What: 12 blog posts of at least 500 words each. Some may require a bit of research (but hopefully nothing more than a few good searches) Tone: Funny and irreverent - reading the post should bring a smile to the readers face Audience: 18-45, educated professionals in the US who like to work hard, play hard and don't take themselves to seriously Company:
Hi We need a native Bengali translator to translate our documents from English to Bengali. Bid only native native person and not allowed any google or machine translation. Note :Place bid with price per word. Thanks .
We are testing a new funny application for smartphones. Since its development is still ongoing, it is very important for us to bring it to perfection. That's why we need your feedback on our application. Tests can be people from 18 to 25 years old, having an account in instagram or tiktok.
...(black). So "Sid & Paul" could be there as text. Like two cartoon characters or something. You may like to look a little funny. Sid is young and a bit wild and aggressive. Paul is an old dude, like a slow funny sleepy guy. They should already have similarity with them. They should be like classic cartoon caracter. Not too stylistic. You should
I need a logo designed. Smart Ass Toys is company name. Use a donkey in it. The city and state that needs to be on it is Glen Rose, TX
Draw 4 funny faces on 4 potatoes - and put them all in one image together. Calling all cartoonists / concept artists. Colour or B&W sketch is ok. Male or female potatoes is ok. Arms and legs, or none, is ok. Pose or no pose is ok. The person who can draw the funniest facial expressions (best funny eye expressions) will join our team of cartoon
...french university . The project will be to translate from English into French a script on a telephone call with the client. Our team will be doing the demonstration you will just communicate in french. After the demonstration there will be questions and you will need to translate them back to us in English. All in all the work is around 4 hours . 2
Heights Pet Hospital wants a new slogan to go with our new brand. Something sticky.....catchy.....memorable that tells clien...Heights Pet Hospital.....walk, fly or skittle. Australians are humble and self effacing, so nothing boastful or arrogant. Australians like larrikin humour. Something subtle and funny would be nice. Try to make it touching.
Ongoing contract - you receive a link to an original German text, and some editorial directions and translate / re-write that to English (US). Reading with comprehension and ability to shorten the text (Executive summary style.) Fast turnaround is a must, Current German news cycle understanding is a bonus.
...installed Magento 2 website with an installed template of porto and I need the switching of the domains from my magento 1 server 220.127.116.11 to [login to view URL] (german) [login to view URL] (english) and [login to view URL] to my magento 2.2.3 system [login to view URL] Just simple domain switch, and all content from
...installed Magento 2 website with an installed template of porto and I need the switching of the domains from my magento 1 server 18.104.22.168 to [login to view URL] (german) [login to view URL] (english) and [login to view URL] to my magento 2.2.3 system [login to view URL] Just simple domain switch, if other stuff is
...experienced Equinox Database Admin [login to view URL] who knows how to extract data from the equinox db server. note that Equinox isnt some other db engine and it has funny things and to get data into sql format needs someone who used equinox before, so pls dont waste your time and our time into stating whatever u know, we need someone who used
Hi I need some efficient and experienced video script writer for comedy videos. it should be funny and appealing and should be written in hindi pronunciation but English words. it is a long term project
...video, it counts as one +at least 2 different languages per person (persons can do more languages)(one of the languages can be the language the song was written in which is English) + they must state the langugages +at least 10 different languages must be represented +video over 1 min long +This must start a global trend (So it must be added/linked to
Hi everyone, its Diptesh, CEO of Pro-R...some personnels for different section of my start-up: 1) A project Bidder to bid on project 2) A proofreader 3) A technical content writer 4) A financial blog writer 5) A funny video script writer (Indian favoured) Please mention which position you want. Bidder is needed urgebtly as well as technical writer
This will be a long term job and we will be translating blog articles.
...be shared after I have a chance to chat with interested freelancers. Both videos are meant to be funny videos like this Geico commercial (link below). The main premise being that the selling points are made in casual conversation while odd/strange/funny events are happening in the background. Hoping we can create an animated version of something like
...subscription service called [login to view URL] - our mission is to deliver each month awesome craft beers right to the doors of our customers, We are looking to design a cool and funny T-Shirt for our brand which following specs: - 1 Color design - Only design the front of the T-Shirt - T-Shirt will be dark blue - we recommand design in yellow or orange
create an animated video, using tomatoes, or your imagination. Needs to be funny, entertaining, silly, hilarious. This is related to a staffing company call: Red Tomatoes. Visit our website and get ideas: [login to view URL] There will be 2 short videos, follow the scripts below: Script 1 (Birds chirping) A garden filled with tomatoes. Undiscernible
Hello We need German Proofreader to proofread some Documents. There would be some translation to be done also count word of proofread is 22k words Translation would be 9k words Experience proofreader and translators please Thank you Chris
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