We have a greetings card company. The cards and products are rude and offensive (lots of use of the 'F' and 'C' words). Our products aim to tell the recipient what the giver is really thinking in a tongue in cheek kind of way.
An example of one of our cards is: Happy birthday you soggy c*m bucket!
We're looking to commission someone to write 35 obscene/offensive cards as per the following:
10 x birthday
3 x gay/lesbian
2 x thank you
5 x life events (think things like new home, engagement, wedding, divorce)
5 x generic (can be anything that will make someone laugh)
5 x Fathers Day
5 x Christmas
Due to the nature of this work we would rather than freelancer be english speaking and writing and understand the nature of our work.
In addition to the fee, we will supply a handful of each design to the winning bidder so that they can show their friends what they've been up to! (postage limited to UK, USA and Europe).
The successful freelancer agrees that the fee paid will be to transfer all rights to ownership of the ideas and in addition will deliver the phrases royalty free.
Payment: we suggest that we break down the fees as follows:
25% upon delivery of the first 5 ideas (this ensures everyone is on the right track)
25% upon delivery of the next 15 ideas
50% upon delivery of the next 15