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I need a mad lib php script. I need to be able to provide a number of words, a phrase pattern (XML? you suggest), and extrapolate text.
Budget is $50, timeframe 2 days.
Since it seems to be necessary, I will post rules:
1) don't waste my time
2) don't post bids to negotiate. I will NOT change budget nor timeframe.
3) clean and commented PHP code please.
4) don't even think of trying to pull some scam
5) escrow payments only.
6) I do sales as well, so I have plenty of sales text i can paste wherever, so please don't just supply another one.
7) please be able to speak english
8) do not spam me
9) BE AVAILABLE. i will not sit and wait endlessly for you to update on the progress.
10) again: don't waste my time.
Do not need interface. Just need to call function with 2 params: pattern and array of words.