Dear Sirs, this is a generic [url removed, login to view] project.
I require a huge number of photos to be edited very well. I'm not going to provide enough
details for any of you to really know what I'm talking about, but of course I expect you to
work for absolute peanuts. Maybe even actual peanuts, lets see how we go.
I will provide an unreasonable amount of 'test files' for you to complete and send to me -
though I will wait until later to post these files, as that would be too convenient to actually post them now,
so you'll have to keep coming back to this listing in the hope that I get my act together.
How many photos, and what amount of work? Who knows. Maybe not even me.
For anyone who ends up spending hours working on 'test files' I have no intention of paying you for,
please be aware that I will ultimately end up choosing the guy who promise me the lowest price,
even though their work is horrendous and they can barely read or write.
Thankyou, I look forward to working with you! (if I don't award the job to someone on one of the many
other sites I've advertised this listing on).
Ok, obviously irony and/or sarcasm is not a word many people here are familiar with. STOP SUBMITTING OFFERS! THIS IS NOT A REAL JOB! If you had actually read the thing you'd realise that! This is just a summary of what's wrong with this website.
I mean somebody apparently reviewed this listing, and decided it was ok?! They must have a bunch of freaking monkeys running it. NO 'FREE WORK' should be requested, period. Continual postings where the poster is totally vague should result in a BAN! This site is really suffering from such sloppy rules.
Now for any IDIOTS who still can't grasp that this is not real -
I WILL OFFER $1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR 10 PICTURES TO ILLUSTRATE A BANK-OF-SOMALIA BROCHURE! SPECIAL-GOOD DEAL! SUPER AWESOME JOB FOR RIGHT PERSON, ME HAPPY TO PAY YOU, ME LIKE YOU BIG AMOUNT! WE BE FRIENDS, WE DO GOOD WORK AND MORE WORK COME FOR YOU! YADA YADA YADA PING-PONG-HERPES!
12 freelancers are bidding on average $334 for this job
Generic Freelancer.com Reply! I am excellent at whatever you need, regardless of what you need or of how many you need. I've been doing this "whatever" for *insert generic number* years. Please see PMB.