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...to promo it with a character. This character is a teen between 12-17 years. a Very Smart boy his name is Brian. He has allot of knowledge of technology. We want to create a funny/cool looking character that will stick to your mind from the first time you see him. We also need each part from his body be delivered so we can animate in After Effects "
...number a+i·b and all operations with complex numbers Specify and implement in Java the entities in the UML hierarchy and their relations: 1. Decide if entity Pair should be an interface, an abstract class or a concrete class and write it in Java. 2. Implement Rational class in Java to construct rational numbers and to operate with them. Note that: § a and
It's for a yo...sideways with a pen. I am attaching some of my sample ideas below. *(Owl should be colourfull light PURPLE, PINK, RED, LEMON YELLOW, ORANGE gradient )* Owl should wear a pair of funny glasses, carrying a pen or pencil, running left side, wearing a scholar hat maybe. **Refer to the images for my perspective over it. -Thank you
...panel, or choke on something, etc. We'll want to make fun of as many things as we can. Needs to include funny names for everything. funny Ship name, mission, crew names and brief descriptions of their personalities and/or quirks. All need to be funny and/or making fun of the ones found in the alien movie. We don't want or need much or any description
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Required a java developer to develop hdfc and icici bank bulk payments solution from our erp to bank server. also having knowledge of payment transfer and bulk neft system. first we need demo of any bank.
Hello friends, I'm Raakesh a blogger from India. Need article writers for my blog. This blog is a commercial blog. Need topics of bizarre Weird, funny Cool stuff, Mysteries and lifestyle. It's a long term project. I need 3-4 articles for every 15 days. I need unique and genuine attractive articles. Articles must look like written by me 'Raakesh'
I have some immediate corrections/troubleshooting to a live invoicing Php/Mysql script. The buttons on the interface will no longer save or save as draft after a site move. I had another developer try to work with it but he was not familiar with quickbooks plug ins. Which will be involved when saving the invoices. You may need to rewrite parts of the quickbooks plug in I don't know. I will as...
This is for a non-profit organization that ...ages. Website: [log ind for at se URL] The Banner will feature the logo, and a slogan that ties into a call to action to register for classes. I need 3-4 catchy/funny/interesting slogans that are easy to remember. Example. VW "Das Auto". German words can be used but need to be self-explanatory.
Hi, I have a business where I'm gathering the orders from a website via a Java program. Setup some parameters-Login-Download orders-Write out into an excel. The layout of the website changed so data downloads fail to download data. I need someone who review the program and revise.
...ad and in the process net sales. That means this ad can't be offensive but should be funny. Something zany and memorable like that. I'd like for the commercial to utilize real actors since I feel personalization is very important. There have been a lot of funny and memorable commercials for various services - this is an opportunity to get your talent
...would like to make a series of T-shirts about Dracula. I am looking at 5 (five) designs about Dracula, the famous Dracula from Transylvania. Dracula will be depicted either as funny or fierce or a combination of a cheeky and a menacing blood sucking vampire. Design should be accompanied by the text DRACULA, TRANSYLVANIA and ROMANIA, with 3 (three) T-shirts
Design a cool new cat paw emblem for g...come up with something else cool and unique. We like silly, weird and funny. So be bold. Coolest logo wins, and quite possibly will join our social media team depending on your range of skills. See my other contests on Freelancer: https://www.freelancer.com.au/contest/Draw-funny-cartoon-animals-1441514.html
The winner gets a $5,000 task (with more $$$ lined up). But you have to win this contest first - make us laugh, you win. Simple. *** Read the Brief carefully (instructions) here: [log ind for at se URL] This contest will end at any time. You may submit a confidential entry by uploading a blank image and I will contact you via message. See my other contests here: https://www.freelancer.com.au...