What kinda content? Stories?
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"“So, you’re saying he what? He was gray? He had gills? Fuck, that’s hard for me to understand. Was he wearing a scuba mask? I don’t see a fucking fishing boat here. This is your apartment, miss, I don’t see anything here that reminds me of a damn shark. I heard that alligators are in the sewers? Did one climb out and bite you on the ass? Did a shark bite you? Looks like you’ve got all your arms and legs.”
“No, listen. I said, ‘it was like Jaws.’ Not in the sense that it was anything like a shark. The guy had nothing to do with a damn shark.”
“You weren’t even swimming, either. You got a shower back there, but no bath tub. And you’ve got a nice assortment of rubber ducks back there. Oh, I’m sorry, not rubber ducks, but rubber dicks.”
“Jealous because you only have the one? Rubber dick I mean. Why don’t you take it out of your ass and shove it in your mouth so you can shut up for a fucking minute?”
Valley found himself thinking of a movie. It wasn’t Jaws he thought about, but Basic Instinct. But this chick wasn’t any thing like Sharon Stone. First of all, instead of being blond, this chick was a brunette. She had short hair, cut like a guy’s. Shit, she looked like “just one of the guys” if all you saw was her hair. But, oh man, if you managed to look at anything else, man, you really were sure this was a woman.
One hell of a woman, too. There she sat, telling Berk to shut the fuck up, and she wasn’t wearing any clothes.