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Hello freelancers, I need a quick work for fixing the urls of images and title that wordpress generate when I upload images. If you check this link: ( you can see that on url there is 'o' word for uknown reason, and also the title of the image is ) So what is need to be done is to cancel this 'o' word from the image link urls and title. Thanks.
I want a penalty shootout game like we can play with our friends like pes like a real penalty shootout out 2 penalties each and should look realistic challenging each other and playing with online players with scoreboard where we can we see who's in the top and with funny characters like monsters have super powers like one can shoot powerfull and one can save with super reflexies they can buy in store and u can add your own mind it should look like a fun challenging game multiplayer game even tournaments with winning ? and 5 ? to entry they can ?in stores
...illustrator who can create realistic digital images for my food coloring products. Project Details: Products: Edible Gel Food Coloring: 13 color variants Oil-Based Food Coloring: 9 color variants Powdered Food Coloring: 3 color variants Requirements: Realistic digital images based on existing product photos. Maintain the original packaging in the images for consistency. Fine details and realistic colors to highlight product quality. Vector-format labels will be provided by me. Additional Elements: Each image will include an extra element to visually enhance and showcase the product. Examples: a cake of the same color, a drop of gel, or a pile of powder. Required Experience: Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in graphic design, ill...
I am looking for a developer to create a stock trading tool website that includes the following features: - Real-time stock quotes and charts - open interest and oi change - developer must have knowledge in trading The level of user interaction expected on the website is minimal. Ideal skills and experience for this job include proficiency in [input programming language or framework], experience with real-time data integration, portfolio management systems, and algorithmic trading.
...models for me. Requirements: - The models should be based on specific dimensions and blueprint that I will provide. - The level of detail required in the model is intermediate, with more detailed features. - The freelancer should have experience in creating 3D building designs and be able to accurately represent the dimensions and features of the building. - Knowledge of AutoCad software is a must. - Attention to detail and the ability to work with precision is essential for this project. I have full planning permission for a garden-located, single storey commercial building in a mews in Brockley, SE London. I can provide the Design and Access Statement (which I attach) and a full set of .dwg plans and elevations which I will happy t...
I am looking for an influencer agency that can help me find 100 TikTok streamers to collaborate with I am specifically looking for micro-influencers, those with 1k-5K followers. The main goal of collaborating w...has access to 100 TT micro-influencers as the deadline is Dec 31st. Each influencer needs to stream once for 2 hours, rewarded 100$ for a livestream. Countries supported: USA, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa. Influencers have to be located in these countries and speak English during the live stream, with no limit for nationalities. The game is one of the top 10 games on both Google and Apple stores. Reward for influencer - $100 for 2 hours of gaming livestream. Reward for the agency - send your quotes, please. Signing a contract is a must...
Just opening the project solong. Will upload files for quotes as soon as I receive the new ones.
Attached are our 3 team images for a real estate project website. Sure, I dont want them to look identical. But neither do I want them to look so totally different. The winner will 1. Return the images cropped to look similar and good dimensions and image quality for web. and 2. will edit the images a bit to make them look a bit more like they belong together. I am not sure how, but that is what the competition is for )
...identifying potential lenders as I am working on expanding my of lenders. Skills and experience required: - Strong knowledge and understanding of DSCR loans - Experience in identifying potential lenders - Excellent communication skills - Ability to effectively communicate with lenders via email or phone We are mortgage brokerage for DSCR and Non QM loans in the US and I am looking for a mortagge auction specialist for our loans 1. You job will be to locate new lenders and get them on board to work with us 2. Connect to their online pricing systems and generate quotes 3. Email and call lenders to gather quotes 4. Update the client on every quote and add the quote to a spreadsheet 5. Do another auction between the 3...
Requirements 1- Website : (no Wordpress) Light/dynamic website with capabilities of SEO. CRM integration: free version or something that cost minimal. I need a recommendation Automation : email quotes/invoice based on form filled by the customer. To do better customer management. Xero Au: integration with xero Australia
I am looking for a skilled developer who can help me with a project involving image extraction and posting for a web application. The project requires extracting images from local files and posting them on a weekly basis. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Python, Flask, brython, and MySQL - Experience in image extraction and manipulation - Knowledge of web application development Key Requirements: - Ability to extract images from local files and post them on website - Understanding of database management and integration on a website If you have the necessary skills and experience, please submit your proposal. Thank you.
I am looking for a skilled freelancer to assist me in filming my entertainment podcast. I want to incorporate both visual and sound effects, as well as funny noises and music to enhance the overall experience for my viewers. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in video editing and post-production - Proficiency in creating animated visual effects and incorporating them into videos - Ability to add sound effects and music to enhance the podcast episodes - Creativity in adding funny noises and effects to make the podcast more entertaining - Attention to detail to ensure a seamless integration of effects into the videos The project will involve working on 1-3 podcast episodes initially, with the possibility of more episode...
...data and technology consulting service. The new site must be responsive on all devices and have a professional and clean look, representing the nature of the business. It should consist of 12 to 15 pages and include SSL, email integration, a contact form, and a meeting scheduler. The website should be fast loading and SEO optimized to ensure maximum visibility. It should also include images and videos to enhance the overall user experience. As I have a specific design and theme in mind, I am seeking a designer who can bring my vision to life. The ideal candidate should have experience in creating visually appealing and functional websites. The project should be completed within a timeline of 3-4 weeks to align w...
I am looking for a skilled graphic designer or photo editor who can help me with a face swap for a holiday photo. Specific Requirements: - I hav...graphic designer or photo editor who can help me with a face swap for a holiday photo. Specific Requirements: - I have a specific photo in mind that I would like to use for the face swap. - I want the face swap to look realistic, not funny. - The deadline for this project is 24 hours. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in graphic design and photo editing software. - Experience in face swapping and manipulating images. - Attention to detail and the ability to create a seamless and realistic face swap. If you have the necessary skills and experience, and can complete the p...
**** YOU ALL ARE FUNNY. I'LL USE ONE OF THE MANY AUTOMATED SCRAPING SOFTWARE OR EXTENSIONS AND DO THIS MYSELF WITHIN 30 MIN **** Hi, I need list of all lawyers in Colorado, USA. I only need emails. Ready now
...am seeking a skilled and experienced freelancer to help me create a GoFundMe campaign to raise money to save my home. Purpose of the GoFundMe Campaign: - The main purpose of this campaign is to raise funds to prevent the foreclosure of my home. I have been in the same place for 8 and a half years. I went off of work in 2019 for medical reasons (before Covid) and my debt load and monthly expenses by far exceed my income. I need to sell my home in order to cover my debt, but I can't sell my home because it is in disrepair. (For example, I started Renovations in 2019 and ran out of money before I could finish them. My main bathroom is down to bare studs and it will cost me $15,000+ to repair. Another example is that I had to replace the g...
...Amazon Product Images Description: I am looking for a skilled graphic designer to create product images for my Amazon listings. The main purpose of these images is to highlight the product features and attract potential customers. 7 Images for the product Specific Requirements: - I will provide a list of specific features that I want to be highlighted in the images. - The style preference for the images is clean and minimalistic, with a focus on simplicity and elegance. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in graphic design software such as Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator. - Experience in creating visually appealing product images that effectively highlight features. - Ability to work with provided spec...
Background remove from 75 images and resize them to 2X3 inch
...to 7 PNG images by replacing the existing text. Example attached. Current text on 7 images says free mainland uk delivery over over £75 needs replacing with; We Deliver Worldwide Requirements: - Experience in graphic design and image editing - Attention to detail to ensure accurate text replacement - Ability to match the replacement text font and color to the existing text Additional Information: - Modified images remain our property - The project involves only text replacement, no other modifications are needed. - The freelancer should be able to work with the existing images and make the necessary changes. - Same font and text colour as original required - I would like to discuss the project further to ensure a cle...
...min/max spread, theoritical quotes etc... We want to replace the ODL API with Athex Fix Server (Fix 4.4) which will support natively encryption (up to TLS 1.3 & SSL). Also except from Trading Session to support Drop-copy session so that the member to receive all aplication messages directed to all its connections (ORAMA, ATHEX GW, XNET Trader, ATHEX FIX Server sessions). The successful freelancer must possess extensive knowledge in software development, security protocols, and network connections. Programming languages such as VB6, Fix API, C# are necessary for this project. A strong understanding of server-side programming, API integration, and web services is also required. If you believe that you have the skillset to fulfill this job, I urge you to submit ...
1- Company: a. Banner photo: reduce size to show full photo. 2- References: a. Replace banner photo by photo "References".
...effectively highlight the features and benefits of my product/service in a concise and engaging manner. For the voiceover, I prefer a professional style that conveys confidence and credibility. Although I have a specific script for the voiceover, I do not have any images. Therefore, the ideal candidate should have the ability to create visually appealing and relevant images that align with the script. The video should be visually captivating, incorporating high-quality graphics and animations to effectively convey the message and capture the attention of the target audience. The ideal freelancer will have experience in creating promotional videos, proficiency in video editing software, and strong communication skills...
Creation of Product Images for Amazon Using Artificial Intelligence **Introduction:** Welcome to the innovative product image creation contest for Amazon! We warmly invite talented graphic designers from the Freelancer community to participate in this unique challenge, combining creativity and artificial intelligence. **Contest Objective:** The main goal of this contest is to design exceptional product images intended for presentation on the Amazon platform. We encourage the use of artificial intelligence as an innovative tool to enrich and enhance the creative process. The final result is paramount, and we look forward to discovering designs that will stand out on Amazon. **Instructions:** Detailed instructions, including the theme, specific requir...
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I would like to have 5 photoshopped images of celebrities holding a sign/paper with a photo that I choose. Here are the 5 celebrities I would like: Donald Trump Joe Biden Kim Jong Un Kim Karadashian Vladimir Putin Could be replaced by some other celebrities if needed..
I would like to get a Veterinary Consultation Website made where the users will be able to consult with the vets. The user should be able to submit a consultation request with the details and photo/video through the website, which will then be notified to the vets. After the vet responds to the query, the user should be notified about the same through email and both (The user and vet) should be able to communicate further only through our platform. This will be a free veterinary consultation website. Requesting for nominal quotes.
I am looking for a skilled illustrator to create some SVG images for my project. Type of Image: - Illustration Design Preferences: - I have clear ideas for the design and style of the illustration. Main Elements or Theme: - The main element/theme for the illustration is a trophy. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in creating SVG images - Strong illustration skills - Ability to bring clear design ideas to life - Attention to detail and ability to capture the desired style and theme
...a social media manager who can handle my Facebook and Instagram accounts, with a possibility of expanding to other platforms in the future. Skills and experience needed: - Proficiency in managing Facebook and Instagram accounts - Familiarity with other social media platforms is a plus - Ability to create engaging and sales-focused content - Experience in creating funny and sarcastic posts - Knowledge of different formats and techniques to keep the content engaging Responsibilities: - Manage and update social media accounts - Create and schedule posts that are funny, sarcastic, and sales-focused - Monitor and respond to comments and messages - Analyze and report on social media performance...
...social media manager who can handle my Facebook and Instagram accounts, with a possibility of expanding to other platforms in the future. Skills and experience needed: - Proficiency in managing Facebook and Instagram accounts - Familiarity with other social media platforms is a plus - Ability to create engaging and sales-focused content - Experience in creating funny and sarcastic posts - Knowledge of different formats and techniques to keep the content engaging Responsibilities: - Manage and update social media accounts - Create and schedule posts that are funny, sarcastic, and sales-focused - Monitor and respond to comments and messages - Analyze and report on social media performance ...
...listing images editing required Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in image resizing, colour correction, wrinkle removal, infographic, lifestyle incorporation, image manipulation, image resizing -Adobe creative cloud - Ability to meet a turnaround time of within 3 days Description: -We require image editing for our product, which is available in six different colors. The tasks involve color correction, enhancement, lifestyle integration, and wrinkle removal. The images are provided in JPEG format with a white background and PNG format with a transparent background. The edited photos must comply with the listing requirements of Amazon and Shopify. Style guide is attached for your reference. one master sample will be prepared for all the styl...
I am looking for a developer to add specific functions to my personal website. The ideal candidate should have experience with HTML/CSS and be able to work on a website platform. Key requirements for this project include: - Image Upload: Users should be able to upload images as posts, either with or without accompanying text. The maximum file size for image uploads should be 5GB. - IP Control and Ban: I need the ability to ban specific IP addresses from the control panel. Additionally, the admin panel should display a list of all IP addresses. If you have experience with website development, HTML/CSS, and can fulfill these requirements, please reach out to discuss further details.
I am looking for a talented artist who can create 150 black and white sport exercise images with highlighted muscles. Specific exercises: The client will provide a list of exercises that they want to be included in the images. Style: The images should be realistic and anatomically accurate, resembling anatomical illustrations. Highlighted muscles: The highlighted muscles should be colored to stand out in the images. Ideal skills and experience: - Strong artistic skills and ability to create realistic and detailed illustrations - Knowledge of human anatomy and ability to accurately depict muscles - Experience with creating sport or exercise-related illustrations - Attention to detail to ensure accuracy in...
I need someone to extract more than 50 images from a specific website. The images will be used as they are and do not require any editing. I will provide the URL for the website from which the images need to be extracted. There are images from 2-3 diferents sites. And there are taged by sku Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in web scraping techniques and tools - Attention to detail to ensure accurate extraction of images - Familiarity with image file formats and ability to save images in appropriate formats - Efficient and timely delivery of extracted images
Hi Ninh T., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.
I am looking for a skilled PHP and JavaScript developer to help me with a project that involves layering images. The purpose of layering the images is to enhance visual appeal. The final image should be in PNG format. I have a specific order in which the images should be layered. Skills and experience needed: - Proficiency in PHP and JavaScript - Experience with image manipulation and layering - Knowledge of PNG format and its capabilities - Attention to detail and ability to follow specific instructions for layering the images
Thank you for the amazing work you do. I'm hiring you for my next project to give me Facebook Ad-approved images to promote my upcoming workshop.
...is more than 3 minutes long. The video will be targeted towards children and should have a funny and lighthearted theme. Skills and Experience Needed: - Experience in creating animated videos, specifically in a cartoon style - Proficiency in animation software such as Adobe After Effects or Toon Boom Harmony - Ability to create engaging and humorous characters and storylines - Understanding of child-friendly content and humor - Strong storytelling and scriptwriting skills The ideal candidate should have a portfolio showcasing previous cartoon animations, demonstrating their ability to create entertaining and engaging content for children. Additionally, they should have a strong understanding of animation principles and...
I am looking for a freelancer who can help me create funny material for my stand-up comedy routines and adult parties as Santa Claus. The ideal candidate should have experience in comedy writing and be able to create jokes, one-liners, funny stories, and anecdotes. Themes and Topics: - The material should revolve around the theme of being a naughty and nice Santa Claus. Length: - The funny material should be short and snappy, perfect for quick laughs and entertaining the audience. If you have a knack for comedy writing and can come up with hilarious material that suits the Santa Claus persona, please submit your proposal.
I want six JPEG images: - Photo Not Found in resolutions 50x50, 550x412, and 1200x500 - No Photo Exists in resolutions 50x50, 550x412, and 1200x500 You may use AI to generate the images if possible I do not need them in vector format. These are for a TECHNOLOGY based blog so make the background tech based. I will be accepting a winner today or tomorrow at the latest.
...requirements: - Infographics: The images should be in the form of infographics, presenting data and information in a visually appealing and easy-to-understand manner. - Industry Highlights: The infographics should highlight important trends, developments, and achievements in the industry. - Quantity: I need a total of 10 infographics, evenly distributed throughout the year. Ideal skills and experience: - Graphic design expertise: The designer should have a strong background in graphic design, with the ability to create visually appealing and professional-looking infographics. - Data visualization: It is important that the designer has experience in presenting data in a clear and engaging way. - Industry knowledge: A good understanding of...
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I need STORE IMAGES for my app on Google playstore If it is possible, I would like them to be created using canva so that I can edit. Template example 1: Template example 2: Template example 3: I am looking for a talented graphic designer who can create Canva based images for my app subscription to ezycourse. These images will be used for the app screenshots in the app and play store. Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Canva and graphic design software - Experience in creating
...carousel ads of tees for Facebook and Instagram. These ads should be able to capture the attention of potential buyers. Target Audience: Both Men and Women Design Style: Modern Color Preferences: No specific colors, designer's choice Requirements: - Create carousel ads of tees that are visually appealing and eye-catching - Use modern design elements and techniques to create a contemporary look - Incorporate images of the tees provided by me - Ensure that the ads are suitable for Facebook and Instagram platforms Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in graphic design and creating ads for social media platforms - Ability to create visually appealing and attractive designs - Familiarity with modern design trends an...
...request for quotes for my website and/or landing pages. Here are the specific requirements for this project: - On-page optimization: I need someone who can optimize my website's on-page elements to improve its search engine rankings. - New landing pages: I need new landing pages created for some specific products that are optimized for SEO and SEM purposes and generate quality leads/enquiries. - Increase website traffic: The ultimate goal of this project is to increase the overall traffic to my website, boost enquiries. - Boost conversion rates: I am also looking for someone who can help me improve the conversion rates on my landing pages. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in on-page optimization techniques and strategies...
I am looking for a graphic designer to create 5 images and a logo for my course. The style or theme should be modern and minimalistic. The primary colors to be used in the images and logo should be warm tones such as reds, oranges, and yellows. I do not have any specific images or symbols in mind, so I am open to the designer's creativity. p.s: I have a tight budget and a stringent timeline(by today). You can avoid if it doesnt suit you Ideal skills and experience: - Strong graphic design skills - Ability to create modern and minimalistic designs - Experience working with warm tones - Creativity and ability to come up with unique and eye-catching designs.
...purposes with ATS functionality and the ability to upload forms and IDs. The app will require 1-3 screens or pages. Key requirements for this project include: - Experience in developing mobile apps using no code platforms such as appypie etc. - Preferably knowledge of recruitment processes and functionalities - Ability to design and create user-friendly interfaces - Understanding of data management and integration capabilities Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in no code app development platforms such as Bubble, Adalo, or Thunkable - Familiarity with recruitment software and tools - Strong problem-solving and troubleshooting skills - Attention to detail and ability to meet deadlines If you have experience in n...
