Web development specialists needed

I need to assemble a highly skilled web development team, with members specialising in their individual fields. I am looking for: 1. A flash and Actionscript specialist: I will supply artwork, but I need someone to put it together and add interactivity where I need it. Aside from interactivity, advanced animation skills are a plus. 2.A php specialist who knows Wordpress back to front, and specifically the Thesis theme. I know WP and Thesis very well myself, but am not a php coder, and sometimes I need custom functions that are beyond my skill set. 3. A Wordpress shopping cart specialist. Will be reponsible for configuration, customisation, and adding products as provided by me. Show me your best, most complicated carts! I dont care what they look like style-wise, thats my job, I am looking for great functionality and user-friendliness. 4. A javascript specialist: image sliders, animation, pop-ups etc. Wherever I can use js instead of flash, I need you! Show me your coolest js work pls! If I can be clear... I am not looking for jacks-of-all-trades. I will be assigning tasks specific to individual expertise in a specific area of development. Therefore I need people who have exceptional skills in their field. NB**** Language and communication are paramount, if your english is not FANTASTIC we cannot work together. Please dont waste both our time if you dont speak FLUENT english. I do not have the time or patience to explain things over and over to get the job done. If you PM me in bad english, dont be surprised when you don't get a reply. Send me a PM explaining what your area of expertise is, some idea of your capability and experience, and links to good examples of relevant work. Please dont send me 20 links to look at. 2 or 3 of your best examples is more than enough. Daily communication via Skype / MSN is a must. Would prefer to be working with people close to Philippines timezone. I know I sound like a very demanding a55hole but I am actually very easy going as long as I am not getting f*cked around, and the right applicants will be well compensated for their work. I am a designer and developer myself, and my clients expect very high standards. I have a huge project coming up and my client is going to expect nothing but the very best, and I expect work to be done quickly, and deadlines met. Without fail. Excuses don't pay the bills. Happy clients do. NO CHANCERS!.... if I give you a job and you screw it up... dont expect to get paid, or employed by me ever again. I will not be making deposits on any jobs, but am happy to escrow the funds. Do the job right, get paid. F*ck it up, get nothing. That's fair right? If you think you fit the profile, drop me a PM, and start your PM (not your bid!!) by saying "i'm the expert you need" Just bid $30 for this project. All I am doing here is looking for people to interview. Once I have selected people I will post the individual jobs with budgets. Happy bidding. I look forward to meeting some talented people.