Nightmare buddypress project. Need a superhero fast to help.

I have to be picky here. 9 Freelancers now have disappointing me after saying they can complete the job. Now I am left out of time with a project that has to be ready in just over 24 hours. If you are ready to be glued to your chair and work on a very hard project without needing alot of time to learn the system, do I have a job for you. a) You must know buddypress b) You must know Contact Forms 7 c) You must know the plugin side of wordpress well and not just create your own functions d) You must be able to work with existing system and cut corners, create temporary solutions in or in order to make website ready for the public in a VERY short matter of time. There will be plenty of time to do things the right way, but you have to be able to think on your feet and come up with creative solutions quickly for this job. It will not be fun, I promise. But - if you can succeed at this task, there is a future home with plenty of work lined up for you and it wont be as hard or rushed and it will be fun. This job HAS to be completed in 1-2 days and you must be willing to start work immediately. All auto-responders and generic quotes will be ignored. If you want to stand out, put $81 as the price. We can negotiate a final price based on how much you can accomplish afterwards. Are you really better than the other coders out there? Want a chance to prove it? Message me, please.