I have approximately 50 products that I would like descriptions for. They don't need to be super long, some can even be just a short paragraph and also allowing for reasonably good SEO. I am looking for humour in them where nesseccary, as well as appearing serious at the same time. I will send a picture and a small description of each product so you can get a grasp of it. I run a gift and gadget site on ebay and am currently setting up a ecommerce site which I will use these descriptions on, so please if there is anyone who thinks they have a good sense of humour and can write good descriptions please contact me. I will have on going work too.