Lets face it. If you're reading this, You've got a product that SHOULD be putting money into your pocket, but IT's NOT NEARLY ENOUGH. OR maybe You've got a website that is lost in the INVISIBLE ZONE of the Internet where not even a search party Pulling A Lighthouse can find it. Maybe you have a Blog where no one visits because, well... because maybe it is as exciting as reading about blunt fish hook. Nothing sets it apart and the links are all wrong. Or maybe you need a Sales letter that doesn't get deleted straight to Spam- assuming it even gets past the spam filters anyway. Here's where I come in. I'm an Incredibly Bright and Talented and exp...Look Let me cut through the Horseshit and get to the point. My Copy sells your stuff. Simple.
It also SELLS so well that I don't need to sell instructional stuff to other Marketers and Copy People who are looking for work here but haven't a clue except cost you money which you can kiss goodbye FOREVER (like the $50 for 500 articles lot!) Here's another thing. I don't eat rice. But YES, I can SELL it. I can sell ANYTHING as long as it's Written. I dislike slick smooth talking salesmen. Their mouths never stop moving. Good Thing I'm Deaf too.
I'm so confident that I can GET YOU PROVEN SALES RESULTS (Look in your bank account statement) that I'll give you a MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. So What's the Catch?
There isn't one. There's just too many darn people all over the place all bidding for the same job and I just signed up. I want to raise some extra cash for cochlear implants. They're not cheap. I'm not cheap, and hopefully you're not either. If you care enough about your product and you are SERIOUS about sales, don't lose this limited window of opportunity to hire your next writer so you can retire for good.