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I need professional advice on brand awareness. The project involves: - A focus on social media - An aim to increase brand awareness I'm looking for a freelancer with: - Proven experience in social media marketing - Strong understanding of young adult consumer behavior

I'm currently seeking a skilled developer to create an e-comm...platform is product customization. Key Requirements: - Develop an intuitive, sleek e-commerce platform that aligns with the preferences of the specified age group - Implement the product customization feature in a user-friendly way, ensuring it's engaging and easy to use Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in e-commerce platform development - Prior experience in creating platforms for young adult audiences - Expertise in integrating complex customization features - Strong UI/UX design skills - Knowledge of best practices for e-commerce SEO This project involves creating a unique and engaging platform, so I'm looking for someone with a creative mindset and the ability to think from the perspectiv...

I am looking for a developer who can build me a SaaS app that will transform AI-generated text into undetectable AI text. The app should include three modules: AI Humanizer, AI Detector, and AI Generator. AI Humanizer: This module will convert AI-generated text to undetectable AI text that can bypass AI detectors like Originality AI, Undetectable AI, GPTZero, ZeroGPT, and Turnitin. It would also ensure that the transformed text maintains the original meaning and context while appearing human-written. AI Detector: This module will detect if the text given by the user is AI generated or not. AI Generator: This module will be used by user to produce high-quality, undetectable AI-generated content, such as essays and articles. Please bid only if you have extensive kno...

I'm looking for a professional who can help me create a content publishing plan for my video content. Research involves the youtube, instagram, tiktok existing videos Key points: - The primary goal of the content is entertainment, so I need the plan to be engaging and attention-grabbing. - The target audience is adults, so the content must be suitable for this demographic. Ideal skills and experience include: - Demonstrated experience in content strategy, specifically for video content. - Strong understanding of creating engaging, entertaining content. - Knowledge of adult audience preferences and trends is a plus.

I'm in need of a skilled professional who can set up a custom email campaign for me. Key Requirements: - The mass emailer should be able to send emails at a custom frequency, not limited to a set number of times per week. - The content of the emails will primarily be news and articles. - I need the email layout to be fully responsive across different devices - mobiles, tablets, and desktops. This is crucial for ensuring a good user experience and high engagement. Ideal Skills and Experience: - all the technical tools to ensure that emails get to the inbox - You are ONLY required to send emails to the addresses we send you. - This is not cold marketing, our emails have over 81% user engagement if they don't go to spam. - Possibility to make a mailing starting from...

I require a skilled ghostwriter to create a compelling, persuasive and sales-oriented article that will showcase our brand and product in the context of the fast consumption trend. The audience for this article will primarily be small business owners. Key de...article should be persuasive, focusing on highlighting the value proposition of our brand and product in the fast consumption environment. - A strong understanding of the fast consumption trend and its relevance to small business owners is necessary. - The tone of the article should be engaging, persuasive and sales-oriented. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in writing persuasive and engaging articles. - A strong understanding of the fast consumption trend and its implications. - Previous experience in writing for a B2B...

I'm seeking an SEO expert and talented content writer who can effectively enhance the visibility of my website on a national scale. This project requires: - Generating 400 backlinks per month from domains with a DA more than 20. Techniques for generating these links should include guest posting, social bookmarking, blog commenting, article links, image links, forum links, classified links, and business list links. - Avoiding any websites with gambling or adult content, low-quality, spam, or DA less than 20 in the backlink creation process. Also will not be counted links from same websites (domain) used during previous 2 months (or last 2 monthly reports), links from different subdomains of a same used domain (Ex: and ), similar names of webdomains (Ex.:

I'm looking to create an engaging online advertisement. The main objective is to strategically expand our customer base. - Target Audience: The ad should be tailored towards adults aged between 26-50 years old. Acquaintance with marketing strategies that appeal to this demographic is a must. Ideal skills: - Strong background in creating captivating online advertisements. - Experienced in marketing to adults 26-50 years old. - Able to showcase previous works that led to measurable customer expansion. If your expertise aligns with our needs, we'd love to hear from you!

The budget for this is $3/hour for 40 hours a week. I'm looking for a English and/or Spanish speaker with a background in Computer Science to help me with writing abstracts and articles. As part of the proposal please submit a two-sentence summary of this paper:

I'm looking for an experienced Hindi female voice over artist with a professional tone for my Youtube channel. - The voice over should be: - Clear, professional, and engaging - Appropriate for an adult audience - The project involves: - Narrating educational content - Adhering to the script provided Ideal skills and experience for this project include: - Proven experience in voice over work, ideally for educational content - Fluency in Hindi and understanding of professional tone and delivery - Ability to engage an adult audience through voice Please provide your portfolio or sample work for my consideration.

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I'm in need of a talented SEO writer to create 2 engaging articles for my website. The articles will specifically focus on the iMyFone Chat AI Software. The primary goal of these articles is to increase website traffic. Ideal skills and experience for the job include: - Proven experience in writing SEO-friendly content - Strong understanding of how to create engaging articles - Familiarity with software industry and the related Software - Ability to conduct thorough research and write compelling content

I need a skilled freelancer to assist with my video project, focusing on creating a promotional video. This video is aimed at a target audience of young adults between 19-34 years old. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Video Production - Promotional Video Creation - Creati...aimed at a target audience of young adults between 19-34 years old. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Video Production - Promotional Video Creation - Creative concept development - Understanding of marketing to the youth market Requirements: - You should possess a strong ability to communicate with a youthful demographic. - I am looking for someone who can creatively present our product in a manner that appeals to and engages the Young Adult demographic. - The final video should be promotional in nature and...

Looking for short and long term help on an canbus tool using ESP32. Proficiency in C/C++ programming for embedded systems. Understanding of CAN bus communication protocols Experience with ESP-IDF Familiarity with hardware design and debugging tools. Knowledge of network protocols and interfacing (UART, SPI, I2C, etc.). Experience with other microcontroller platforms and RTOS Familiarity with automotive diagnostic standards (e.g., OBD-II, UDS) Knowledge of wireless communication protocols (Wi-Fi, Bluetooth) as used in ESP32 Experience with cross-platform development for desktop and mobile applications

I'm looking to have a physical product designed that can be used with both cans and bottles. For this challenging task, I'm in need of: - Creative 3D Design and Modelling Skills: Must be experienced in designing unique and functional physical products. - Knowledge of Cans and Bottles: Should have a prior understanding of standard sizes and shapes to ensure the product is universally adaptable. - Material Selection: Recommendations on the material, considering durability, reuse, and cost for manufacturing. - Genuinely Innovative thinking: Someone who can think outside the box to provide creative solutions to the task at hand. By the end of the project, I expect detailed 3D models and blueprints of the product, ready for production. This will be an exciting challe...

...more backlinks that are high DA and PA and are more niche related. The niche has to do with accident lawyers and accident attorneys. I require top notch communication efforts with my team and myself. Software should not be used to gain rankings. Everything should be manual. Evidence of software being used will be grounds for project cancellation. I am OK with Chat GPT being used to create blog articles that contain appropriate backlinks to the website. Only white hat methods may be used. If black hat methods are found to be used, then the project will be immediately cancelled. I must be 100% happy with the results and how the results are being obtained. The team is to work with me to achieve great rankings. If I say something needs tweaked a bit, I expect the team to listen t...

I'm looking towards significantly improving my existing website, , enhancing its user interface and integrating it with social media platforms similar to Here are the specifics: - User Interface Enhancement: I anticipate a website that is user-friendly, visually captivating and easy to navigate. Your experience with UI/UX design will be vital here. - Social Media Integration: The website should have functionality to share our products/services directly on social media platforms. - Mobile-friendly Design: Although not explicitly mentioned, I consider it a given in today's digital age. The revamped website must be fully optimized for mobile users. - Showcasing Products/Services: The main objective of the website would be to showcase our products and services effectively. Your com...

I'm looking to...Languages: All selections should be in American English. - Age Range: I require a mix of voices representing both Youth (under 18) and Adult (18-64) age groups. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Professional Voice Actors: Experience in voice acting, with a range of vocal styles and inflections, is a must. - Variety in Portfolio: A diverse portfolio showcasing previous work with different tones and age ranges would be highly beneficial. - American English Proficiency: A strong grasp of the nuances of American English accents is key. - Availability: Given the number of voices needed, punctuality and availability to meet deadlines is crucial. If you think you can deliver high-quality, engaging American English voiceover work across multiple age groups, I�...

...more backlinks that are high DA and PA and are more niche related. The niche has to do with accident lawyers and accident attorneys. I require top notch communication efforts with my team and myself. Software should not be used to gain rankings. Everything should be manual. Evidence of software being used will be grounds for project cancellation. I am OK with Chat GPT being used to create blog articles that contain appropriate backlinks to the website. Only white hat methods may be used. If black hat methods are found to be used, then the project will be immediately cancelled. I must be 100% happy with the results and how the results are being obtained. The team is to work with me to achieve great rankings. If I say something needs tweaked a bit, I expect the team to listen t...

I'm looking for a logo designer to create a playful and fun logo for , an advertising platform aimed at helping girls find jobs in the adult industry. The ideal logo style should be playful and fun, while still maintaining professionalism. It should appeal to our target audience - women looking for job opportunities in the adult industry. Key points to consider: - The design should be bright and vibrant, to attract attention and make a statement. - The logo should include a symbol related to the adult industry, whilst remaining tasteful and not explicit. - The design needs to be modern and unique, setting us apart in this competitive market. - The end result should be a memorable and professional logo that represents our brand effectively. Skills and experience...

Hi, I hope everybuddy is doing well. I am looking for someone capable of writing high-quality niche articles without plagiarism and without using AI for my blogs. The topics can vary, ranging from news to technology. The work needs to be done directly in WordPress, on the domain I provide. It is necessary to upload relevant images and make the logo to match the niche, and ensure that the website complies with all AdSense program policies. I am seeking someone who can assist me long-term in this project, which I am undertaking with several partners. I need qualified manpower. Thank you! Best Regards,

Looking for an adept and creative freelancer capable of transforming a script into 22 mi...of transforming a script into 22 mins of engaging 2D animation specifically designed for adults. Key requirements: - The scripts are transcribed dialog - This is for a parent education and safety course. Only apply if you can handle mature situations. - Proven experience in script interpretation and 2D animation. - Ability to create compelling scenes that communicate the script’s concept effectively to an adult demographic. - Timely delivery of the project without compromising quality. Freelancers with a portfolio that demonstrates their experience in creating adult-oriented animations will have a significant edge. Looking forward to stimulating visual storytelling that...

I have an active Instagram account for my business and I'm keen on leveraging it for increasing the sales on my Telegram channel. My primary goal for Instagram marketing is to promote spe...channel. My primary goal for Instagram marketing is to promote specific products or services. The target audience for this campaign is primarily young adults aged 21 and above. Key Requirements: - Proven experience and a strong track record of increasing sales through Instagram marketing. - Proficiency in creating engaging and conversion-focused content. - Ability to understand and market to a young adult audience. - A deep understanding of both Instagram and Telegram platforms. The project will be a success if it boosts sales on my Telegram channel and improves the visibility of my produc...

I'm seeking a skilled professional who can help me draft a comprehensive business plan for my digital library project. The plan will play a crucial role in securing a sponsor to support our objective of promoting literacy and education through a digital platform, targeting the general public. The Idea of the project is to translate sceintific papers/articles onto the Arabic language. Articles will be primerly from the English language for the time being but the longer aim is to include more languages, like chinese/russian/german/french..etc. some articles will require permissions but we can start with open source articles as a start. the articles will be published after translating them into arabic in a website and then they will be ava...

...set included in the base package. Each page is tailored to fit the client’s specific content needs and includes SEO-optimized content, and mobile responsiveness. The included pages in this estimate are listed below. • Resources • Our Team • Mission Values • Careers • Apply Now • Job Board • Traveler Divisions • Benefits • Referrals • Healthcare Staffing • Staffing Requests • Benefits • Featured Articles • Credentials • Travel Requirements Search Engine Optimization Possible Blog Some help will be need with copy Photos will be provided Sites we currently like pull down menu top portion of map of pictures of featured locations and jobs of

I'm in search of a skilled data analyst with expertise in health and medicine for a comprehensive meta-analysis project - Focusing on the health and medicine subject area - Including data sources from peer-reviewed journals - Presenting the results in graphical charts, statistical tables, and a narrative summary Ideally, you should have experience in: - Meta-analysis, especially within the health and medicine domain - Working with various data sources, particularly from peer-reviewed journals - Proficiency in creating and interpreting graphical charts and statistical tables - Crafting a concise and informative narrative summary from the analysis This project requires attention to detail, critical thinking, and the ability to synthesize complex information. Experience in health and...

I am the owner of a YouTube channel that focuses on educational content for adults. Currently, my audience is under 100 subscribers,...illnesses Key Requirements: - Proven experience in growing YouTube channels. - Understanding of the educational content niche. - Insight into engaging an adult audience. Your tasks may include, but are not limited to: - Developing a targeted growth strategy for my channel. - Improving current content and creating new engaging videos. - Utilizing SEO, social media, and other tools to increase visibility. The goal is to organically grow my subscriber base, increase engagement, and ultimately help my channel reach a wider adult audience. Your expertise and commitment to quality content are highly valued.

...of them. The target audience for this article is quite general; it should be something that can be well understood by those in various roles such as office managers, interior designers, and furniture sales representatives. The piece should be engaging and accessible to a wide range of readers, regardless of their prior knowledge in this domain. It's important that the article strikes a balance between depth of information and readability, so it would be ideal if the writer can demonstrate a good understanding of the topic and the ability to convey this in an engaging manner. A background in interior design, furniture sales, or a related field would be beneficial. A portfolio with similar articles or work samples would also be a plus. The article should be 15...

this project is big so i need some help. rewrite some articles and you will earn money quickly. please bid with samples and only if you are ready to start immediately.

I'm in need of a freelance writer to craft an engaging, informative article on boardrooms. The key aim is to provide general information for the public. Key Requirements: - The a...engaging, appealing to a wide audience. - The focus should be on clarity and simplicity, making complex concepts easily understandable. - I will need a turnaround time of 4 days. - Needs to be between 1,500 and 1,800 words - Must use 3 to 5 references in the article that will be provided upon awarding of the project. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating engaging, informative articles. - Good understanding of business terminologies, specifically boardroom functions. - Ability to simplify complex concepts for a general audience. - Timely delivery and open to feedback for poss...

...mis animales, crías y huevos de diferentes especies para consultar información sobre ellos o tiempo de incubación etc 1-Species selection (List of species with option to add manually) 2-Adult-breeding-egg (Each species has its section without mixing) 2.1(Adult)Male-Female-Add adult-Edit 2.1.1(Male)List with data of each Male 2.1.2(Female)List with data for each Female 2.1.3(Add adult) Cover data (Name-sex-date of birth-genetics-terrarium) 2.1.4(Edit) Be able to edit adults or delete 2.2(Crias) Add-Edit-List 2.2.1.2 the same as adults but without sex 2.3(Eggs) Add-Edit-List 2.3.1 (Add) Select parents from adult list - Laying date...

...designs of club chairs, explaining how they can improve workplace productivity and employee satisfaction. - Durability and Quality: Emphasize the durability and quality standards of club chairs to ensure long-term use and value for money. - General Information: Provide general and informative content about club chair office furniture that can engage a wide audience, including small business owners, office managers, and interior designers. - Must reference 3 to 5 links that will be provided upon awarding of the project. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in writing engaging and informative articles about furniture, specifically office furniture. - Proficiency in conducting research to gather relevant and accurate information. - Ability to write ...

Illustrations for the following blog articles: 1. Announcing the General Availability of PostSharp 2024.1 2. Metalama 2024.1: Performance Improvements Analysis 3. Metalama 2024.1 Now Generally Available: Unified Visual Studio Extension, Overriding Constructors, and More 4. Polly

I'm in need of a skilled web developer who can create an informational website for my newly established consultancy firm. Our company focuses on digital transformation, training services, and digital solutions management. The website is intended to act as a powerful marketing tool to attract businesses looking for support with their digital transformation journey. - Website Development through Wordpress and Elementor Key Features: - Service Descriptions: The website should clearly outline the range of services we offer, focusing on digital transformation, training services, and digital solutions management. - Case Studies or Success Stories: Incorporating case studies or success stories will help to showcase our expertise and provide potential clients with a clear understand...

We are seeking open-minded and willing participants for intimacy counselling and coaching sessions. The purpose of these sessions is to test and provide feedback on various adult-rated counselling techniques. Key Responsibilities: - Participate in individual or couple's counselling sessions focused on intimacy and relationship enhancement. - Engage with and provide honest feedback on different counselling techniques. - Maintain open communication with the counsellor to ensure the effectiveness of the methods used. - Ensure confidentiality and a respectful approach throughout the process. Qualifications: - Must be open-minded and comfortable discussing a wide range of intimate and sexual topics. - Strong communication skills and the ability to provide constructive feedback. ...

I'm in need of a highly skilled graphic designer who can create compelling advertising posters targeting adults aged 35-64. Here's what's key: - Expertise in creating visually appealing designs with a primary focus on product images. - Deep understanding of designing advertisements that resonate with an adult audience. - An impressive portfolio showcasing previous work specifically in advertising posters would be beneficial. Proposals should demonstrate your ability to deliver the project requirements and shine a light on relevant experience and skills. Let's create impactful posters together!

I am looking for an experienced and creatively inclined writer to pen a bio for an adult companion website. Your task would be to draft a medium-sized bio (spanning 3-4 paragraphs) that presents an enticing blend of personal attributes and professional experiences. The tone should be sensual, stirring intrigue and interest. Do not just list attributes and experiences; instead incorporate them into a captivating narrative that leaves lasting impressions. Ideal Skills: - Superior command of language, with a flair for sensuous writing - Experience in writing for adult content or similar industry - Ability to deliver engaging content that captivates readers This project requires not just a writer, but a storyteller; someone capable of interweaving facts and figures into a c...

I'm looking for an Android developer to create a simple news app for me. The key feature that I'd like to prioritize is an offline reading capability, which is essential for my users who may not have constant internet access. The news articles should be displayed in a list of headlines. This layout will allow users to quickly scan through the news and pick out articles of interest. The ideal candidate for this project would be a developer with experience in Android app development, particularly in working with APIs. Experience in designing user-friendly and intuitive interfaces would also be a plus.

I need a creative edge to breathe new life into my clothing brand. I'm searching for a talented fashion designer who can create contemporary, casual designs specifically for adults. Key requirements of the role: - Designing casual wear: This project focuses solely on adult clothing, so experience with contemporary and casual design is essential. - Innovation in fashion: I'm after someone who is not afraid of pushing the boundaries and trying something new. - Knowledge of current trends: Awareness of ongoing fashion trends for adults is important to ensure our brand remains relevant and appealing. - Demonstrable experience: Please provide examples of your previous work, particularly with casual wear design for adults. Your unique touch could be the one to define t...

I need a competent content writer who can craft persuasive and sales-oriented blog articles specifically targeting industry professionals. The ideal candidate should be able to: - Understand the nuances of persuasive writing and be able to apply it in a blog format - Have prior experience in creating content for a professional audience - Be able to conduct thorough research in order to write authoritatively on the topics provided Experience in sales copywriting or content specifically aimed at industry professionals would be an added advantage. If you think you can nail this, I'd love to hear from you.

...with a proven track record in creating persuasive, conversion-focused content. The primary goal of this project is to increase sales, particularly targeting young adults in the 18-34 age range. The key deliverable will be website content. - Proven Experience: An ideal candidate should have experience in copywriting, particularly for e-commerce or service-based websites. - Understanding of Young Adult Audience: Deep understanding of the preferences, pain points, and communication style of young adults is essential. - Sales-Oriented Approach: The content created should not just be engaging, but should be explicitly designed to drive sales. The success of this project will be measured by an increase in site conversions, so a background in monitoring and optimizing content performa...

I'm looking for a designer to create a vintage-style Gay Pride t-shirt design. The primary audience will be adults, so the design should cater to their tastes. Requirements: - Previous experience in t-shirt design is highly desirable. - Knowledge and understanding of vintage design principles are a must. - The design needs to strongly communicate Gay Pride, targeting adult audience. - The colors should also reflect the vibrant nature of the pride movement, all while adhering to a vintage aesthetic. For a successful bid, please share your portfolio featuring similar designs. Your proactivity and creativity are highly valued in this project.

...automation tools, and automating infrastructure provisioning. Containerization tools like Kubernetes or similar.

Each paper should consist of all the categories as attached sample along with diagrams and References. Attaching one Sample Paper for Reference.
 Key Responsibilities: - These Papers should be 100% plagiarism free and should not be detected under any Al Detectors - Should be able to Write Papers 2 Papers Total - 5 pages in each Paper - Explain the topic in detail along with diagrams (Attaching the Sample) I'm looking for someone with: Excellent written communication: Ability to craft clear, concise, and engaging technical content. Experience writing white papers, case studies, or technical blog posts (a plus). Skills Required :
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I am looking for an experienced writer who can create educational blockchain articles specifically focusing on supply chain finance. The aim of these articles is to inform and engage with academic researchers within the financial sector. Key Requirements: - Extensive knowledge and experience in blockchain technology and supply chain finance - Proven experience in creating educational content for an academic audience - Ability to explain complex concepts in a clear and accessible manner - Strong research skills to ensure accuracy and credibility of the content The perfect candidate should have a strong background in both blockchain technology and supply chain finance. Previous experience in creating educational content for an academic audience is highly desirable.

Looking for a dynamic sportswear designer with a flair for female adult athletic wear, specifically for tennis activities. The project involves the creation of comfortable, stylish, and functional athletic wear for a new Aussie brand. Key Responsibilities: - Designing athletic wear tailored for adults. - Experience in designing clothes for tennis activities. Ideal Skills/Experience You Should Have: - Prior experience in designing athletic and tennis wear. - Knowledge of materials that is suitable for tennis activities. - Advantageous if you understand the wear pattern of a seasoned tennis player. - Creativity to create sportswear which is not just functional but also contemporary. - Experience creating tech packs - Experience working with suppliers (preferred). - Up to date o...

More details: Is this project for business or personal use? Personal What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Detailed project proposals How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP.

I'm seeking a social media expert to craft and post engaging Instagram/TikTok ads targeting adults interested in home improvement, on a weekly basis. The ideal freelancer should have: - Extensive experience in Instagram ad creation and scheduling. - An understanding of targeting and reaching an adult audience. - Knowledge of home improvement products and services. - Excellent communication and time management skills. We need short videos of company work, maybe with the name and phone number on it. We have existing photos and videos. The aim is to amplify our visibility, generate inquiries, and increase sales. A keen eye for detail and creative ad design will be advantageous. I look forward to a successful collaboration.

I'm in need of a fashion graphic designer who can create minimalist designs tailored for adult audiences. These designs will be used on t-shirts, so it's essential that they make a strong fashion statement. Your main task will be to design graphics that are simple, yet highly appealing. Key requirements: - Expertise in fashion graphic design - Proficiency in creating minimalist designs - Understanding of adult fashion trends - Ability to create designs that make a strong fashion statement - Experience in designing for t-shirts is a plus. This project is perfect for you if you have a penchant for minimalistic designs and a firm grasp on adult fashion preferences. I'm excited to see your unique creations!

I'm seeking a capable music journalist to handle dynamic tasks in a bustling entertainment setting. I require someone with a knack for weaving engaging narratives while maintaining an informative tone that appeals to a general audience. Your Responsibilities: - Write compelling articles about various music and entertainment-related topics. - Conduct in-depth interviews with artists, industry professionals, and key players in the music scene. - Create fascinating documentaries that spotlight notable industry trends and events. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong written communication skills and a flair for storytelling. - Prior experience in music journalism or related fields. - Excellent research skills and a keen eye for industry trends. - Ability to ...

I am looking for a professional who can help me create a CV and cover letter that will stand out in the UK and Europe recruitment industry. Key information: - Industry: HR - Target roles: Recruitment Specialist, Human Resources Manager, HR Administrator - Essential certifications: SHRM-CP, CIPD, ATS I am looking for a collaborator who can help me secure interviews for these positions. The CV and cover letter will be the first impression employers will have of me, so they need to be outstanding. I prefer someone who is experienced in 1. UK and Europe recruitment 2. Environmental, water resources management, and sustainability field recruitment 3. using HR tools to increase the hiring rate, eg: Applicant Tracking Software ATS The ideal freelancer for this job should: - Ha...