I need someone who is funny and can understand my how my mind will sometime work and think. LOL! I am looking for a comedic way for a crowd funding travel fund called the GOOS, which means "Get Out Of Florida"! The heat and humidity is unrelenting and there are NO SEASONS!! I need crowd funding help to be able to cover some of the purchases for an economical
we have a supplier feed that we wish for the product data/description/images etc require to be uploaded to two of our websites (same product feed to both websites) any questions please ask, we can supply link to website and supplier data , automated bids will be ignored, also please don't bid then say it's gonna cost x5 more, but here to waste
...me and the wife installing Blinds. We are now under pressure from our competition to optimise 2 basic wordpress websites that are already strong but are slowly losing there foothold in google. I also would like the creation of 3 mini websites. Move a booking wordpress site to a new domain and set up the calendar booking area which is already installed
What: 12 blog posts of at least 500 words each. Some may require a bit of research (but hopefully nothing more than a few good searches) Tone: Funny and irreverent - reading the post should bring a smile to the readers face Audience: 18-45, educated professionals in the US who like to work hard, play hard and don't take themselves to seriously Company:
We are testing a new funny application for smartphones. Since its development is still ongoing, it is very important for us to bring it to perfection. That's why we need your feedback on our application. Tests can be people from 18 to 25 years old, having an account in instagram or tiktok.
...(black). So "Sid & Paul" could be there as text. Like two cartoon characters or something. You may like to look a little funny. Sid is young and a bit wild and aggressive. Paul is an old dude, like a slow funny sleepy guy. They should already have similarity with them. They should be like classic cartoon caracter. Not too stylistic. You should
Draw 4 funny faces on 4 potatoes - and put them all in one image together. Calling all cartoonists / concept artists. Colour or B&W sketch is ok. Male or female potatoes is ok. Arms and legs, or none, is ok. Pose or no pose is ok. The person who can draw the funniest facial expressions (best funny eye expressions) will join our team of cartoon
I need someone to copy information from some websites.
Heights Pet Hospital wants a new slogan to go with our new brand. Something sticky.....catchy.....memorable that tells clien...Heights Pet Hospital.....walk, fly or skittle. Australians are humble and self effacing, so nothing boastful or arrogant. Australians like larrikin humour. Something subtle and funny would be nice. Try to make it touching.
Only for the ...complex where kids and family can have fun We do advise two options for the logo, first is to do a colorful drawing and text (Magic land Alhokair) , Second , is to design funny text like Disneyland , Both should be dynamic, full of fun and happiness Meanwhile, at first drafts, plz keep it with white background for easy comparison
Busy agency looking for a designer who is available for ongoing work....looking for a designer who is available for ongoing work. We have been in business for over 3 years but are interested in trying to outsource some of our work. Types of work: Websites, Graphics, Promo-material, Branding Etc Please have portfolio that we can look at. Thank You
...experienced Equinox Database Admin [login to view URL] who knows how to extract data from the equinox db server. note that Equinox isnt some other db engine and it has funny things and to get data into sql format needs someone who used equinox before, so pls dont waste your time and our time into stating whatever u know, we need someone who used
Hi I need some efficient and experienced video script writer for comedy videos. it should be funny and appealing and should be written in hindi pronunciation but English words. it is a long term project
I need an existing website rebuilt. Currently both sites are built in tyre GoDaddy website builder which is very outdated. Would like a modern feel site. images and content will be provided but may take a little time. please let me know which platform you would use and if there is any first cost to switch from go daddy to your preferred platform. Thank you.
Hi everyone, its Diptesh, CEO of Pro-R...some personnels for different section of my start-up: 1) A project Bidder to bid on project 2) A proofreader 3) A technical content writer 4) A financial blog writer 5) A funny video script writer (Indian favoured) Please mention which position you want. Bidder is needed urgebtly as well as technical writer
...subscription service called [login to view URL] - our mission is to deliver each month awesome craft beers right to the doors of our customers, We are looking to design a cool and funny T-Shirt for our brand which following specs: - 1 Color design - Only design the front of the T-Shirt - T-Shirt will be dark blue - we recommand design in yellow or orange
create an animated video, using tomatoes, or your imagination. Needs to be funny, entertaining, silly, hilarious. This is related to a staffing company call: Red Tomatoes. Visit our website and get ideas: [login to view URL] There will be 2 short videos, follow the scripts below: Script 1 (Birds chirping) A garden filled with tomatoes. Undiscernible