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    ...Watches in camera and tells her review: People challenge you to do something, you send a video and win cash for it – it's very easy and fast. So you can earn money while doing stupid stuff. It's very easy to sign up and it's free. Reference: [log ind for at se URL]

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    Hello, I need help to update and secure an Ubuntu Desktop OS update secure firewall suggest an antivirus stop unneeded processes deal with all rk...the feel and functionality and easy of use from Ubuntu OS on a more safe and stable system. Please do not write a lot... All of you should be experienced but we live in a stupid world... :) Thank you !

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    Requirement: The website CANNOT be built on a framework (for example wix/WordPress/etc..). It needs to be written in plain CSS/HTML (jQuery and other d...need: Checkboxes, Radio Buttons, Tabs, Textboxes and Buttons They dont need any functionality. This will be built in by our team. Yea, its been a while, sorry for being so stupid I offer 80$ at max

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    setup local server Udløbet left

    need to setup local server with XAMPP i cannot make it stupid fucking errors you have to do teamviewer budget is $10 cause its a fuckin shit problem

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo for Indie Game Studio Udløbet left

    ...gaming and optionally, have subtle reference to the "Pull Tea" drink. - we create mobile and desktop games, mostly 2D, funny and colorful - prefer a quite simple (but not stupid), creative and eye-catching logo - multiple submissions accepted - required vector graphic - maybe a simple, minimalist object. Can be single colored or complex-gradient-ish

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    ...into an excel database. This is a test project for 1700 such files. Quote a price per file you need to be able to think critical and creative for this project. This is not stupid data entry IF your work was good for these 17 files you will be awarded the remaining 1700 files. The tables are spread across different pages I only accept the highest quality

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    I need someone who will be very professional in writing SOP, I already write my SoP but need someone who can add a bit more information in a unique and an impressiv...professional writing skills are necessary for this SOP. I need to add approximately around 150 to 200 words. but must be in a professional way. Small Project so please no stupid Bids!!!

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    Project for Anil M. Udløbet left

    ...individual who will do this at there own time, I want promised completion date with a confirmed deadline. If you are interested please let me know. The site is so simple it stupid: Dolibarr EPR 8.0 version hosted on Godaddy Cpanel, SSL etc all setup Magento Frontend connecting Products, customer and orders. Payment gateway Via Strip (all setup and ready

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    Trophy icon I need a designer Udløbet left

    ...the full quote that the name is drawn from is: Everybody is a Genius. But If You Judge a Fish by Its Ability to Climb a Tree, It Will Live Its Whole Life Believing that It is Stupid - Albert Einstein. So although I really love some of the mountain designs, they're missing the fact that the quote is about trees. Finally, although I really like the graphical

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    Excel export files Udløbet left

    ...Excel that shows what models the product I sell is compatible with and what customers are using it (it is a time consuming to extract this manually from AgileCRM, and pretty stupid to need to do that, when it already is stored in my AgileCRM system): customer First Name customer Last Name Custom Field # 1 Custom Field # 2 Custom Field # 3 Custom Field

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    JAVA Master Udløbet left

    I am looking for someone who is an expert in JAVA and using Netbea...if I can't work something out I will message you and you will provide solution Must have VERY GOOD ENGLISH I am very new to JAVA and computer coding so you must expect the stupid questions. Ideally, I am looking for some who also has C++ and SQS as I will be learning these as well

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    Explain to me why and how to fix if I had an old theme and then with the stupid wordpress update to 5.0.3 and now my blocks with work bakery is gone and now it shows code wtf?!?!

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    I want a simple app that opens a webpage ([log ind for at se URL] app, which will be hosted in my own server. I am a programmer myself (PHP, mySQL, Javascript, JScript, C, C++, Pascal, even BASIC, you name it), but I'm too old for the stupid intrincacies of Android apps...This means I know what you are doing, how much time it takes, etc. Thanks!

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    DO NOT APPLY BEFORE YOU READ THIS BRIEF FULLY I have the source code from the app d...PDF of how it should look) I'd like advice on what we need to do to the HTML side of things. This is EXTREMELY URGENT but everything will be supplied so don't bother with stupid quotes please. Be nice now and there's always plenty of work our company can outsource.

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    I have a hosting company - i use wordpress theme valence on domain [log ind for at se URL] and i have whmcs i...dk) to my whmcs. i want only .dk and .com search (.dk should be std. starting TDL. - and it should refer to a link i have instead of [log ind for at se URL] + the pop out output looking stupid atm. soo have to be changed Please only users tried it before Regards

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    ...read ALL carefully ! I've to improve this website : [log ind for at se URL], and make it more beautiful. I use DIVI Theme, so I'm looking for people who can use it. PS : I'm not stupid, I know Wordpress, but I haven't enough experience to make it faster. So I need people who can do this faster. Home page : - improve the design - Prepare a section "Our Histor...

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    Whas it a must? - OOP (using Framework) - Clean Code - Maximum security awarness What shall be the project? - Well, Idea is to create a portal where t...from you? - In which language/technology would you made it? - If you have a questions that will help us to precize the ETA and cost, be free to ask. There is no stupid questions, only stupid answers.

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    ...responsive. And a easy administrator panel for us to set the different functionalities. We want a creative and solid programmer that understand the saying "Keep it simple stupid" Basicly we want to create this first of all to our own business wich is heatingpump/airconditioner. And it is an hassle to make automatic service appointments/agreements

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    Trophy icon Build me a VOIP Logo Udløbet left

    I need a logo for my new VOIP Company. I want it to look cool and modern but I dont want it to look stupid. I like [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL]

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    I have a personal finance blog, [log ind for at se URL] where I share my fight towards Financial Independence, Retirement Early. Now that...and work with someone that thinks together with me on how to make things (visually) more appealing. IMPORTANT: Please no copy-paste/generic stuff from the internet. I'm not stupid, I can use (Google) search.

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    ...Following: *PHP or JS *CSS3 *JAVA or AJAX *Or... multiple coding languages You must hate the following: *Wasting time *Seeing how people - give excuses *Seeing how people work stupid while there is a smart alternative *Hate being Disorganized You must love the following: *How tools & software save time & make work easier *How all individuals work properly

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    Hello, Everyone, I'm in need of a...generator Need a Logo to be designed with Creativity the keys to logo must include: -Use a Visual Double Entendre -Color is Vitally Important -Make it Ownable -Keep it Simple Stupid -Consider Proportion & Symmetry -Know What it Means -BE CREATIVE ABOUT IT PLEASE LET YOUR CREATIVITY TAKE AWAY THANK YOU PETER

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    ...RESULTS. YOU KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT CLUB PAGES....WHAT ABOUT THE COMPANY PAGE? THE LOYALTY PAGE? ALL OF THIS SHOULD BE DONE. ACT LIKE A US CORPORATION I DONT WANT ANY MORE STUPID 1 BY 1 TXTXS, CALLS, ETC. JUST BUILD OUT THE SEVERY PAGE ON MAIN PAGE. DO NOT TEXT ME, ETC JUST DO YOUR JOB AN AMERICAN COMPANY WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING 3--%%%%%% DONE BY NOW

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    Great short story from my stupid life

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    Hey there. I need a simple graphic and am just too stupid to modify it by myself. As you can see in the attachment, I just like to have the central logo to be surrounded by the writings "keine Staaten", "keine Grenzen" and "keine Waren". But my writings are awry and not round. Thats my simple problem. When you click on the attachment you´ll understand

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    I've magento on simpleservers hosting and odoo on digitalocean cloud server. ...live servers. Connection from Odoo to Magento it's working great. Connection from Magento to Odoo it's not working. I need to solve this last problem. It could be really a stupid configuration parameter to adjust. I tested anything on localhost and it's working perfectly.

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    Hi, I have trouble w...Realsense SR300 device Need a step by step help on *Removed by Admin* with screen sharing etc.; it's probably a 10 minute job for someone who knows the subject and probably a stupid mistake is being made by me during the process The device is correct and visible by the computer yet there is an unclarity with drivers and the sdk

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    project is simple but demands very experienced guys to finish we need a truthful guy for virtual assistant work . you need to finish the task within a...coding posting ads data processing and entry freelancer must be dedicated , good with communication and genuine. if fails you must agree to rework or kindly [log ind for at se URL]'t put stupid arguments with me

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    Hey I used to work with you on fiverr and my account got disabled for something really stupid and they won't re-enable me. Can you email me at jason@[log ind for at se URL] so we can talk?

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    ...vocab). This is a long term position, so apply only if your can commit. -Tone of Voice / Style guide similar to this - [log ind for at se URL] -Keep everything stupid simple (simple and easy to understand) This is not a position for proofreading keep in mind. It is Rewriting, mean creating new articles from already written articles. You

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    ...page etc, then will need product page that allows for multiple variations of each product plus shipping calculations etc. Also I want to be able to name each page instead of stupid names that opencart gives ([log ind for at se URL]). Please provide quote to setup layout of homepage, about

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    I am looking for US Realtor records that include phone number. I need up to date information. I can get this information elsewhere quite cheap, do not post stupid high prices.

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    I am a fashion designer and I need to make a better portfolio. I would like to work beside a graphic designer, making it at 4 hands. I have a very very plain and stupid portfolio that does not show really my abilities. I need it to be clear and rich so that the companies can think "oh, this guy looks good! let him start a job in our brand!" thank you

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    ...servers to new servers, with the least amount of downtime. I need someone that understands dedicated servers, Shoutcast, Centovacast and knows how to be patient with me as I ask stupid questions about servers. (I always want to learn) I have been in the internet radio business since 1999 and currently host stations in the US and Europe. I am looking for

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    [log ind for at se URL] was working perfectly but I made some changes and now it displays wrong. Really quick simple project - no stupid bids - can complete today.

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    ...offers hedge trimming in germany. Not really cool and exciting, I know... Additionally, it’s winter now and nobody wants a hedgecut. My employees are bored and come up with stupid ideas. Only you are able to help me to get more orders. Create a little explanatory video about 20-25 seconds in cartoon style like this: [log ind for at se URL]

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    ...could be more generic. Like just an outline. But around a table a cartoon similar to the attached called images. I would need 8 people (the photo called images) and then my stupid drawing--not great perspective--but them being lectured to. I don't care about peoples' faces/just style and you can tell them a part a main white girl (me) like attached

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    Linux VPS expert Udløbet left

    ...VPS that is hosted with leaseweb . There are some configuration's issues. 1. The one wordpress website had some php issue that the support team was unable to resolve (some stupid answer they write). 2. One of addon domains is poiting properly but it showing cpanel error when the link is opened 3. There is some configuration issue with VPS VPS is CENTOS

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    An android app where when someone calls, it displays simple Accept and Decline option to answer or decline a call (so that I don't have to use that stupid slide button). See attached example.

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    By mistake I deleted Mysql DB When I restored with Akeeba, calendar script from [log ind for at se URL] didn't work anymore. Restored same site to anothe...deleted Mysql DB When I restored with Akeeba, calendar script from [log ind for at se URL] didn't work anymore. Restored same site to another domain there it's working. Must bee something stupid, but I can't find it

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    I want to have my shopify store tweaked so that it looks really nice and professional...and professional to make sales. I need someone that knows shopify inside and out that can make some design changes in the actual code. A simple example is to take away this stupid heading that looks like crap!! (see attached) and maybe make the menus look nice too.

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    I want to have my shopify store tweaked so that it looks really nice and professional...and professional to make sales. I need someone that knows shopify inside and out that can make some design changes in the actual code. A simple example is to take away this stupid heading that looks like crap!! (see attached) and maybe make the menus look nice too.

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    Hi, I have two input type 'file' fields in one form. Before I want to upload I want that the web user preview the ima...web user preview the image that is selected. I use Filereader javascript. I get it perfect with one input file field but not with 2 input file fields. It must be something stupid in Javascript. Who can me help me now with Teamviewer?

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    ...you can add to cart infinitly an item and its not good i need it to stop at 5. i tried to make it work but its not working. i want this change quickly. i dont want to hire a stupid person i need a smart person because this business means all to me and i dont want nobody to fuck up my beautiful website. i need someone who knows how to do this change in

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    Hi - I need the image attached photoshopped in a funny way - i...attached photoshopped in a funny way - it will be printed on a t-shirt and beer holder for a bucks party. This is a picture of the buck - he needs to be doing something funny or stupid. Im not only outsourcing my photoshop work but also the humour - make me laugh and you have go the job-

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    i built a website with stupid wordpress, i need it redesigned, i need it to look more professional, clean and concise. i have most of the content on it now. , but want a better visual effect. better graphics, overall a better look.

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    Im looking for a Ludo Multiplayer Unity game source code. Bid only if you already have it and show me SAMPL...source code thats all, rest set up i will do. it should have multiplayer, private room offline gameplay, player login and database, etc just like ludo king. do not offer me stupid source codes sold on online websites which im already aware of.

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    Design project Udløbet left

    I only have one picture with my baby and it has a stupid snapchat filter on it!! I would like to pay to remove the snapchat stars please

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