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Jeg har en maskinstyring skrevet til en S7-300, men jeg mangler at programmere en HMI så jeg kan betjene maskinen. Havde tænkt mig, at en PC med touch-skærm skulle være HMI'en. Jer tror jeg har nødvendigt software (TIA14 og WinCC) til formålet. Har også PC med touch-skærm.
Hello! I am looking for a talented designer to create a banner for me. This banner needs to be 33.5" x 80" and will be used to promote a specific event. The designer for the banner should use Adobe Photoshop and keep in mind a specific color scheme that I have in mind. The final file should be provided as a 300 DPI. The ideal designer for this project should have experience cutting large and intricate banner design. If you believe you are up to the task, please apply to the project. Thank you and I look forward to discussing the project with interested applicants. The logo AI and colors will be sent Reference:
...keyboard... or more than the very simplest brain activity. So sliders and yes/no choices and 1 2 3 choices will have to do. Keep it simple. Make the slider blue from the beginning when you link to examples you've made for feedback. The slider (and output) will be "jumping" prices, not generic. Like postal code 0 to 2500 is base price, 2501 to 2700 plus 100kr, 2701-4000 plus 200kr, 4001-4300 plus 300, 4301-4999 plus 400 and over a certain postal it will only be possible to chose 2 hours for example. The number of "minimum hours for your postal code" should be a separate output just like the price result An alternative input is needed too. An empty box/line where the postal code can be typed in and the calculation will be given without the slider. Yo...
ON DANISH: Jeg skal have skrevet 12 forskellige artikler omkring 12 forskellige emner af 300 ord på dansk ON ENGLISH I need 12 different article with 300 words on Danish
Hi, I am looking for a freelancer to hire for a big project regarding a book translation. Therefore I would like you to do a little translation sample for our customer before chosing the translator for this task. Total word count: 17.000 words. Estimated project start date: October Pleas find the short sample text to be translated here. Important: It does not have to be a 1:1 translation. Feel free to be creative and interpretative. "Åh jo, hvor har jeg haft mange gode oplevelser i klubben …. Dengang i 90´erne da jeg var yngre og slankere; nej måske var jeg ikke slankere, vægten var bare bedre fordelt, dengang var SLM et fristed. Man var fri for PANs larmende technohelvede, til tider intrigante miljø og ubehagelige gl...
Skal bruge ca. 2 timers support på en hjemmeside jeg er igang med. timepris 300 kr.
Jeg har brug for flere forskellige bannere til Google Adwo...uploadet nogle eksemplar! Der skal laves til måde remarketing og almindelige annoncering. I størrelserne nedenunder Filtyper Formater PNG Maks. størrelse 150 kB Annoncestørrelser Kvadrat og rektangel 200 × 200 Lille kvadrat 240 × 400 Lodret rektangel 250 × 250 Kvadrat 250 × 360 Tredobbelt bredformat 300 × 250 Indlejret rektangel 336 × 280 Stort rektangel 580 × 400 Netboard Skyskraber 120 × 600 Skyskraber 160 × 600 Bred skyskraber 300 × 600 Halvsidesannonce 300 × 1050 Stående Leaderboard 468 × 60 Banner 728 × 90 Leaderboard 930 × 180 Topbanner 970 × 90 Stort ...
Jeg har brug for flere forskellige bannere til Googl...uploadet nogle eksemplar! Der skal laves til måde remarketing og almindelige annoncering. I størrelserne nedenunder Filtyper Formater PNG Maks. størrelse 150 kB Annoncestørrelser Kvadrat og rektangel 200 × 200 Lille kvadrat 240 × 400 Lodret rektangel 250 × 250 Kvadrat 250 × 360 Tredobbelt bredformat 300 × 250 Indlejret rektangel 336 × 280 Stort rektangel 580 × 400 Netboard Skyskraber 120 × 600 Skyskraber 160 × 600 Bred skyskraber 300 × 600 Halvsidesannonce 300 × 1050 Stående Leaderboard 468 × 60 Banner 728 × 90 Leaderboard 930 × 180 Topbanner 970 × 90 Stort l...
Jeg har en del billeder af produkter som er taget med et godt digital kamera - disse billeder skal fritlægges og optimeres og afleveres i et jpeg kan bekræfte formatet indenfor imorgen mandag 9.3. I første omgang drejer det sig om ca 300 produktbilleder.
Jeg har brug for en god tekst på 300-500 ord som handler om Apple MacBook pro. En købeguide som giver læseren indblik i produktet og som SEO mæssigt handler om "MacBook Pro" Jeg indsætter selv links i teksten, som skal pege imod en webshop for bedre rangering på søgning på "MacBook Pro" Teksten må ikke være kopieret andre steder fra.
Artwork for Banner Flag 200cmx200cm 300 DPI
Vi søger en norsk talende telemarketing, som kan ringe rundt til 300 kommuner i Norge og udspørge efter en spørgeguide på ca 15 spørgsmål. Spørgsmålene drejer sig om at finde de rette personer og registrere dem, samt at undersøge om de vil modtage vores markedsføringsmaterialer. Herudover vil vi gerne have undersøgt hvad de har af relevante igangværende projekter. Det er et krav at man taler flydende norsk, gerne som modersmål.
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Hej Jeg søger en der kan levere dansk skrevne danske seo artikler 300 ords kom med et bud jeg skal bruge mange men jeg vil gerne se kvalitet først
Hej Jeg søger en der kan levere dansk skrevne danske seo artikler 300 ords kom med et bud jeg skal bruge mange men jeg vil gerne se kvalitet først
We're launching a promotional campaign for a spoon and require experienced actors who are comfortable with, and can execute, absurd humor. The objective of this joke advert is to: • Create an engaging, funny, and memorable way to promote our product: the spoon I'm replicating the old style infomercials of the 90s so acting needs to be a bit wooden and feel cheep The ideal candidate should have: The ability to use a phone (on its side in a tripod or propped up somehow) and film themselves firstly struggling to use a spoon and another take using a spoon perfectly like its the easiest thing they have ever done. also deliver some lines. I'll be looking to use the footage from the phone, so make it the best quality you can. making sure the audio is as clear as ...
I'm an avid lover of anime and I'm looking for a skilled writer who can create captivating fanfiction stories for me. The primary genres I'm interested in are Romance, Action, and Comedy. Key Requirements: - Story Length: For each chapter, the minimum word count should be 1500. - Chapter Count: We'll collectively decide on the exact number of chapters for each fanfiction story. Ideal Candidate: - An anime enthusiast with a deep understanding of the genre's various aspects. - A creative writer who can seamlessly blend romance, action, and comedy elements. - Someone with experience in writing fanfiction, preferably anime-related. - Strong communication skills and openness to collaboration in finalizing the chapter count. If you are passionate about ani...
I'm planning to launch a YouTube channel focused on creating funny, hilarious, and stupid content. I will be providing all the necessary footage and content for this project. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in video editing - Strong sense of humor - Experience in creating viral content - Ability to engage the audience I'm looking for a creative individual who can help me create unique content that will resonate with my target audience.
Hi, We need a creative scriptwriter with a great sense of humor and knowledge of jokes and meme trends. I need many scripts related to the animal niche. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample on the topic given by me. It's a long term task we need 8 scripts of 2000 words per week. We will hire multiple writers for this task. Have you had experience writing for a YouTube channel before? If so, we would love to see the links to your work. Additionally, please share some sample scripts that you have written. Payment will be via escrow. Interested candidate please bid. Regards, B
I'm looking for a skilled 3D animator who can create engaging and educational videos for preschoolers in a cartoon-like style. Key requirements: - Animation Style: The videos should be created in a fun, vibrant cartoon style that appeals to the preschool age group. - Themes: The videos will cover both educational content and adventure stories, combining learning and entertainment. - Experience: I'm looking for a professional with prior experience in creating age-appropriate content for preschoolers, with a strong understanding of child psychology and education. If you have a portfolio showcasing similar videos you've created or have experience in this field, I'd love to see it. Let me know if you're interested and how you'd approach the creation of s...
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I am in need of a talented writer who can craft a captivating mystery novelette set in a modern city. This story will be used for a radio show, so it needs to be engaging and able to hold the attention of listeners. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven experience in writing mystery stories - Understanding of narrative techniques for radio - Ability to craft compelling characters and dialogues - Knowledge of modern city settings would be a plus
Welcome to , a website specialized in internet SEO. Our platform works similarly to , but instead of providing results, we offer solutions in the form of stories. Through our research, we believe that it is more effective for a brand to be appreciated and understood by their customers by telling a story that evokes a daily interaction similar to their needs. Our platform caters to people searching for results. Our business model targets companies and professionals from various sectors, offering them the opportunity to list their products or services on our platform to benefit from our storytelling-based SEO concept. Our platform is accessible to those who wish to practice affiliate marketing, with a fixed commission of 50% for products ranging from 120 to 1500 dollars.
...offer: Uncapped Earning Potential: Earn a generous commission of $200-$500 for every website you sell. There's no limit to your income, so the more you hustle, the more you get rewarded! How is your pay calculated? Once You have the ball rolling, If you make 100-200 calls a day and get have very low success rate at around 2 interested business owner per day. You close 1 deal at our $300/month tier plan. You make $300 in one day. If you repeat the same process 20 days a month. You are expected to make $6,000 a month. If you work hard and are great at sales, your success rate will be a lot higher. Flexible Schedule: Set your own hours and work from a location that suits you. This role is perfect for self-motivated individuals who thrive in an independent environ...
I require a skilled professional to process and clean 3D models of people for the purpose of creating figurines. The volume of the task will range between 300-500 models per month. Key Tasks: -Moderate detailing of facial features -Prepping models for 3D printing Ideal Qualifications: -Proficiency in 3D modeling software -Experience in preparing 3D models for printing -Strong attention to detail -Knowledge of human anatomy is preferred -Prior experience with modeling of figurines would be an added advantage. In your proposal, please share examples of previous work particularly in physical modeling of human figures. A keen eye, in-depth knowledge of 3D printing requirements, and ability to handle volume workload are the keys for this task.
I'm in search of a talented writer who can craft gripping, contemporary romance novels with dramatic twists a...dramatic twists and turns. I prefer novels that are short, less than 100 pages. If you have experience in romance writing and can deliver compelling narratives with characters that readers can connect with, I'd love to work with you. Key requirements: - Specialization in contemporary romance - Proven experience in writing dramatic and intense narratives - Ability to create short, yet captivating stories - Strong understanding of the romance genre - Good understanding of character development Please share samples of your previous work in your proposal, especially if it aligns with the requirements of this project. Looking forward to finding a writer who can brin...
...a tool that, provided a list of words or phrases, the tool can comprehensively check the availability of those words or phrases across various online platforms. It is primarily aimed at checking the availability of domain names, phone numbers, trademarks, and social media handles. Additionally, it should search for the mentions of the given words or phrases in Google organic search and various shopping sites. Note that some of these sites may not have APIs available to perform these checks. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Web Development: The tool needs to be designed to perform these checks on multiple platforms in a seamless and efficient way. - Familiar with SEO and E-commerce: The ability to accurately identify mentions of the given words o...
...producing engaging content and stimulating website traffic. This special project targets a scuba-diving audience and features a focus on the following aspects: - Driving substantial traffic from Instagram to my website and increase number of reservation - Ideal skills for this task include a thorough understanding of Instagram algorithms and hashtag strategies, strong creativity in usage of Instagram stories and IGTV, and ideally, knowledge on the subject of scuba diving. - Content to be created is focused on "Scuba diving tips and tricks". Hence, your experience with diving, outdoor or adventure-related content generation will be highly valuable. Essential Experience: - Instagram marketing - Content creation - Scuba diving or related interests - Knowledge of Inst...
I need a professional with proven experience in Etsy optimization, specifically in enhancing product descriptions, images, and SEO for titles and tags. Key Responsibilities: - Updating 27 existing Etsy listings with improved product descriptions - Enhancing the quality of the images in these listings - Optimizing SEO for titles and tags to boost search visibility and conversion rates Id...compelling product descriptions - Proficiency in image editing and enhancement tools - Comprehensive understanding of SEO best practices for Etsy - Proven track record of improving sales through listing updates If you're confident in your ability to revise and enhance my Etsy listings for better sales results, I'd like to hear from you. Please share previous work samples and any relevant suc...
We are a international exchange program provider in China. I am looking for an experienced online marketer capable of designing and executing an effective digital strategy for increasing website traffic. Specifically, this campaign should leverage: - Social media platforms - Search engines - Ensuring positive reviews and good program feedback o...ranging from 18-44 years of age. The ideal candidate for this project will exhibit proficiency in social media and search engine marketing, online reputation management, and analytics to measure website traffic growth. A keen understanding of the agile digital landscape and the ability to adapt strategies based on analytics outcomes is a plus. Be ready to showcase relevant prior work and success stories. Let's increase our visib...
I am looking for an architect or engineer specialized in residential building projects, specifically multi-story structures, for my new project in Lisbon, Portugal. Key Specifications: - The purpose of the building is residential use only. - The structure should have more than three stories. - A mezzanine as one of the amenities to incorporate in the building is required. Essential Skills: - Experience in residential high-rise building design. - Familiarity with engineering projects in Lisbon and local building regulations. - Experience in incorporating mezzanines into residential building designs. Your proposal should outline your experience with similar projects, your understanding of Lisbon's building laws, and your design approach when incorporating a mezzanine. An...
Buenas, somos la marca de nutrición deportiva Beverly Nutritio...estamos situados en España. Somos bastante fuertes en redes y estamos buscando Freelancers especializados en diseño gráfico y muy especialente en la nutrición deportiva. El nuevo proyecto que lanzamos al mercado freelance es: Realización de banners de nuestra marca para nuestras stories de instagram. Banners fijo y banners animados. Nuestra cuenta de Instagram está verificada y es la cuenta: @beverlynutrition Buscamos freelancer especializado en esta materia y que nos pueda suministrar paquetes de 10 banners para stories. Nosotros proporcionaríamos el mockup del producto y el freelance nos haría los banners con los claims. Valoramos mucho la cre...
I'm looking for a skilled social media manager to handle our business's social media platforms. Job and responsibilities: 1. Instagram: 1.1 Perform Engagement activities 6 days a week. increase likes and comments until we reach 300 likes a day and 150 comments a day on 100 different accounts. target accounts are followers and people who liked my ads. 1.2 Upload 3 stories a day, using my material from Google Drive. 2. Write captions and hashtags for posts on about 50 posts a month (just write the caption and hashtags once a month) I can pay weekly , bi weekly tr month after the job is done, I can pay some of it in advance.
...detail. Common sense. This job will part-time as a test period, after that it will be full-time. First, there is a task I’ll give as a test. Payment for part-time during trial period: Fee: 250 USD Performance bonus: 50 USD (how many times you make mistakes, how much time it takes to do stuff, etc) Results bonus: 50 USD (how many of X, Y, and Z do you deliver successfully) Commissions: 100 to 300 (after the first month) If your work complies with my quality requirements, and you give more than asked, a 110% you’ll get performance and results bonuses each month. After a two-month period, your fee will increase to 350 (plus the same bonuses and comissions) Full-time fee is: 600 Plus bonuses and commissions too You can make more than 1K Need to be in or close to...
I'm looking for an expert in network infrastructure to help with our small and simple Node (VPS) Server and Private Network. Key Responsibilities: - Securing our network: Identifying and implementing necessary security measures to ensure our network is safe and resistant to cyber attacks. - Monitoring our n...managing small to medium-sized networks. - Excellent problem-solving skills and a proactive approach to network maintenance. - The ability to work independently and efficiently. - Good communication skills to report on network status and issues. Please reach out if you're confident in your abilities to help us strengthen and optimize our network infrastructure. We need your help today, budget $300. > Help us improve our existing infrastructure, find the bugs ...
I'm seeking a talented copywriter with experience in translating complex medical concepts into Turkish for my pain management clinic's website. Key Requirements: - Specialization: The copywriter should have extensive experience...content. - Language Level: The content should be highly technical to cater to medical professionals, ensuring a precise and accurate representation of our clinic and services. Your role will be crucial in helping us connect with our Turkish-speaking audience. A deep understanding of pain management and medical terminology is essential, as is the ability to deliver engaging and authentic patient stories. If you're a professional copywriter with a passion for medical writing and the ability to translate nuanced content into Turkish, I'...
I am in need of a talented illustrator specifically skilled in creating cartoon illustrations. ...illustrations will need to be engaging and easy to understand for children, so a background in children's book illustrations is highly preferred. - The final deliverable should be in high-resolution, suitable for print. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in creating cartoon-style illustrations. - Prior experience in illustrating children's books is a huge plus. - Able to convey emotions and tell stories through visuals. - Knowledge of print quality standards. I'm looking for someone who's not only a great illustrator but also has a passion for storytelling and the ability to bring characters to life. If this sounds like you, I'd love to see some of yo...
...offer: Uncapped Earning Potential: Earn a generous commission of $200-$500 for every website you sell. There's no limit to your income, so the more you hustle, the more you get rewarded! How is your pay calculated? Once You have the ball rolling, If you make 100-200 calls a day and get have very low success rate at around 2 interested business owner per day. You close 1 deal at our $300/month tier plan. You make $300 in one day. If you repeat the same process 20 days a month. You are expected to make $6,000 a month. If you work hard and are great at sales, your success rate will be a lot higher. Flexible Schedule: Set your own hours and work from a location that suits you. This role is perfect for self-motivated individuals who thrive in an independent environ...
I am seeking a skilled professional who can deliver realistic nature-inspired album artwork. Your work should evo...professional who can deliver realistic nature-inspired album artwork. Your work should evoke the emotions depicted in each song, which means the chosen color palette may vary from warm to cool to neutral tones as required. The ideal candidate should have: - Experience in creating album artwork, especially within the music industry. - Ability to translate song emotions into compelling visual stories. - Proficiency in experimenting with color schemes. - A keen eye for detail and the ability to capture realistic depictions of nature. I highly value creativity and the ability to interpret music in visual format, so I welcome freelancers who can bring fresh ideas to th...
Objective: To create a captivating and culturally relevant article that highlights must-visit destinations in Germany for potential travelers from Malaysia. The article should be easy to understand and resonate with the preferences and interests of the Malaysian audience. Article Requirements: Language: The article can be written in either Malay or English. Length: 500 words and above. Content: The article should cover popular tourist attractions, hidden gems, cultural experiences, and any unique features that would appeal to Malaysian travelers. Style: The writing should be engaging, informative, and accessible, avoiding overly complex language. It should inspire curiosity and excitement about visiting Germany. Cultural Relevance: Include references or comparisons that are famili...
I'm looking for an experienced and creative individual to design and craft a viral, hilarious meme for teenagers. Key Requirements: - The meme should be in video clip format - It should be engaging, funny, and understand teenage humour well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in creating memes, especially in video format - An understanding of teenage humour and what appeals to them socially and culturally - A portfolio that reflects successful, engaging, and shared memes - Strong video editing skills to create a compelling final product Please keep in mind that the goal is not only to create a meme, but also to make it shareable among teenagers. Looking forward to see some exciting proposals!
I need a BIM modeller to create a detailed model from a 2D CAD file. Key Requirements: - File Format: The original 2D CAD file is in DWG format; the BIM model should be created from this file. - Level of Detail: I require a high level of detail for the BIM model. It should be at LOD 300, featuring accurate modeling and detailing with specific assemblies. - Software: Familiarity with Revit, Autodesk BIM 360 is preferred as this is the software I would like the model to be created in. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in BIM modelling and creating complex models. - Familiar with DWG file format and capable of converting it to a detailed BIM model. - Skilled in Autodesk BIM 360 or similar BIM software. - Capable of working effectively to deliver a high-quality, detailed BIM model.
I'm currently seeking a skilled graphic designer to create eye-catching flyers and posters to advertise a product. The intention is to leverage on the power of success stories or case studies from satisfied customers, in an effort to attract and engage the general public. Key Project Specifications: - Implement attractive and effective designs to clearly convey case studies of product users. - Ensure designs appeal to a wide demographic range, as the target audience is the general public. - Necessary design elements should carry an easy-to-understand message about the product benefits. The ideal freelancer for this job should have excellent skills in graphics and design, and significant experience in promotional material development, preferably around product advertisement. A...
I'm in need of 2 creative and dynamic banners to serve as a powerful brand promotion tool. The design should be unique and attention-grabbing, showcasing my brand in the best possible light. The 2 sizes are MREC Dimensions (WxH): 300 x 250px Banner Dimensions Desktop (WxH): 728 x 90px I want the two guys on the left and the single guy on the right and both cut out of the background and put on the tropical background. I want the words to say MAIN HEADING - Adding one makes it more fun! Sub heading - Book 2 Nights, Get 1 FREE - this smaller underneath " Extend the fun" will be the button underneath and the include the logo attached
