474806 Thank you page referral script

I need someone to build me a script that will incentivize people who come to my thank you page to pass the original squeeze page around. It must have true compatibility and work on the vast majority of servers and with all the major autoresponders. I'm not going to write down all the ideas I have here for obvious reasons. But what I'm looking for is somebody who speaks EXCELLENT English, is creative, is a problem-solver, a good communicator, and can get the job done effectively and quickly. This is a very important project for me. You must know what you're doing. Please do not contact me if you are not an EXPERT in this field. I look forward to talking to you soon.