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More details: Is this project for business or personal use? Personal What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Detailed project proposals How soon do you need your project completed? Within a month

I'm in need of a comprehensive F...applications. - Proficiency in integrating third-party APIs, particularly for market data and news sources. - A strong understanding of UI/UX design to create a user-friendly and intuitive interface (I already have a UIUX design almost ready). - A creative mindset, as the design of this app will be crucial to its success. Budget: $300 (Please if you can't work with this, don't apply. Not trying to be rude but just want only people that can work with that budget). by the way, the developer gets 5% of the app's in-app purchases for the next 5 years on cross platforms... so this is a long-term deal. Any time zone is ok with me. Please provide a portfolio of your previous work in finance/trading apps, as well as any relevant expe...

I am seeking an experienced portrait artist or illustrator who specializes in cartoon-style illustrations. Here are specific details about the project: - Style: The project needs to be created with a moderate level of detail, similar to the reference images provided. The final piece should be more on the cartoonish side based on the Rude Dog and the Dweebs posters. - Subject: The illustration will feature my family and our dog. It's important that you capture each family member’s likeness and our dog’s unique features. - Size: The finished product should fit on an A3 poster and MUST BE A VECTOR - Color: The illustration should be colorful, with a preference for vibrant and rich shades. In terms of colours, all I ask is that our dog is rendered with his markings ...

Bhaya with respect - there is no need to be rude. my text referred to RESPONSE TO BIDS - I wont ignore personal message

We need a chatbot added to our Godaddy Website....but we can't do that until we covert our current website to a Wordpress website. We want you to convert our current website to a wordpress site. (Pleas...and design is built, we just need for you to copy the website and make it a wordpress sight. We need for you to work with us to get it exactly correct and test everything before we turn it live. WARNING: DO NOT REACHOUT TO US VIA EMAIL FROM OUR WEBSITE NOR ANYOTHER METHOD OUTSIDE OF [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin], WE WILL REPORT YOU TO [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin]. THIS IS EXTEMELY RUDE AND TAKES UP MY STAFF'S TIME TO DEAL WITH YOUR CONTACT. We are super excited to work with you on this project. It should ony take a few weeks to get it set up.

I need someo...edit some buttons and functionality on the page - some of the pages will require to create PHP rules or MYSQL JOINS/CONDITIONS to alter the content depending on who is logged in we will go thru each section of the sidebar one by one a fairly straightforward job if u know the system and PHP. video call essential to discuss milestone before agreeing price and awarding no time wasters no arrogant rude freelancers follow my rules be nice and work hard PLEASE NOTE: you will be working via my system - via screen sharing FTP is not possible for this task. We will only do the work in small chunks to allow you to complete it before moving on to next job. If youre happy to work on my terms give me a shout and i have lots of work for you - big opportunity to earn money her...

I need someone familiar with PHP and oscommerce to help me customise my admin panel - i want to hide certain pages and links on the sidebar and edit some buttons and functionality on the page - some of the pages will require to create PHP rules or MYSQL JOINS/CONDITIONS to alter the content depending on who is logged in we will go ...edit some buttons and functionality on the page - some of the pages will require to create PHP rules or MYSQL JOINS/CONDITIONS to alter the content depending on who is logged in we will go thru each section of the sidebar one by one a fairly straightforward job if u know the system and PHP. video call essential to discuss milestone before agreeing price and awarding no time wasters no arrogant rude freelancers follow my rules be nice and work ha...

READ BEFORE APPLYING: We will not respond or award this job to anyone who does not submit at least 3 examples of email designs you have created in the past in your initial contact. For security reasons, ONLY send these as PNG, JPEG, or PDF attachments - not links to files/folders. This is not to be rude, it’s just how we manage sorting through dozens of messages from bots on this platform. This also gives me an idea of your design skills and experience. __________________________________ An Email Design Assistant at is responsible for writing & designing engaging e-mail campaigns that convert. is a 15-year-old business that offers over 100 kinds of jerky and gift packages. We have a large and loyal customer base, a strong social media presence, and well-defined workf...

I am in need of an expert in Facebook ads to specifically target the generation of leads and sales. An in-depth audience analysis will be provided for your use. The requirements for this project are: - Set up and manage the ads for the duration of it. I have written the ads and created the v... All auto messages and responses will be IGNORED and if you keep harassing me and messaging I will report you and block you. I want to work with professionals only. I am a busy entrepreneur and honestly I don't have any time to waste and I meant it,, in the best way possible. If all goes well we will be working with each other long term. I am looking for professionals and straightforward (not rude) people that i can work with and are reliable. Thank you for your interest and have a M...

==> DO NOT SUBMIT A QUOTE IF YOU ARE NOT A CIVIL ENGINEER. If you do, I WILL BE VERY RUDE. <== How can you do the tasks when you don't pay attention to requirements? ==>  DO NOT SUBMIT A QUOTE IF NO SITE PLAN OR CIVIL ENGINEER REVIEWS <== I NEED an AMAZING ENGINEER who is an EXPERT on steeply sloped lands, to complete the work below in less than a week. ==> I do not have a topographic survey, if you are an expert/genius,  you won't need one. <==  ==>  PLEASE REVIEW ALL 5 ATTACHMENTS  <=== DELIVERABLES - Need ARCH D 24" x 36" file, send complete work in CAD + PDF 1.  Tell me which side of land (Left or Right) is best for the buildings with all necessary setbacks from property line, road, wa...

...technology equipped individual(s) who can harness the power of platforms like Facebook, Zillow, LinkedIn, Craigslist and many more ways to identify motivated sellers & BUYERS who are looking to sell their fixer upper homes, houses where renovation was started but not finished or just houses with a motivated sellers. The possibilities and people you'll encounter will be nice, knowledgeable, mean, rude, disrespectful, closed off/reserved and its all about winning their trust. Some people may not want to sell there housebut when you bring up the idea of selling it having all this money and starting over, you never know you might change their mind. Key Responsibilities: Lead Identification: Utilize platforms such as Facebook, Zillow, and Craigslist to identify motivated se...

...campaign. In short, if you have the chops for this and can demonstrate it, you'll be kept busy as long as we breathe air! Please - don't tell me how good you are - show me how good you are with past and present campaign successes. Those who can prove with past and present performances which can be clearly demonstrated and proven will benefit greatly. Those who cannot, not so much. Not being rude or discriminatory here but again, a life is in the balance and only those with real game will be considered. We've got a very seriously injured woman's life in our hands and this is deadly serious business. If it were someone you cared about and loved and they were in a very bad way, you would want a serious junk-yard dog looking out for you and or your loved ones...

I am looking for someone to overlay 4 faces onto the famous "pigeons as a album cover" image. adding some extra things like rude fingers onto the pigeons and other quirky things. I want the image to look like an album cover.

...the brief if so say banana bread in your quote, please. All animations are in 4 seconds loops that start and finish in identical spots, consistent throughout all character animations, so that any may be combined together in any order. Sparkles: (The Star) 1. Idle (Nothing, just small motion/movement to show alive) 2. Excitement 3. Happy 4. Sad 5. Annoyed 6. Unsure/Uncertain 7. Cheeky/Rude 8. Fearful/Scared 9. Adoration/Love 10. Interest 11. Sassy 12. Mouth moving to simulate talking Rocky: (The Rocket) 1. Idle (Nothing just small motion/movement to show alive) 2. Excitement 3. Happy 4. Sad 5. Annoyed 6. Unsure/Uncertain 7. Tired 8. Fearful/Scared 9. Adoration/Love 10. Interest 11. Boisterous 12. Mouth moving to simulate talking BOTH ROCKY AN...

Needing a new, fresh, eye catching logo for a brand. Brand name is RUDE- color scheme is neon/hot pink and black. Bold, creative ways of delivering this name with our without an integrated logo. Could just be the name RUDE. Will need several options mocked up on packaging, clothing etc. Attached are several ideas of general direction- Will need to see this on a small jar with a label size of 1.29x8.125. other text to include but not limited to - RUDE flowers - RUDE larger font, Flowers smaller font and placed underneath RUDE - audaciously flavorful - obscenely priced - fearlessly cultivated

I'm looking for someone to create 1-3 designs for a T-shirt range with a vintage style, targeting rockers. The designs should be graphic but not rude or offensive, and must be screen-printable with 4 colors or fewer. I'm hoping that the designs will appeal to the rocker/biker market, so any distinctive elements that could be included would be appreciated.

I need to develop a text classification system for German language shorts texts and messages. You will have to moderate text/messages. These texts can be rude and contains insults. I have the raw data necessary to train the model. The accuracy of the classification needs to be at 95% or higher, that is why you need to be a german native speaker. If you have the necessary expertise, I am looking for you. A competitive hour rate is important for me. Please answer saying that you have a native German level and the hourly rate you are asking for.

The picture called "main cart pic" is the one that we need to make look beautiful. The pics "Brightside" and "color needs" are the color we need. Maybe even brighter. This is the first part of a much bigger job but I am first posting this small job to find someone with the skill to colo...part of a much bigger job but I am first posting this small job to find someone with the skill to color and shade and make the golf cart look sparkling and shinny and bright and new. If you want this job please show me a little part of the golf cart that you can color and shade. Its ok to watermark. I am not trying to cheat. But please dont waste your time if just learning photoshop. I dont mean rude or cruel. I dont want to waste your time. But if you can do a great ...

Hello, I'm looking for the perfect artist to create a rude cartoon caricature of myself and my mrs in full color. The style should be cartoonish, meaning more comic book-like – like a character from a movie or video game – than a realistic rendering. It should capture their physical features, hairstyle, and clothing in an exaggerated manner. I’d like the photo to be of her bending over right in front of me with a surprised look on her face. Both of us will be overly muscled with tattoos on our arms/legs. .

Hello, I'm looking for the perfect artist to create a rude cartoon caricature of myself and my mrs in full color. The style should be cartoonish, meaning more comic book-like – like a character from a movie or video game – than a realistic rendering. It should capture their physical features, hairstyle, and clothing in an exaggerated manner. I’d like the photo to be of her bending over right in front of me with a surprised look on her face. Both of us will be overly muscled with tattoos on our arms/legs. .

...high. PNG or JPEG or another common image format. DETAILS OF DESIRED GRAPHIC The name of the store is "the HATE SHIRT shop," or alternatively, "HATE SHIRT". These words should be prominent in the graphic, or at least included somehow, for branding purposes. The store sells t-shirts and other items with graphics that are political in nature, but are also satirical, sarcastic, or in some cases, rude. Hence the name "hate" in the store name. In current U.S. politics, "hate" has come to denote any speech or behavior that contravenes norms of polite behavior, especially as regards certain topics such as race, religion, transgender, abortion, or really any other political issue. In particular, "hate" is used to denote legitimat...

four nati...sentence ' X, I said X ' as pattern) : rack, I said rack lack,I said lack red,I said red led, I said led read, I said read lead, I said lead rot, I said rot lot, I said lot rug, I said rug lug, I said lug rude, I said rude lewd, I said lewd 2. Requirements: Each sentence should be repeated 5 times, the intonation of the word 'X' is falling, mono, 44100Hz, 16bit 1.需要4位美籍英语母语者帮忙录音（2男2女），内容如下（以X, I said X为句式）: rack, I said rack lack,I said lack red,I said red led, I said led read, I said read lead, I said lead rot, I said rot lot, I said lot rug, I said rug lug, I said lug rude, I said rude lewd, I said lewd 2.要求：每句重复5遍，单词X的朗读声调为降调，采用单声道，44100Hz，16bit录制

...good 'automatic' harmonizing system. GUITARS: I'm looking to modify what I've done so far to create a heavier feel. I think 'heavier' would benefit the first part (72 bars) - then using another of the 'reference' tones for the slower (70 bpm) remaining 14 bars (to create a more obviously defined solid blues feel - continuing to fade). ADMIN: Your verifiable track record please. (Sounds a bit rude I know, sorry, but comes from previous very disappointing experiences). A few bars (vox + gtr + harmony + bvs) of your end product please, for occasional review to confirm we are going in the right direction as we progress. 'Freelancer's' payment protocol acknowledgement. (No payment before satisfactory completion). COST: Wh...

Hello to all I immigrated to Romania 2 years ago (I have an ID and passport). I need someone to come with me to a meeting at the government office. To help me issue an ID and passport for my 2 kids (14, 17), Both are citizens. I tried going myself but it was difficult and they are a bit rude. I have all the documents needed. I speak a little Romanian but not enough to understand the officials in the government. Thank you so much

I am looking for a skilled designer to create a watermark/logo that will be used as an overlay when my technology is used on a webpage. Requirements: ...project), I will assume you can't follow directions and your design will be rejected. -Do you have attention to details? Let's test it. When you submit your first entry, leave me a message telling me your favorite corporate logo and WHY it is your favorite. If you follow my rules I will help you with the design. If you break my rules (they are there to keep project moving forward) it is very rude. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong graphic design skills - Experience in logo design and branding - Creativity and ability to think outside the box - Attention to detail and understanding of aesthetics - Proficiency in u...

...48be30db2428b"></div> <script src=""></script> Pictures and descriptions can be taken from current VRBO listings. Obviously, SEO friendly Ideally I would like this built on your server and moved to mine upon completion. Please ask questions. I’ll do my best to respond quickly. Not to be rude but any coder who intentionally bids a low price and then wants to increase that price substantially will be automatically blocked and eliminated. Thank for understanding. I look forward to working with you. ...

1. change the file to Navy blue and Aqua 2. July 30, 2023 - 2pm to 7pm 3. All Gas, No Brakes 4. $100- Drinks and Food Provided 5. Albouy's Point Collection 1:30pm Sharp (don't be de last one, OR Shots on YOU!) 6. Good Vibes ONLY Jim Brown & Dj Fresh Kid 8. No Advance Ticket.. No Good Time 9. Display Sponsors logo at the bottom of the flyer (stoli logo , big foot logo , and rude boy logo)

...am not looking for anything animated. I am seeking creativity with the video, as well as for it to look professional and eye-catching. I would like to book your package for 15 sec or 30 sec video ad I need a video ad, that looks similar to this one: Here is the brief script: Thanks...

I am working in a Collection Agency. My collectors did the following breaches: 1) Not verifying customers 2) Being rude The above was detected when the voice recording was audited by the client. How best to handle this situation with the client when the breaches are repeated (by different collectors) and the contract of the company is at risk

I am currently being investigated they knew I was assaulted by a Purple Heart previously, and they are purposely doing slander within ...I do have proof of the blinking on my phone I do have proof of this slander within my city I won’t my justice. They have literally acted like they were going to try to gangbang me. I won’t safety. This can be a short story, but regardless, I want it as a lifetime safety. I want my justice and I will not stop until I have it x200!! I was even speaking to federal have it recorded, and it shows how rude each individual along the way truly is! I do not respect 719 nor Colorado nor federal ever again and I grew up in all branches of government. Literally the worst people I have met is Colorado and whomever is on my phone purposely harassing ...

I need a design for a front and a back of a t-shirt with a theme that goes with the rock and biker scene. I like Ed Hardy's shirts, Rude Riders, Tattoo Style is great, etc. I'm also very open to good new ideas. Please only use your own designs and none! Stock footage from the Internet. I need designs for men's shirts but also for women's shirts and I hope for many good ideas. The Brand Name: ROCKYFY must be written on the shirt and i also would like to have a good slogan.

Looking for a creative and memorable tag line for Ten Four Truck Insurance. Website: Please Be Creative. From conservative to over-the-top outrageous, we will consider ALL entries. Humorous, Rude, and Crazy, considered too.

Hi Lazaros K., I noticed you blocked me to reply. I was on call an that's the reason you might see that I have read the message but didn't revert back. I didn't expect this rude behaviour. If you are not interest to continue work let me know. Also, let me know if you want to communicate and solve this.

We have a technology and IT services company that needs a catchy name not longer than 8 words max and 2 syllables with a domain available with the domain web site, not the premium domain. The name should have a decent meaning (no bad words or rude words or slangs)in key languages like English and Greek to qualify. Technology-related will be much better and misspell will not qualify. need at least 6 for names for the project you must have good credentials to qualify (means you have done this and have good examples.)

usd 500 1. minus usd 100, no follow my decision 2. minus usd 100 rude reply 3, pay usd100 for basic setup 4. pay usd 200 for input the post which he havent in previous month.. need to input news, not old news

...profile name (ElWeroxTV), with another image, I attached some examples below. 3.- (Optional) It can contain something related to a gamer (Ex: A controller, a mouse, etc...) 4.- It can have like game items just as swords, bows, wands, etc... 5.- If you search for the key Gamer Logos/Banners in google pictures, you will see a lot of examples. 6.- It can be something like rude, because is kind of my personality. With a mad/rude face or something. 7.- It can also contains like a game profile with my real life traits, I have beard and my hair style is like Slicked Back Hair. 8.- You can ask me for more personal things if you want to know even more. I attached some logo and banner examples here so you can get an idea. I will start the contest with something, but If any work ex...

...loop. Then there are some custom filters created at The filter already works for only one custom field. The filter works with custom ajax. The ajax are in another woocommerce js I need help to solve the rest of filters actually showing in this 2 pages because is not working, the last dev quit. The ajax flter transition is so rude. I want to get a smooth transition too. And the last thing that we need help is for put an extra custom fix to our calendar plugin. It plugin already get the products in a calendar but is getting all the product caregories. We need that this calendar only get "cursos" category. We need to limit the loop of this calendar plugin to get only this category in the front the plugin doesnt

I have a very specific question and I’ve been told the way I understand it is accur...so perhaps you could give me a special offer. If we are getting divorced and could possibly go to a masters hearing, and I have several large judgments against me Because she would not give me money to hire an attorney to defend by self as she is a Dr. making 400,000 a year and controls our finances. She’s not legally on the judgments it’s in my name only but other Pennsylvania law They are very rude that as they were Entered during our marriage and in relation to marital investments and properties. It’s my understanding that she is responsible for half of those debts and it should be a credit towards me when they figure out how much I’m supposed to get. I’m look...

...ISBN cannot be covered. If they are, your submission will be rejected. 7 - The publisher logo must appear on the back and spine of the cover orientated horizontally. 8 - Only post the flat image of the full cover to the contest - no artboard or 3D representations are to be posted in your submission. 9 - Do not post in the comment area asking for the contest poster to look at your submission - it is rude and can get your submission disqualified. The comment area is for valid questions and answers only. It will be monitored and violating posts will be immediately removed. 10 - Do not add text to the back cover - we will add it to the submission if it is picked. FAQ: Can I use copyrighted images? Yes, but you must have already secured the rights to use the images prior to submittin...

...horizontally The cover must be one continuous image from edge to edge, or blended seamlessly Only post the flat image of the full cover to the contest - no artboard or 3D representations accepted Do not message the contest poster - There is more than enough information listed for a submission to be made Do not post in the comment area asking for the contest poster to look at your submission - it is rude and can get your submission disqualified. If you have a question concerning the contest, post it in the questions are only, I will answer it within 24 hours FAQ: Can I use copyrighted images? Yes, but you must have already secured the rights to use the images prior to submitting to the contest Can you guarantee the contest? Not unless you can guarantee that at least one subm...

Create a comic based on our brief. The comic is 5 pages, approximately 10-12 panels per page and in landscape view. I am looking for a style that is similar to modern film noir. If you ar...(8). There is a group of kids playing nearby but he stays away, not because he doesn’t want to but because he can’t stand their smells. SPEECH: Growing up, I didn’t have many friends Panel 2: A happy kid, is running past Young John to pick up a ball. We can see smell lines floating towards John from Donny’s very sweaty arm pits. John is turning his head and screwing up his face, trying not to be rude but failing to hide how he feels about the smell. SPEECH: Donny Parkins smelled of stale dough in the morning, acrid sweat from recess onwards Please let me know if you ha...

Logo for the word RUDE, the U being a tongue and the rest being lip shaped

Need a logo for a "diner". It is a very unique concept where the waiters in the restaurant are actually rude. The concept name is "Smiley's Kitchen". I need a logo for "Smiley's Kitchen", that seems happy. I think clipart vibe is what I need.

...gifts and or gift of no more than $5 -because the child is turning 5. Want to teach the child value of money. Child will take the gift donations of $5 from everyone and buy that ONE gift that they really want and also we want child to remember gift being from their 5th bday. Don’t want 30 toys. Not enough wknds in a year to be playing with toys. We want to put this message thru without sounding rude or snobby. I’m hoping to attach this note that I need help with to the back of my invitations. Something short n not too long but to the point Articles to look at to understand my view Google - FIVERS PARTY --> :) Thanks...

Hi, you need to collect and retype phrases from Pinterest. I give theme "new baby card" . You go to Pinterest and type this theme in and get dozens of variants of greeting cards with sayings. Miss short dull variants like "Hello Baby" or "Its a Boy", "Congratula...in and get dozens of variants of greeting cards with sayings. Miss short dull variants like "Hello Baby" or "Its a Boy", "Congratulations", "Welcome little one". I need only variants like: "Shit just got real", "Awesome people make awesome babies" etc. While searching for phrases just add phrases like "funy" ,"rude " "cheeky" or "qute" to the theme to get good variants - "new ba...

Hey people, a few weeks ago i develop and indicator wich is attached in the picture number 1, problem is i dont know how to make a gradient efect between all emas or since 200EMA to the EMA20. In picture number 2 i'll show you more or less a rude image about the idea i want, and in the picture number 3 and 4 is related more or less with the idea i want, i'm also opened to see a new design about it if it can be better, but this is the main idea. Last pictures number 5 and 6 are about the RGB scale for green and red i want to be used to make the gradient effect. So hit me up if you can do it, and if you can show me some examples or images about other indicators with gradients that you made in the past will be perfect to decide it! thanks for anticipate :)

Wa state says i owe 24k and its all because a rude guy trying to run business and i gauled to meet his expectations which were impossible. He also never held up to the offer letter. The state is taking his side even though I didnt have to take the job because i work in the union and the only reason I did was because my ex harassed me just like at work to get it refinanced and out of her name i finally did in litje may of 2021. But the state has gone to 43k to back down to 23k. I need professional help and a good writter. Can you help? Time sensitive.

Wa state says i owe 24k and its all because a rude guy trying to run business and i gauled to meet his expectations which were impossible. He also never held up to the offer letter. The state is taking his side even though I didnt have to take the job because i work in the union and the only reason I did was because my ex harassed me just like at work to get it refinanced and out of her name i finally did in litje may of 2021. But the state has gone to 43k to back down to 23k. I need professional help and a good writter. Can you help? Time sensitive.

Wa state says i owe 24k and its all because a rude guy trying to run business and i gauled to meet his expectations which were impossible. He also never held up to the offer letter. The state is taking his side even though I didnt have to take the job because i work in the union and the only reason I did was because my ex harassed me just like at work to get it refinanced and out of her name i finally did in litje may of 2021. But the state has gone to 43k to back down to 23k. I need professional help and a good writter. Can you help? Time sensitive.

I am music artist im looking for a painter to pay that can paint me in particular background for the album