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    dragut , amabil , discret , funny

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    Hi I own three sites: [log ind for at se URL], [log ind for at se URL] & [log ind for at se URL] I need you to copy the template and content of [log ind for at se URL] from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need you to replace content and texts from [log ind for at se URL] with content and subpages from sjove-jokes.dk. In short, i need: 1. Copy...

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    paralax and animation pictures 6 dage left
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    I need someone to create paralax and animation to some pictures for documentary

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    We need someone to purchase certain products in Germany, we already got the information about the company. So we gonna need you to communicate with the company to ask about the price, get pictures about their product and verify their dilivery method. Finally you need to buy it and deliver it to us. We will pay after it checked. If you are interested, please contact with me.

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    Good day , I want to create an easy website for my students to drop on their weekly failed reports. so i want the first page to be only log or create new user. once you create a user and enter you have one choise only which is drop on your report with ability to add pictures. and i want to get the reports in order as the been drooped only. log in create user .. on the first page on the sec...

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    Hi. I think this could be great fun. I am looking for a creative experienced storyline writer who is not afraid to explore non cliche ideas. My name is Ulrich, and I want to create a game that is just fun and maybe a bit surprising. Ideally I want it to stand out from other games but I am not sure where it goes. I have never done this before, and this project may never be finished and become an a...

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    I have a picture of a guy I would like face swapped onto some pictures. Try and use the best expressions of him -- The winner will be determined by SPEED and QUALITY -- we need this in the next 24 hours. I need eight photos. Please swap Kevins face (choose any picture of his in the files named kevin) into the photos in the swap pictures file with only his face replaced on the solo photos for t...

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    I have approxinately 140 pictures that the current background is grey and I need them changed to white. I have attached a sample of one picture. All the other pictures are very similar to the attached

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    We are looking for a photographer that can take professional photos for our website and catalogue. The pictures would be taken outside at various locations within the GTHA.

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    I want you to transcribe few pages of a book that I have purchased recently. I will send you the images of the book that I needed to transcribe, when you will accept my job. I need those in PDF format with suitable pictures and illustrations.

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    Hi everyone. I try to explain as easily as I can what I need. FOR WINDOWS 10, or for Windows in general. I need to read and collect all the ID numbers of a really high (thousands) of invoices, which have been converted by paper in PDF or jpeg. I thought to collect all che ID in a csv file. I need a OCR software which is very similar to the famous ABBYY but i need some specs. 1st the screensh...

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    Wood planks 48"x5" of different designs - need to implement them in to the different interiors to create live pictures. Mostly just front view like on the pictures. We supply images of separate planks. Need 1,800 pcs resolutin.

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    need promo video ad from my pictures to boost fb post

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    create the interior/exterior pictures of the products

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    We are a cooking website www.KHAL.com. Looking to add recipes to our site If you cook at home on a regular basis this task is for you. All you have to do is take pictures of yourself cooking and add it to the site. You dont have to be a five star chef to do this. Just add recipes of what you would generally make. You can see examples at [log ind for at se URL] Pay: We are looking to pay approxima...

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    We believe that humour can be the best form of attack. So we're starting a T-Shirt company that allows people to have a mini-protest every day, just by getting dressed in the morning. We're UK based, but with a big interest in the US too. We have design ideas we want executing and would love to get your inspiring thoughts too. Brilliant design skills. A wicked sense of humour. ...

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    WHAT WE WANT: We're planning to release a sitcom-style web series sometime in the fall of 2019/winter of 2020. Each episode is 25 minutes long. I need to find an animation studio willing to take on the project. Scripts are already written and developed, and we will be recording the dialogue before the animation. It should be a balance of good-quality, realistic 2D animation and somewhat fast-...

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    We are a real estate team in the Greater Toronto Area. We're currently managing multiple social media accounts and require the assistance of a freelance video editor to assist in cutting up long-form videos into smaller, post-worthy videos for these accounts. The smaller form content will include valuable real estate tips for IG/IGTV and FB, business-related posts for LinkedIn, longer (3+ ...

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    Very easy project for someone willing to earn a quick 5 stars and boost your rating with great comments! We have a large number of folders with product pictures that require cleaning up (deleting low quality photos, resizing the highest res picture to our preset dimensions, and renaming the pictures and folders with a specific ID we will provide). A small amount of online research might be involv...

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    I need a unique monkey design for a fun shirt. Ideally it will relate to Hawaiian theme. The design will be bold and funny.

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    We want to hire a person who can write for our social media posts in funny and quirky manner as attached in files

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    Looking for a 2D Artist who is skilled in: [log ind for at se URL] Parallax 2D art for levels 2. Creating 2D Characters 3. Animation for Levels & Characters PLEASE READ: I am trying to create a video game and I am looking for PRICE QUOTES or I am also willing to share revenue from the game profits to join my team because I am on a very tight budget. I need 65 characters created with animatio...

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    Hey there. I'm looking for 5 total comic book like images for a Halloween Orthodontic Batman commercial with villains with different bad teeth and bites (some examples given in the pictures in the powerpoint). You would express your creativity with these villains and would have batman fighting them like the old batman episodes and comics with the BANG, POW, SMACK graphics. Each of the 5 villa...

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    Hi Ruy, I've got another project for you - i'm just setting it out now - there will be 2 pictures to edit as last time, but they will take slightly longer, hence the higher price. I'll send it all to you when I'm done. Thanks Ruy.

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    Hindi Story Writers 5 dage left
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    We want someone who can come up with funny and moral Hindi stories. We need around 200 stories. We will share references with you. You have to come up with a new story similar to the reference. Reference : [log ind for at se URL] We can pay you INR200 per story. As of now place your bid for 10 stories. If we like your work, we will give you the entire project. Before you submit your proposal, wri...

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    photo shop attached pictures, add to blank A4 size word. It is for a promotion. Must look professional

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    Canadian Comedy News Writer 5 dage left
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    Looking for someone who is interested in writing jokes for a Canadian based comedy news show, To get an idea of the style I'm going for, Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update from SNL or his sports show.

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    I need 4 pictures of a render that has been completed already [log ind for at se URL] **modern** ( grey and black theme ) 2. Living room **modern** (grey and black theme ) 3. Bathroom **traditional** (beige and brown theme ) [log ind for at se URL] room **traditional * (beige and brown theme )

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    Recreate the Eiffel tower environment in 1889, during the universal exhibition. Make some animation to make them real. The video have to fell like you are "live" in front on the Eiffel Tower with people walking, old cars drives on the road. No need to use filter like sepia or old-fashioned because people have to feel it's live. I attach a document where you have several pictures o...

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    I need a 3dmax file of a bar interior.. I have pictures of equipment and furniture and a sketch of what the place should look like.

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    Soundtrack 5 dage left

    Hi, looking for funny comedy soundtrack...it could be pizzicato, for about 5 minutes.

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    Create a professional Microsoft word or power point drawing with dimensions labeled on pictures , need a good looking word drawing - very small task

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    Make the signboard word smaller, another one bigger make some wordings on the front glass to disappear

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    Good Morning we are an enterprise settled in UE and we work for food store chains. We do also bar and pubs we search for services than can allow us to use outsourcing rendering service. Going straight to the point, we have to change the "outfit" of some space for Christmas, San Patrick, Halloween, and so on. Mainly we need to have characterizations on Bars and entrance. We search for s...

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    Trophy icon Photoshop/Edit/Modify 3 Pictures 1 dag left

    I need 3 pictures of mercedes seats photoshopped/edited/modified so that my provided pattern can be inserted in the center pieces of the seats. See attached pictures. These three pictures I have named: Original 1 Mercedes front seat, Original 2 Mercedes back seat, Original 3 Mercedes front seat. The pattern to be inserted I have attached and called: pattern for center [log ind for at se URL] pict...

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    Trophy icon A facebook post / cover 2 dage left

    Hello, I have a few shoes store - both physical and online, and I have a business page on facebook. I need a design, to use as a pic for my facebook post. I attach an elegant models, of orthopedic import models, new collection - from Spain (you can use some of this information). You don't need to use all the pictures, you can use a few.. or all of them - whatever suits better for the design. ...

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    Photoshop all 174 pictures. Please do not change the size of the picture. Please do not change the color of the pictures. You only have to remove the words which are on the dress. You do not have to remove the words which are on the background. Please bid $87.

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    photo retouching 4 dage left
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    Need to replace the headset on both attached pictures We are ready provide pictures of new headset from any requested angle

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    Pictures for Educational Consultancy

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    A two page flyer about State of Jammu and Kashmir ( now divided between India, Pakistan and China). Key information: 1. Where is it in the world 2. Map of the State 3. Pictures of it’s beautiful mountains, waters, apple orchards, snow covered peaks, plain mountains of Ladakh, Jammu fields. 4. Ethnic mix 5. Religious mix 6. Political mix Text to be used: Kashmir ( Kashmiri: کٔشِیر, कॅ...

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    I want an article to be written on the topic of Kiosk with some pictures (you can include some freely available pictures from the web if possible). The article should cover, android, ios & windows variations for kiosk. Thanks!

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    Need someone to help with a modelling project. Take or edit pictures. Basic edits.

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    I need 4 pictures crested in the style of a children's book by an illustrator.

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    pictures for marketing purposes 4 dage left
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    I need 4 pictures of a render that has been completed already [log ind for at se URL] **modern** ( grey and black theme ) 2. Living room **modern** (grey and black theme ) 3. Bathroom **traditional** (beige and brown theme ) [log ind for at se URL] room **traditional * (beige and brown theme )

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    I need to attach my company logo on high quality pictures and publish them. Photoshop skills are required.

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    Trophy icon Logo design 6 timer left

    I need a logo designed. I attched pictures of elements that should be included in the logo. I need Simple, clean upscale logo that convoye the message: it's a logo for a palm date expo in a local community. please don't hesitate to ask if you have questions.

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    a short funny golden retriever Video...Cartoon please !!! 10-15 seconds ...thank you ... for 400k

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    I have an aircraft that need a new paint scheme. I have pictures of what the aircraft looks like now, but I want to paint the aircraft and would like some prints or pictures of the aircraft in the colours that we want to paint it. I can provide current aircraft pictures.

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    Trophy icon 3d rendering and elevation drawings Slutter left

    I need a 3D model and architectural drawings following the design and information on the following website [log ind for at se URL] the only change I require is a Change in the roof structure, instead of a warm roof I would like a cold roof with the insulation inside the roof cavity this would obviously lower the overall higt of the building I have also attached a couple of pictures of where th...

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    - Take Direction to create one page fillable PDF with Parameters given - This document will be used to filter properties that a retail company is looking at to locate stores. - This document needs to have the ability to upload pictures and fill in information

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