Slurvy

Since I prefer not to use all of the hackneyed terms (self-motivated, outside-the-box thinker, dedicated), I'll just say that I am a good writer, have proven that I can drive traffic to a website one minute and write a poem in ink the next. I've shown that I can create and maintain a fan base for my articles, having written a popular column about yoga in the conservative American South. I am smart, funny, and never dull to be around. I will work my tail off to get your message across, since I've spent my whole life learning how to better get my own message across.