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ON DANISH: Jeg skal have skrevet 12 forskellige artikler omkring 12 forskellige emner af 300 ord på dansk ON ENGLISH I need 12 different article with 300 words on Danish
Hi, I am looking for a freelancer to hire for a big project regarding a book translation. Therefore I would like you to do a little translation sample for our customer before chosing the translator for this task. Total word count: 17.000 words. Estimated project start date: October Pleas find the short sample text to be translated here. Important: It does not have to be a 1:1 translation. Feel free to be creative and interpretative. "Åh jo, hvor har jeg haft mange gode oplevelser i klubben …. Dengang i 90´erne da jeg var yngre og slankere; nej måske var jeg ikke slankere, vægten var bare bedre fordelt, dengang var SLM et fristed. Man var fri for PANs larmende technohelvede, til tider intrigante miljø og ubehagelige gl...
Hi I own three sites: , & I need you to copy the template and content of from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need...from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need you to replace content and texts from with content and subpages from sjove-jokes.dk. In short, i need: 1. Copy site from to new webhotel (from to ) and upload to site 2. Replace content from Sjove-citater with content from sjove-jokes (less than 20 sub sites) 3. Create new header and a new simple logo for favicon 4. Same setup as with the mobile responsiveness Give me a fair offer. Best
Hi, as discussed I will be writing 3300 words project for you on Nurse Practitioner Impact in Australian ED's before the deadline which is Wednesday 24th April 2024.
Hi, I need many rewrites. The first batch is of 200 articles. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample rewrite on the topic given by me. (Removed by Freelancer) Interested candidates, please bid. Long-term work for the right candidate. We will hire multiple writers. Regards, B
I need a 2100-word report on a business-related topic done as soon as possible. The specific aspect of business it should focus on is market analysis. deadline : 18 hours budget: 1800 INR
I need a word document translated from English to Russian as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!
I need a word document translated from English to Russian as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!
I need a word document translated from English to Simplified Chinese as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!
I am searching for someone who can handle sensitive material and is naturally compassionate. This story needs an open and understanding person who can iterate conflicted emotions well. The editing services required should include Copyediting, Line Editing, and Developmental Editing, keeping the tone and pace of the novel and events.
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As an entrepreneurial business owner, I am in need of a talented designer to create the front cover of a document. This cover will be crucial for branding, and ultimately, capturing the attention of our clientele. It should feature: - Several logos: These should be incorporated seamlessly with vivid images to create an eye-catching and attractive front cover. I have the logos ready to send. - Must be able to send it back to me within 12 hours - A bold and vibrant style: Captivate the viewer's interest at first glance with a loud, bright, and energetic design. Candidates with strong experience in graphic design, logo design, and digital communications will be ideal for this project. An eye for aesthetics and a knack for design principles (balance, contrast, visual hierarchy, and emp...
Hi, as discussed. I will be paraphrasing your 1800 words.
Specific Task requirements: 1. Explain whether Rebecca is an Australian resident or a foreign resident for tax purposes during the year ended 30 June 2024. In answering this question, if you believe Rebecca is an Australian resident according to the ordinary concepts test, it is not necessary for you to also explain and apply any of the other 3 tests for individual residency (ie domicile test, 183-day rule and superannuation test). 2. Explain whether each of the income items in the table above should be included in Rebecca’s assessable income for the year ended 30 June 2024. 3. Explain whether each of the expense items incurred by Rebecca in the table above are tax deductible for the year ended 30 June 2024. 4. Briefly explain the process required for calculating an individual ta...
250 words translation for a new mobile app from English to German
250 words translation for a new mobile app from English to Russian
250 words translation for a new mobile app from English to Japanese
...video must be: - at max 2 minutes in duration - suitable for mobile consumption - edited using the latest techniques to suit TikTok and Instagram Reels Key elements of the video: - We want to inspire young adults, food enthusiasts, and social media users with our origin story - The tone should be Inspirational, making viewers feel connected and motivated by our journey with some quirky egg-puns(jokes) Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in video editing - Experience creating content for social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram - Understanding of storytelling and how to engage with a target audience - Knowledge of music and sound editing If you're passionate about storytelling, have a knack for engaging videos, and can bring out the inspiratio...
...wearing white cowboy boots with high heels and the caption "high heels on my ippy" to frame - Illustration 2: A morphed image with the face of the cartoon nanalan and my girlfriend to place on a mug with the caption "who's a wonderful mink" - Illustration 3: A illustration of dajungleskog and my girlfriend, dog and cat - all like a happy family. These are some of her favourite things and inside jokes. 2. Artistic Style: All these illustrations should be designed in a cartoonish style, embodying a playful and joyful vibe. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in creating digital cartoon-style illustrations - Demonstrable skillset in creating human, animal, and cartoon-themed designs - Capacity to capture intricate details and transform them i...
Hi, as discussed. I will do your 1500 words Corporate Ethics Project within 20-24 hours
IN YOUR BID - PLEASE INDICATE HOW MANY WORDS YOU ARE ABLE TO DELIVERY DAILY. BUDGET: .015-.03 per word. (depending on experience and industry knowledge) I'm in need of high-quality written content that spans across different categories and languages. The main tasks are as follows: - **Content Creation:** I need a total of 127 articles, web pages, and blogs. The content is centered around interpreting, culture, and translation. Please ensure that the content is engaging and informative, tailored to the respective platform (article, web content, or blog). Most articles must be at least 1000 words in length. So essentially this project this for at least 127,000 words. Instructions: Review all of the content and articles or blogs on our website and rewrite i...
I am looking for a proficient writer to extensively cover concepts, theories and practical applications related to positive psychology for a 4500-word portfolio. The focus area of the portfolio is coaching psychology. Key Requirements: - Explore different theories and concepts within the realm of positive psychology - Analyze multiple real-life case studies - Offer practical tips and advice based on the analyses - Who can utilize proper APA referencing throughout the paper - The portfolio must be academically sound since it is designed for an academic assessment Ideal Candidate: - Familiarity and experience with coaching psychology - Excellent referencing and formatting skills - A strong background in psychology, particularly on the positive aspect - A deep understanding of theories and...
We are looking for an upbeat, energetic emcee to encourage and motivate our young runners ages 4-12 during our upcoming kids run. Our ideal candidate thrives by creating an entertaining and engaging atmosphere for our young participants...young participants. While overseeing the run, your interactions should be playful and humorous, maintaining the fun and light-hearted spirit of the event. Experience with events geared towards children and demonstrated capacity to interact with this specific age group will be a huge plus, as well as an ability to adjust energy levels to match the dynamic nature of the event. Please bring your best jokes and games! Your role is pivotal in making the run a memorable event for these young runners. The run is in Gurgaon on 28th April and the timings ar...
...writers to join our team. You Need to write at least 50 blogs/articles of 500/1000/2000 words for us. At Start, We will pay you 75 INR for 500 words. If you perform well then after or before 35000 words. We will increase it to 100 INR for 500 words up to 70000 words. Then 120 INR per 500 words up to 70000 words. After successful completion of 70000 words, the rate will be INR 150 per 500 words, Also, if you are an outstanding writer then we can hire you as our permanent content writer and will provide you a fixed salary per Month. The increment will stop/decrease if you degrade the quality of the articles after the increment. Articles must be informative and interesting. You have to write at least 1000 words per day...
I'm looking for a skilled non-fiction ghostwriter to produce a high-quality book of around 30,000 words. This book will focus on ADHD in young adults. Key aspects: - The book should cover the causes and symptoms of ADHD, strategies for managing ADHD in young adults, and the impact of ADHD on their relationships (family, friends, romantic partners, co-workers etc). - Ideal target audience is young adults with ADHD, so understanding their perspective is crucial. - I prefer a writing style that is educational yet personable. Required skills: - Deep knowledge and understanding of the specific needs and challenges of young adults with ADHD. - Proven experience in non-fiction ghostwriting, particularly in the field of psychology or therapy. - Ability to conduct thorough research ...
More details: What is the subject or genre of your non-fiction book? Self-help What level of proofreading do you want for your book? Moderate grammar, punctuation and language enhancement Do you have a style guide or specific formatting standards? No specific style
I need a writer who can write an article on Influence and Persuasion within the luxury sector. The article should be 1800 - 2500 words in length and be based on up to date research on the topic. This is an urgent project that preferably needs to be delivered within 24/36 hours. Native English speaker with an excellent ability to simplify a topic and make it accessible and understandable to an audience where English is not the mother tongue.
I'm in need of a 3D design for a small toy with simple lettering on the design, to be 3d printed. The model doesn't require any animations. Designer must know .obj .stl .mtl .jpg Key Requirements: - 3D Modeling design: The model needs to be created with moderate detailing. - lettering: Applying lettering on the design. - Animation: No animations are required. The focus is on creating a static 3D model/design to be printed. The toy is a small spinning toy. The toy must spin! Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in 3D modeling design and texturing. Experience with toys or small objects is a plus. - Able to create high-quality, detailed models with lettering. - Familiarity with the tools and software necessary for this project. Please provide samples of your previous wo...
I am seeking an experienced translator to render several short stories from Latin American Spanish into English, preserving an inspirational tonality, for social media instagram Key Requirements: - Translate less than 1000 words of Latin American Spanish text - Maintain an inspirational tone throughout the English translation - Experience in translation work, especially within Latin American Spanish contexts The ideal candidate is a proficient Spanish-English translator with a firm grasp of regional nuances in Latin American Spanish. They should have a flair for maintaining style and tone, particularly an inspirational one, in translation.
Hi, as discussed. I will be doing your 1200 Words - Clinical Psychology Project
...writers to join our team. You Need to write at least 50 blogs/articles of 500/1000/2000 words for us. At Start, We will pay you 75 INR for 500 words. If you perform well then after or before 35000 words. We will increase it to 100 INR for 500 words up to 70000 words. Then 120 INR per 500 words up to 70000 words. After successful completion of 70000 words, the rate will be INR 150 per 500 words, Also, if you are an outstanding writer then we can hire you as our permanent content writer and will provide you a fixed salary per Month. The increment will stop/decrease if you degrade the quality of the articles after the increment. Articles must be informative and interesting. You have to write at least 1000 words per day...
As discussed, I will be writing 1000 words for you project: Observation, Description, Analysis
I'm seeking a professional proofreader for a less than 1,000-word chapter from my fiction novel. The successful freelancer should be experienced in proofreading and have excellent language skills. The job would suit someone with a keen eye for detail. Required Skills: * Extensive proofreading experience * Passion for fiction works * Attention to detail * English language proficiency Expectations: * Catch typographical errors * Check formatting * Correct any spelling or grammar errors * Provide feedback, if necessary Let's see how the proofreading for this sample chapter goes, and if we both enjoy the process, there could be an opportunity for a much larger project.
In need of well-researched, nuanced writing on the topic of geopolitics. - The piece should be a total of 3500 words written in the French language. Machine translations or plagiarism won't be accepted. - The text should delve into global power dynamics, regional conflicts, and diplomacy in international relations. - Accuracy, finesse, and a deep understanding of the subject matter are paramount. - Those with prior experience writing on similar topics will have an advantage. - As the work needs to be completed ASAP, a swift yet thorough work ethic is appreciated. Ideal Skills: - Strong understanding of geopolitics - Fluency in French - Excellent research and writing skills - Efficiency and time management. My budget is $70. Bids above that won't be considered.
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Hi, I need many articles related to marketing. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample on the topic given by me. Payment will be via escrow. Interested candidate please bid. Long term work for the right candidate. Regards, B
6 Webpages content writing -2500 words per webpage 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
I'm looking for an experienced proofreader to go over my 121,000-word, 312 9" x 6" pages, non-fiction piece. Key Tasks: - Check and correct grammar and punctuation. - Ensure there's consistency in style and tone throughout the manuscript. The ideal candidate will have a keen eye for detail, a solid understanding of grammar rules, and excellent command of written English. Please note, there isn't a specific style guide to adhere to. However, thoroughness in your checks and corrections is highly prized. Having a background in non-fiction proofreading will be beneficial.
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this is our site, we want a freelancer that can give at least 20 highquality backlinks in at least 10 articles Permanent is a MUST if you want to be hired, send the list of domains where you will publish the articles with the DA No spam backlinks like blogsport, comments on other postings things won´t be accepted neither Budget: 250 USD dont harrass me, just bid and send the list, otherwise you will be blocked and reported
...writers to join our team. You Need to write at least 50 blogs/articles of 500/1000/2000 words for us. At Start, We will pay you 75 INR for 500 words. If you perform well then after or before 35000 words. We will increase it to 100 INR for 500 words up to 70000 words. Then 120 INR per 500 words up to 70000 words. After successful completion of 70000 words, the rate will be INR 150 per 500 words, Also, if you are an outstanding writer then we can hire you as our permanent content writer and will provide you a fixed salary per Month. The increment will stop/decrease if you degrade the quality of the articles after the increment. Articles must be informative and interesting. You have to write at least 1000 words per day...
SEGERA DIBUTUHKAN Saya membutuhkan editor yang paham dalam menyunting dan menempatkan meme, jokes, sound fx lucu dalam video mentah kami. Editor boleh menggunakan editing mobile (seperti CapCut, dan sejenisnya). Video akan disiapkan dari kami. Video yang akan kami berikan berdurasi 30 detik (tanpa sunting). Video mengandung beberapa kata sarkas seperti meme, jokes, dan sejenisnya yang relate dengan audiens masyarakat Indonesia. Editor akan menambah sound fx, potongan video lucu sebagai trigger, dan sejenisnya untuk menghidupkan rasa kocak dan koplak dalam video. Total durasi video maksimal hanya 60 detik (setelah penyuntingan) Oleh karena itu, kami membutuhkan secepatnya editor untuk mengambil peran ini untuk menyunting video proyek kali ini. Terbuka untuk negosia...
I'm looking for a native Finnish speaker to translate two small documents to English. First document is 251 words in length and is about the Winter War of 1939-40. The second document is 320 words in length and are email correspondence about the same subject. Both document are typed text in the docx format.
More details: NEED within 24 hours Budget is $10-$30, best price and reviews/feedback will be awarded. What is the purpose of the translated document? Legal court order How would you like the translation tone to be? Formal and precise Do you need the translated document to be certified? Yes, with a the translators name and signature. NO SEAL OR STAMP NEEDED.
Hi, as discussed. I will be writing 1000 words article before 7th April on Future Social Media: Impact & Opportunities.
