I'm looking for someone to write many short sentences for a project I am working on. The idea for these sentences is that they would be embarrassing to be seen on your Facebook or twitter account. The sentences must be less than 130 characters in length. I would like varying degrees of seriousness. I understand this is a weird project, but think of it like writing many different things that you would post on a friends facebook or twitter to embarrass them.
e.g. Category 1: Mild: "Jesus I am so lazy I wish someone would wake me up."
e.g. Category 2: Rude: "I have the biggest boner for Jonah Hill"
e.g. Category 3: Very Rude: "I got railed last night by the Steeler's offensive linesman"
I would like 100 sentences for each category, making a total of 300 sentences. I am looking for someone funny and talented.
In your brief, if you make 2-3 sentences for each category, and I will judge how good they are and award based on this.
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