1st Page on Google + Promotion

Hello, I have 2 requirements: REQUIREMENT ONE: I am looking to find a person or company that is an expert at promoting websites in forums, blogs, articles, social network sites, youtube, facebook etc etc (web2 marketing). REQUIREMENT TWO: I am also looking for a person or company to work with me on a regular basis to get websites in the 1st page of google using either the above methods or via SEO (or a combination of both). I do not care about how many backlinks you can give me or what you can do for my PR rating - I just want a 1st page google placement for the sites i specify. The websites I want to promote are a mixture of adult and non-adult -let me know if you can do either or both. If you are interested to work with me on this then I would like to know: 1. Show me ONE popular keyword or keyphrase that is on page 1 of google that YOU have placed there. 2. Do you do web2 marketing, SEO work or both? 3. Considering that i will have lots of work for my requirments, what is a good indication of the best price you can offer me for promotion work? What are the timescales involved? 4. Also what is the best price you can give me for a guaranteed 1st page google palcement? What are the timescales involved? I want guarantees of work - no ifs or maybe's - you can either do this or you cant - if you cant, dont bid. If you can, then a good price and delivering on your work will mean continual business. Thanks Rakesh