Here's the gist of my project...I NEED A Ghost Writer!
I bought this book the other day called "The Rules of Life" (Richard Templar) and found myself making comments on every single secret-to being happy rule he put into his book. After the first few sections, the comments were becoming pretty fun. See...I was in kind of a funky, sarcastic mood this weekend (which is why I purchased the book in the first place) so I guess I wasn't ready to hear Mr. Templar's PollyAnna philosophy on life.
The idea came to me to write an Anti Self-Help Book (not the actual title). I'm thinking of a short book...kind of politically incorrect (imagine the writers of Family Guy or South Park writing this book). It would be funny, sarcastic, realistic, bordering rude (you get the point). Anyway, I am a pretty decent writer but I can't find the time for this project (and my ADD kicks in every time I sit down to write).
So...I need someone to write it for me. I have an idea of the layout and I've even come up with a semi-complete Table of Contents to get you started. Each section/Anti-Rule would be about 1-2 pages long.
I have already found a published illustrator who is willing to collab with me...us...you...(whatever)on this.
I have not come up with a budget yet(I checked off "small project" for the heck of it)...so please feel free to throw some figures out there.