Super Easy 50 Cent 200 Word Current Event Articles Needed

Need about 30 articles with 200 words each. Topics are pretty easy to find info about (gossip, etc.)so the articles can be written or re-written. Details: - 30 articles @ 200 words or more each - Pic or vid included depending on relevance - IMPORTANT: must have a snappy/edgy style of writing. Angry cynics preferred. - Must be relevant to tabloid-ish style news, current events, etc. - Native english or an absolute mastery of the language & current slang - Lots more work after this - PM any questions