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    ...if they are truly sealed. MORE SPECIFICALLY, as you are concerned I am looking for a way to measure the height of the lid on the bucket, vis a vis arduino code... Dont make stupid suggestions like 'let the laser look for when it doesnt see lid anymore as it scans up.' I need something VERY ROBUST and INTUITIVE. And even adaptive if possible. The heighths

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    ...help them scale up faster. You'll work directly with our small team of professionals in developing web pages, funnels, and strategies that work. You never fear asking a "stupid" clarifying question. But you also don't need step-by-step instructions and you frequently do quick research to generally educate yourself on what needs to be done, so you

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    I was stupid enough to buy the script / source codes for uber for X, Uber for Massage and Uber for taxi. so what i need is the site to be set up correctly and get the apps to work, i provide the source codes or you can use whatever as long as it are safe and working, i will need all the source codes with explanations when it is finished if i should

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    For a project I need to stream H264 video using HLS so that it can be natively supported by iPhone/iPad I...the HLS stream directly. No multicast is needed as we only expect one client per stream. Trying out all the FFMPEG parameter combinations until I put it to work seems a bit stupid and prefer to request help from experts in this widely used tool.

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    I Need some help finalizing pfsense and my brocade icx 6430 to work with vlans. I know it's something stupid but rather just get it done and move on. issue: have configured pfsense router with all the routing info and added vlans to switch. Am able to ping gateways but for some reason can't get devices to pull ip and also notice when I use static

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    I'm on a game called FFBE. (Final Fantasy Brave Exvius) and I messed up my flawless account by accidentally doing something stupid. All I simply need is someone who is able to modify my stats / records in-game. Not sure how much pay it's worth. Not much, I'm assuming.

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    I'm on a game called FFBE. (Final Fantasy Brave Exvius) and due to having bad OCD, when I messed up my flawless account by accidentally doing something stupid, I triggered it off... Just need to hire someone to modify my stats / records for the game. Not sure how much it's worth. Not much I'm assuming.

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    ...upbeat and professional press release for a product that I have agonised over and finally, finally developed after 3 years of hard work and my life savings (possibly very stupid decision!) it is a fully automated interivew pod. the website is [login to view URL] I will need a native english speaker/writee and someone with excellent attention to details

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    I need someone to make the background noise louder or make the main voice lessen because in the video the main person says "that stupid hoe" and I need that to barely be able to be heard

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    Its a stupid free time IMAGINATION . That made me to create this note

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    Hey there! I am a professional software dev project manager past 15 years and I am a PHP programmer so working with me is pleasure. There won't be any stupid requests and we will come up together with best ideas what to suggest to customer. I am friendly and I understand that you can work from wherever you want and whenever you want. We are freelancers

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    ...implemented in c#.net Keep in mind the following general rules: 1. Strictly follow SOC (Separation of Concerns), SRP (Single Responsibility Principle) and KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) principles. 2. Wherever possible Communication between services should be asynchronous 3. Use a popular ORM or Micro ORM 4. No actual implementation required...

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    ...to be created, print ready in illustrator with a 10 mm bleed. Sign ideas Love in a Photo Booth Im Single Kiss me under the Mistletoe Merry Christmas #Selfie Im with Stupid (and an arrow) The Camera Loves Me Best Wedding Ever (maybe a chalk board effect) Prisoner Number A10665 Best Day Ever This Christmas Party Rocks....especially as it is

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    i need a professional SEO to work on our project, the website is not a start-up we have a good traffic flow but we n...our project, the website is not a start-up we have a good traffic flow but we need to increase it and increase Domain Authority please DO NOT APPLY if you will send us this stupid regular proposal that 95% of freelancers here offering

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    Note: This is not a simple stupid page's for download programs, it more than a simple page's so read the details carefully or your bid will be ignored !! I need a coder to code a web page that will download and execute my program into my client computers, the web page will help disabled persons and kids that don't know a lot about installing programmes

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    ...been done) just the packaging as described. Each film is about 6 mins long. Will need to do one demo video prior to commissioning the others. Would prefer someone who has Stupid Rasins' Comic Pop and Simple Pop plug-ins as that's the sort of stuff I need. Be advised budgets are low, and there's a fair bit of work to be done. But if selected, happy

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    ...to decent free photo library and webdesigning skills. User email signup + multi language package. Some SEO optimisation Should be easily supportededited through WP tools by stupid people. Used graphics with source images to be in editable format Company logos need to be refurbished with no major changes: vectorised, spacing in between letters, font

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    I need someone who can design the current web page and add a shopping list. The current design is a little stupid and web page is taking long time to be loaded. I can pay you 100 usd in max. I need modern and gentle design. Please put "I can do modern & gentle design for your web page", and list your sample design(I need only one url to review. I have

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    Hi, I have a HEX file and I updatd this file to the units with PICKIT2. Now I have MPLAB and I am too stupid just to upload this HEX File. Can you give me a lesson? - update the PIC16F688 - update the EEPROM - read the EEPROM - make a picit to go

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    Hi, I have a HEX file and I updatd this file to the units with PICKIT2. Now I have MPLAB and I am too stupid just to upload this HEX File. Can you give me a lesson? - update the PIC16F688 - update the EEPROM - read the EEPROM - make a picit to go

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    Hi Freelancers, I have an oop project which I...do's and don'ts in my answer via Skype. This should not take more than 20 mins of time for someone you have more than 1-2 years of c# experience. Please don't bid and give me stupid answers or reasons. The total budget for the project is $15.00 First milestone $10.00 Second milestone $5.00 Kind Regards

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    ...menu of wp to be on my blogger theme wp: [login to view URL] blogger: [login to view URL] Please don't bid if your charge is more than 18 USD. Thanks. Stupid time wasters and idiots just stay 400KM away. Mention 'AT' in start of your proposal description so I will know you have read description. Mentioning again that my site is

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    ...provide your past job examples, your offer will be declined. - Please dont ask for prepayments or milestones, i will not do it. I will pay only as i see links. - Dont ask stupid questions "what is crowd marketing" and "how to do it", you will be rejected immediately. - Before placing links, you have to provide me list of websites to check by me to

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    Yeah, it's been a week or more since you bid on that stupid Indian guys project for a XXX webcam model. Really hate to approach you like this but? Any interest in such work?

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    ...spy business im looking for a professional hacker for partnership that can make you easily 10,000 to 50,000 thousands dollar for a months this is not a scam or some other stupid offer its a real offer that will make you rich as you wish, i can guarantee that because the site rules i cant write more details on this message so if you are a professional

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    MY LAST JOB WA...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony

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    SEO required f...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony

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    ...to be able to take a percentage of the transactions. P.S. don't try to make it sound more complicated then it is, I have basically already built it on WordPress so I'm not stupid, I know this is going to be easy and my budget is firm. Stay under my budget and you can get the job. I have already been working on this for months I just dont have time to

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    we need to make. some effective catchynads that sell out product and convert not just get website clicks etc. need so...someone to come up with a bloody brilliant as campaign that will focus on the product and make the cost of it irrelevant. if apply type FBADAUG so your not just sending a stupid automatic reply which will. be ignored instantly

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    Hi Codezuke I. ,I need some magento fixes for a stupid client

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    Hi, I want four characters for my comic two boys and two girls. First character of boy should look little dumb, confused, asks stupid questions, second character of boy should be normal, cool guy first character of girl should look smart who has each and every answer(sarcastic ways) and second character of girl should be normal and smart with spectacles

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    ...our business to 30 projects a year. Qualifications: Proficient in Revit, communicate well in English, can work in inches and feet rather than metric (I know our system is stupid), is willing and able to learn our interoffice system and style for construction documents, has stable and fast internet connection for good communication and file transfers

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    i created a cv. I cant delete the last page of word/blank page. I need you to delete the last page, so that I can export it into a PDF and get a job. Document is attached. FInal Product has to have same format. Thank you.

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    Hello, So basically, i'm able to compile my python script no problem, using pyinstaller. The issue i'm having, when I run the exe, it's unable to find th...have them floating around in the directory (trying to hide the source if possible). Any help is appreciated, my budget is pretty slim because it's probably just something stupid I'm messing up.

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    I will try to post it here :) I feel so stupid because I posted again a project like a contest..

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    I am in need of business details of Gyms in Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name...Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name and Email - These need to be SCRUBBED Emails, I can't have them all being invalid or dead. Thanks - Do not give a stupid price, I have software that can do this but I am too busy

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    I need a logo designed, it should look exactly as the Supreme brand logo but it should say Stupid instead. I need it to be useful everywhere and it should be resizable.

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    ...simple and be usable both for printing on paper and also for a big backlit sign of some sort. I would like it to reflect a few basic philosophies of mine; KISS (Keep it simple, stupid) and QoQ (Quality over Quantity). My primary customer base are women who wants to lose weight and who are willing to put a long term effort into it, to keep the weightloss

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    ...change settings ….passengers can connect their own device with bluetooth or aux-cable or USB ….driver can control via external buttons volume up/down and push “next track” for stupid customers ---------------------------------------------------- The system should be extremely easy to control by passengers, with only the most necessary functions. - Play

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    looking for someone to run facebook paid marketing campaigns. do not apply without addressing t...mentioning the word FB001 so we can see to read this. anyone who doesnt quote this as their first word won't be even considered at all. not after someone who sends an stupid stomach quote and has no bloody idea what they are quoting.. ongoing job

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    PLEASE READ PROPERLY. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. READ THIS AND THEN BID! We have an open source CRM done in codeignitor PHP FRAMEWORK and it needs to be customised: The customisations needed (READ CAREFULLY): - Complete change of branding and colors. - Enrolment and student data and analytics integration for Moodle LMS. - Setting the customised

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    Hi, we need a cool donkey like in Shrek as a mascot for a company. Donkey should be: - not looking stupid - friendly and sympathetic - standing on 2 legs to show some things with the other 2 (like the fox attached) All files needed in vector - .ai f.e. First drawing needing 11./12.7. - final donkey next week If you are intersted please send us

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    ...to work at the end too. (can I get rid of these and have just docker containers????) Plan and simple, there are a thousand websites saying how to do this. I'm clearly too stupid to google it and make it work. I'll give root access to VPS and you send me the commands. I've taken a server snapshot and I'll restore and run the commands. If I can

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    ...round glasses. Typical nerd. Should be the central figure of the poster and be depicted at that moment in the film when his intelligence has a really low level. Looks like a stupid but funny. Age about 27 Max - despite the disability, Max is a cool guy. He has a nice face and strong body. He should be depicted when he sits in a wheelchair and wearing

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    This project is to repair mistakes by an unqualified person. [login to view URL] There is only ONE rule: it cannot look stupid, like a child did it, as it now does. If you cannot complete it in 40 minutes, do NOT attempt it. If you have questions, it means you do not understand the project, so do NOT attempt it. Only 2 graphics

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    I'm looking to share multiple spreadsheets with an excel expert and consolidate them into one s...format to upload them into a Magento site. The sucessfull Freelance agent should be capable of analazing the data and use their experience to make a decesion and not be asking stupid questions as I will not be able to hold their hand to get the work done.

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    ...video - calling all 2D animators! The Brief =============== Video length: 5 minutes Style: short, punchy, dramatic, crazy, funny, stupid Type of animation: VERY simple and minimal # of Characters to be animated: 2 characters # of Guests: 0 Example: https://www

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    ...for the cartoon-style characters used there. (We also dislike the logo, but we already have someone working on it). The characters in template client rejected as too simple/stupid, and asked for something more original, to be somehow different from all the other sites. The "script" can be the same (two men with a window, a team simply standing together

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    I currently have a word press site and want it redone EXACTLY the same. it sounds stupid, but i cant access admin info because the person who did this not willing to provide the info. So please look before firing off a generic reply. must have a a working reservation module [login to view URL]

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