Comic strip to promote a business that does pre paint plastering.

I want a funny cartoon/comic book strip, similar to a news paper comic strip that pokes fun at how house painters and plasterers hate each other so much and are continually complaining to the builder about each other because neither of them think it’s their job to fix the damage and the builder doesn’t want to pay either to fix it but still wants it fixed. I basically want a cartoon where it starts with a picture of a plasterer just finishing a perfect job while the builder is on the phone to the painter saying “the plasterer is done so book me in for two weeks after the other trades are finished” The next cartoon I want to make fun of how after the plasterer leaves the kitchen company, tilers, electricians, plumbers and carpenters turn up and pretty much destroy the house. I want it to be really ridiculous, some examples are the tiler shooting tiles onto the wall with a tile bazooka, a truck delivering the kitchen but they reversed through the house to deliver the kitchen, the Electrition has fallen through the roof while crawling in the ceiling so his legs are just dangling from the ceiling, the plumber is inside the house on a excavator because the pipes are in the wrong place and he’s smashed down walls to get the excavator in, the carpenter is smashing up the place because he’s trying to make a door jamb fit in a hole that’s to small for the door, there’s a burst water pipe squirting up from the floor, electric wires have just been pulled threw the walls making big holes. Then once they leave the house has been destroyed with a part of the roof on fire, one side of the house has been knocked down. I want the kitchen to look perfect but the cabinet makers have destroyed everything else around it while one of them is walking to the truck saying “don’t worry the painter will fix that!” The next strip I want the builder standing in front of the house panicking because the painter is on his way but he needs the plasterer to come and fix just a couple of “small” things before the painter gets there but in the background I want to be able to see a painters van driving towards the house, I want the van to be blowing smoke with paint all over the outside. The next picture I want the painter standing out side the house while the builder is hiding behind something as he is scared of the painter because he knows the painter is about to loose his mind as the house isn’t ready to paint. I want the builder to be saying something like “I swear it was ready, the plasterer is coming to fix it!” Then I want the painter to turn into something really angry and scary (making fun of painters for always being so angry on work sites) Once the painter snaps I want the builder to be running away from him while the painter is throwing a paint brush in his direction. Then i want the plasterer to turn up and say something like “what are you complaining about now?” Then I want the painter and plasterer to fight each other with that classic cartoon style while they are in a ball of dust. Then i want them both to be sitting on the ground crying because it’s unfair they have to fix everyone else’s stuff while in the background the builder is speeding off in his truck. It’s to promote a business called “Bay pre paint plaster” we come in after all the trades have finished and check all the plastering and fix any damages so the house is ready for painting. Saving the builder the headaches of dealing with them both complaining. I’ve attached photos of the style I’m hoping for.