dynamic and interactive presentations - Familiarity with the trading or finance sector (preferred but not mandatory) Please note that I'm open to the use of Google Slides or Canva for the creation of this presentation, so familiarity with eithe...

I'm looking for a talented screenwriter who can craft an engaging and action-packed crossover movie screenplay involving iconic characters like Spider-Man, Deadpool, Transformer Autobots, Doctor Octopus, Taskmaster, and Transformer Decepticons. - **Spider-Man Character**: Please create an original version of Spider-Man, diverging from the existing Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland's Spider-Man. This character should be engaging, relatable, and seamlessly fit into the established Marvel and Transformers universe. - **Tone**: The movie should oscillate between a mix of comedic and serious tones. It should be able to deliver both the light-hearted banter and the emotional gravity that fans expect from these characters. - **Setting**: T...

I'm looking for an experienced designer to create vectored logo files from an image, which I will provide to you. The successful freelancer will need to deliver the vectored logo files in AI (Adobe Illustrator) format. Key Requirements: - Create vectored logo files from an image provided - Deliver in AI (Adobe Illustrator) format Please include your past work in your application. Experience in logo design and Adobe Illustrator is a must. Your ability to match the color scheme of the logo to the image provided will be critical.

...games programmer to help me create a mobile game with a strategy genre. The ideal candidate for this project should have the following qualifications: - Proficiency in C++, Java, and Python, as these are the languages I'm familiar with and would like to use for this project - A proven track record in developing mobile games, with a preference for strategy games - Strong understanding of game design principles and mechanics - Ability to work collaboratively, take direction, and provide valuable insight and feedback - Excellent problem-solving skills and a keen eye for detail If you have the necessary skills and are passionate about creating engaging, high-quality mobile games, I'd love to hear from you. Please provide examples of your previo...

I am looking for a talented UI designer to create a Minimalist-style interface for an Artwork selling and buying app that will specifically run on iOS. Key Features (animations and micro-animations included) 1. Animated splash screen Should showcase a unique app name and logo with an intuitive animation which plays on entering the app. 2. Three onboarding screens. First screen should give description about exploring unique artwork, second screen about buying any artwork and third screen about selling your own artwork. 3. Home screen Should include a bell icon on top left for cart, search bar. The screen should display any ongoing offers, discounts or popular works done by others. 4. Explore screen which showcases different artworks uploaded by other users ...

I have a Word document that contains some text which needs to be copied to a specific location. The text is to be copied from a Word document, so you must be proficient in working with Word documents. Specifically you should be able to: - Open and extract text from a word document - Have a basic understanding of formatting in Word - Be able to handle document errors or formatting issues The text is going to be pasted to a specific location so you should have: - Good attention to detail - Precision in copying and pasting text - Ability to follow instructions accurately This is a simple project that requires precision and attention to detail. You must be able to follow instructions carefully.

Looking for a full stack developer with strong React JS skills to assist in creating a responsive website. Must have proved 5+ years of experience in React and Good Communication skill set to crack the client interview. Only Preferable Good Communication Skill set from India Key Responsibilities: - Frontend Development: You will be responsible for designing the user interface, ensuring it is visually appealing and user-friendly. Proficiency in React JS is crucial for this task. - Backend Development: You will be developing the backend of the website using C# API and NodeJS. You should be able to ensure the functionality of the site is running smoothly and efficiently. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong proficiency in React JS and familiarity with C# API a...

The project consist to convert a json format file to some csv format files

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I need a proactive individual to contact a long list of drivers for me. I'm looking for two specific pieces of information: - Location Information - Driving History The final format of the data should be a spreadsheet. It's important that this data is gathered accurately as it's a one-time retrieval and won't be updated periodically. Ideal skills and experience for the job include: - Strong communication skills for contacting and interacting with drivers - Proficiency in data entry to ensure accurate transfer of information to a spreadsheet - Ability to work independently and proactively to gather the necessary information.

I have a copy of a logo that I made myself in JPG format, and I need a professional to make a high-quality logo from it. Key Requirements: - Create a professional logo in Black / White / Red / Silver color scheme , based on my existing design - Retain the essence of the design, but improve it to a high-quality, professional standard - Deliver the logo in a vector file format Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in logo design - Proficiency in using graphic design software - Ability to turn a low-quality image into a high-quality vector file - Understanding of branding and design principles

I'm looking for a talented designer to create a visually appealing and impactful poster for my upcoming comedy theatre show. Additionally, I need tickets designed for the same event. - The theme of the show is comedy, so the visual elements should reflect a light-hearted and humorous vibe. - I'm open to suggestions on the colors and design elements to be used on the poster and tickets, as long as they align with the comedic theme. - The poster and tickets should include the essential information about the event: show title and date, venue and time, ticket prices, and contact information. Ideal skills and experience for this project include: - Proficiency in graphic design and visual communication - Previous experience in designing event poster...

I'm in need of an experienced designer to transform the existing artwork from my pillow packaging to two new box designs. Here's what I'm looking for: -We need our pillow pack designs to be applied to two boxes. The framework for the design is laid out on our previous box design. We need it refit and updated to a slightly larger box Then we need a second pillow pack design to be applied in a similar fashion. All in it would mean two box designs. The ai. files for the old design and current packaging will be provided.  You will build two ai files and send back Ideal skills for this job would include: - Prior experience in packaging design - Attention to detail in adapting artwork - Strong communication skills to understand a...

There are 89 simple phrases and the recording would take about 15 mins. the speakers need to be: - Native Italian speakers from Italy. - Age from 18-55. - Both professional voiceover or amateur Budget: $8 per speaker. We reserve the right to reject any recordings that do not meet our quality standards. (the pronunciation) Feel free to contact me if you are interested in this project. Best Regards Libby

I'm looking for a skilled data entry specialist to help me with a project. The task involves pulling basic information like names and email addresses from websites. Key Requirements: - Proficient in data entry - Attention to detail - Familiar with online data entry - Efficient and reliable - Able to follow instructions accurately You'll be provided with the necessary website links and instructions. The data needs to be entered neatly and accurately. This is a straightforward task but accuracy is key. A high level of accuracy will be appreciated.

I'm currently using EPiServer for my website and I'm looking to migrate to a new CMS, preferably WordPress or Drupal. I've chosen these platforms as they're open-source, which means I can easily customize and maintain my website without any licensing cost. Key Requirements: - I need a CMS that has an easy-to-use interface; a platform that doesn't require extensive coding knowledge would be ideal. - It's important that the new CMS has a large developer community, as this ensures longevity and support for the platform. - An extensive plugin library is a big plus as it allows me to easily add additional functionality to my website without having to build it from scratch. - Just need a 100% clone of the website, which includes design, conten...

I urgently require an experienced Gitlab expert to perform an upgrade of our large (more than 10GB) Gitlab installation from version 7.9 to the latest version. Key Requirements: - Ensure successful migration with no data loss. - Anticipate any potential issues that might arise due to the jump in versions, and propose mitigations - Test and ensure existing functionality continues to work after the upgrade Ideal Freelancer: - Will have extensive experience with Gitlab, specifically with version upgrades - Should hold good problem-solving abilities and foresight to handle unexpected issues - Have handled large-scale projects with sizable repositories and ensured smooth migration Please provide examples of similar migrations you've conducted in the past to prove your ability ...

I am seeking a meticulous freelancer experienced in image data entry to input images from my existing digital files into a database system. Skills and Experience: - Comfort and familiarity with transferring images into databases - Keen attention to detail - Ability to handle a sizeable number of digital files - Expertise in working with various database systems Deliverables: - A well structured, neat, and accessible image database compiled from existing digital files. Please ensure images are correctly catalogued and easy to retrieve.

As a non-US resident, I need assistance from a Notary Public with specific knowledge in US federal tax laws. Your task will be to fill out a form and sign it, notarizing that I am not liable for US federal taxes. This process will be done remotely. Key Requirements: - Proven experience as a Notary Public with a thorough understanding of US federal tax laws. - Ability to assist and complete the notarization process remotely - Deliver the notarized document in a digital format. Please note: Given the specificity of this task, only Notary Publics with ample experience in US federal tax laws should apply.

We are looking for an UI/UX developer. Required Qualifications 1) Have good understanding of developing UI/UX using react or flutter. Preferred Qualifications 1) Have developed a UI/UX project using Figma

...that would allow me to login into my account on and download all the videos stored there. The details are as follows: - The operating system this script will be running on is Windows - The script should also classify the downloaded videos into different folders on my PC, labeled according to the team name each video corresponds with. - The hired freelancer may have to study Veo's UI for this purpose. - I'd need this task completed ASAP. Ideal skills and experience: - Previous experience with Web Scraping and handling Video files - Extensive knowledge of Python with specific experience writing scripts - Understanding of Video download and organization, preferably with the Veo platform - Quick execution without compromising on efficiency and effectiveness. I can provi...

I need to collect both text and numerical data from various online sources, to be entered manually. Key Requirements: - Text and Numerical Data Collection: You need to be able to efficiently gather text and numerical data from a variety of online sources. - Manual Data Entry: This job involves manual data entry, so meticulous attention to detail and accuracy is essential. - Research Skills: A knack for online research and the ability to identify and extract relevant data is crucial. Ideal Freelancer: - Experienced in data collection: Someone who has experience in collecting and extracting data from online sources. - Attention to detail: A meticulous individual who can ensure that the data entered is accurate and error-free. - Web Research Skills: A freelanc...

I'm seeking help with creating line charts in Excel. My dataset is small but involving multiple data series. Requirements: - Generate line charts from provided multi-series data - Ensure the charts are clear and visually engaging - Basic understanding of trendlines and data labels would be a plus, though not mandatory Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Excel, with a focus on charting - Prior experience working with complex, multi-series datasets - Strong attention to detail and an eye for creating visually appealing charts

I’m looking for a proficient video creator with a strong understanding of personal development topics. The main objective of these YouTube videos is to educate viewers. The ideal candidate will have a background in creating engaging, informative content around personal development, including topics like motivation, mindfulness, self-improvement, success, etc. Skill requirements: - Deep knowledge of nba2k24 - Strong storytelling skills to explain complex topics simply - Creativity in presenting content in an engaging, non-preachy way - A keen eye for video editing to ensure a professional final product - Familiarity with YouTube SEO practices would also be beneficial. It's important to balance education with engaging delivery. Comedic, dramatic or actio...

I have a CDR file and need a logo designed for my business cards. The logo must be professional and visually appealing. Key Requirements: - Create a unique and professional logo - Ensure the logo design fits well on a business card - Deliver a high-resolution version of the logo Ideal Freelancer: - Expertise in logo design - Proficient in CorelDRAW (CDR) - Skilled in creating designs for print Please include examples of your previous logo work in your bid.

i need to edit some images, remove the logo from products High Quality image saved as WebP or png with transparent background. high precision and details !!

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I'm looking for a skilled individual who can help me scrape data from a dead mobile app (has both ios and android versions). The database of the app is of particular interest, however, I am not sure of the specifics such as the Database Management System (DBMS) it uses. Key Points: - Extracting data from the database of a defunct mobile app - Unspecified Database Management System (DBMS) - will require exploration and identification Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in data scraping and extraction - Strong background in database management and familiar with multiple DBMS - Resourcefulness and ability to work with minimal information Please get in touch if you're confident in your abilities to handle this task.

The app should be able to take in a JSON like so: { "classes": [ { "name": "Person", "attributes": [ {"name": "personId", "type": "String"}, {"name": "firstName", "type": "String"}, {"name": "lastName", "type": "String"}, {"name": "dateOfBirth", "type": "Date"}, {"name": "addressId", "type": "String"}, {"na..."Person", "multiplicity": "1"}, {"name": "employer", "type": "Employer", "multiplicity": ...

...individual who can develop light-hearted and fun stand-up comedy content aimed at a teenage audience. The project is specifically tailored for a radio broadcast. Key Requirements: - Stand-Up Comedy: The project demands the creation of fresh, engaging, and original stand-up comedy content. - Teenage Audience: The content should be relatable, suitable, and appealing to teenagers (13-19 years old). - Radio-Friendly: The jokes and narrative should be structured and delivered to suit a radio format. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Comedy Writing: Experience in writing stand-up comedy or comedic scripts is a significant advantage. - Understanding of Teenage Humor: A grasp of the specific humor and interests of teenage audiences is highly beneficial. ...

Hi Debashish D., Let's see how many we can get in the Austin market. The major cities in this area are: Austin, Round Rock, Cedar Park, San Marcos, and Georgetown. These are all in the State of Texas. The positions/titles we want are: Owner, President, Franchisee, Executive Chef, CEO, COO, Chief Operating Officer, Founder, Partner

I'm seeking a skilled professional who can help me take my mannequin fashion photos to fashion models using AI technology. I'd like to transform these mannequin images into more engaging and visually appealing fashion model photos. Key Task: - Transforming the clothing and accessories in the images to look more realistic and visual...create high-quality, AI-generated fashion model photos that can be used in marketing materials to capture the attention of our customers and increase engagement. Ideal Skills: - Experience with AI image transformation and manipulation - Proficiency in fashion photography and design - Strong attention to detail and creativity Please share your previous work in this field and any ideas you have for the transformation process. Looking forward ...

Compré un modelo particular para dolibarr hace años y actualicé de 4.0.0 a 7.0.1 el 14 de junio de 2018... ahora necesito actualizar nuevamente a Dolibarr 17.0.4... El problema es que cuando quiero enumerar los terceros/terceros empresas se activa: "Error fatal: TypeError no detectado: tipos de operandos no admitidos: cadena - int en /srv/vhost/:5480 Seguimiento de pila: #0 /srv/vhost/(631): print_barre_liste() #1 {main} lanzado en /srv/vhost/ home/html/presupuestos/htdocs/core/lib/ en la línea 5480" He instalado el tema md-ux. Puedo enviarte el modelo y debes instalarlo en tu propia instalación Dollibar. NO ENVIARÉ acceso a mi base de datos real. Pago a convenir según lo que se arregle, hay varios warnings que no molestan... pero ...

I'm looking for a 1-3 minutes 3D animation video that will entertain teenagers. Key Points: - Length: The video should be 1-3 minutes long, which I believe is the sweet spot for engaging my target audience. - Goal: The primary goal of this animation video is to entertain. It should be engaging, fun, and cater to the interests of teenagers. Ideal Skills and Experience: - 3D Animation: The project requires strong skills in 3D animation, as the video will need to be visually appealing. - Understanding of Teenagers: A good understanding of the interests, humor, and preferences of teenagers is crucial to the success of this project. - Portfolio: Experience in creating entertaining 3D animations, especially those that have successfully engaged teenage audiences, is ...