Dear Sir or Madam,
First of all, I would like to notify you that I am not a Native English speaker, but that would be the least of our problems if you choose to award the project to me.
Second and last, without any means to sugarcoat around, please read my sample that I am submitting to you. I hope you recognize and choose style and substance over anything less competent that is offered to satisfy your request, dear Sir or Madam.
(This was an introduction to a book, in the style of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride).
As every story starts but not quite as it goes,
this one tip toes on quirky toes.
It hits the most peculiar notes,
tangled between love and passion,
sex, morality, and hope,
fights, and sides to take on.
SO grab the rope, or take a seat
because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride but a really sweet treat.
Romantic soul or not, it’s going to seethe in deep
and surely grab you by the teeth
so be sure not to be the one with a sweet tooth for the lovey-dovey
because you’re going to need a napkin and someone to call “honey”.
- Now I’m going to tell you a story “that will make a skeleton cry”*.