121658 YouTube Auto Hit - EASY ONE!!

This is an easy project for somebody who knows what they're doing! Ok, what I need to do is increase the view count on a YouTube video. I am open to suggestions how this could be done, but please note that the usual automated hit generation scripts/appz are NOT good enough, as the page must be viewed for around 5 seconds for each hit (i.e. the video must begin to load on the page). Currently YouTube does not seem to mind the hits coming from the same IP. The winning bidder will have to deliver the hits to the video BEFORE payment. So please be confident you can deliver what I need BEFORE making a bid. You may want to try out your method first before bidding to save wasting our time. Ideally I require around a million views on the video within a week. Maybe you know of a way, or can think of a way to simply automate this process. If your bid is low enough to make this a worthwhile project, I could have more business for you in the future. Thank you! :)