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    looking for someone to run facebook paid marketing campaigns. do not apply without addressing t...mentioning the word FB001 so we can see to read this. anyone who doesnt quote this as their first word won't be even considered at all. not after someone who sends an stupid stomach quote and has no bloody idea what they are quoting.. ongoing job

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    PLEASE READ PROPERLY. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. READ THIS AND THEN BID! We have an open source CRM done in codeignitor PHP FRAMEWORK and it needs to be customised: The customisations needed (READ CAREFULLY): - Complete change of branding and colors. - Enrolment and student data and analytics integration for Moodle LMS. - Setting the customised

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    Hi, we need a cool donkey like in Shrek as a mascot for a company. Donkey should be: - not looking stupid - friendly and sympathetic - standing on 2 legs to show some things with the other 2 (like the fox attached) All files needed in vector - .ai f.e. First drawing needing 11./12.7. - final donkey next week If you are intersted please send us

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    ...to work at the end too. (can I get rid of these and have just docker containers????) Plan and simple, there are a thousand websites saying how to do this. I'm clearly too stupid to google it and make it work. I'll give root access to VPS and you send me the commands. I've taken a server snapshot and I'll restore and run the commands. If I can

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    Movie Poster Design Udløbet left

    ...round glasses. Typical nerd. Should be the central figure of the poster and be depicted at that moment in the film when his intelligence has a really low level. Looks like a stupid but funny. Age about 27 Max - despite the disability, Max is a cool guy. He has a nice face and strong body. He should be depicted when he sits in a wheelchair and wearing

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    4-Page Website Edit Udløbet left

    This project is to repair mistakes by an unqualified person. [log ind for at se URL] There is only ONE rule: it cannot look stupid, like a child did it, as it now does. If you cannot complete it in 40 minutes, do NOT attempt it. If you have questions, it means you do not understand the project, so do NOT attempt it. Only 2 graphics

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    I'm looking to share multiple spreadsheets with an excel expert and consolidate them into one s...format to upload them into a Magento site. The sucessfull Freelance agent should be capable of analazing the data and use their experience to make a decesion and not be asking stupid questions as I will not be able to hold their hand to get the work done.

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    ...video - calling all 2D animators! The Brief =============== Video length: 5 minutes Style: short, punchy, dramatic, crazy, funny, stupid Type of animation: VERY simple and minimal # of Characters to be animated: 2 characters # of Guests: 0 Example: https://www

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    ...for the cartoon-style characters used there. (We also dislike the logo, but we already have someone working on it). The characters in template client rejected as too simple/stupid, and asked for something more original, to be somehow different from all the other sites. The "script" can be the same (two men with a window, a team simply standing together

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    Wordpress Site Udløbet left

    I currently have a word press site and want it redone EXACTLY the same. it sounds stupid, but i cant access admin info because the person who did this not willing to provide the info. So please look before firing off a generic reply. must have a a working reservation module [log ind for at se URL]

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    Song editing Udløbet left

    I need four words creatively disguised or removed from a track without ruing the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be r...the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be removed with the background track still playing. The words are: "Hypnotic" at 0:32, "Patron" at 0:45. "Stupid" at 1:02, My neck at 1:10.

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    Stupid magento 2.. I hate it!! [log ind for at se URL] Some of the categories are working and some arent. It goes to 404 not found even though their setup in the backend. [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] And more.. Some categories

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    Trophy icon swamp-stupid Udløbet left

    The name swamp-stupid must be in the design. can be comical. red neck in the swamp. can have alligators [log ind for at se URL] swamps are like everglades louisiana bayou:s that type if you wanted to implement them some way in to the [log ind for at se URL] old looking. ill will be doing foll up designs with swamp-stupid theme.

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    I need simple adjustment on my website, prevent more than one player instance running at same time. More details on PM. Available developer ready to get it ...Available developer ready to get it ready asap. No waste timer, fakes and tricksters like this impostor Ashish M. (user developersperhr) already i am tired to meet with such stupid personages...

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    Project for Kp V. Udløbet left

    ...I have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and

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    ...have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and

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    Anybody who is willing to put up money for a trading account and trade it and grow it themselves, so we can create many trading accounts and split half. This sounds stupid but im only asking this because people are not making money they are blowing my accounts and i want to see that someone actually can do it foreal

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    Trophy icon Design a wallet Udløbet left

    ...Below you can see samples of the type of wallet (but the sample is just a regular design), as well as the template for creating the work. I am looking for something funny, stupid and marketable to people who browse meme pages on Facebook and Reddit. The file marked plate is the template, just design on top of that. The panels correspond to the numbers

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    ...before on mobile) - They are being hit up for prizes when they are experiencing the very high elation of our game play (10 exquisite high quality levels) rather than a simple stupid silly video. $250 / week subscription and $125 / week subscriptions - 10 of them each. For the ability to show their photo and name to the whole world of our customers

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    betting program Udløbet left

    Please read careful before place any bid. because this type of program is not for every stupid on this website. Is about betting sports soccer teams. Program should collect informations from the website: [log ind for at se URL] (eg. 8.00AM Manchester-Arsenal) then compare that match if exist on another website( [log ind for at se URL]) if does exist then create a

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    I need a ghostbin scraper in python(3) that downloads every paste. [log ind for at se URL] them in [log ind for at se URL] Depending on how friendly you are and if you help me with any other problems i may have, for example if i can't get the program running because i'm stupid i may or may not pay more. The program MUST work on linux and windows.

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    Trophy icon "Challenge"-game Udløbet left

    ...doesn’t succeed, he looses one, if he declines, the challenge is passed on to the next. *But* if the challenge gets back to you because noone wants to do it (because it’s so stupid / hard etc.) - you must do it or you lose 5 points. The game ends when the first contestant reaches 15 points. *What’s needed from a gamers perspective* - an iOS-app (and

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    This is a card-based fighting online multiplayer game, where you defeat your enemies by playing cards from your hand. The players will get 3 playable cards at a time and after playing those cards he will get 3 more cards from the deck which is shuffled every round. Each Player will have to create his own deck. There will be 10 rounds in one game and from those 10 rounds each player will be able t...

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    ...Designer. With extrem beautiful Design section. Important the Mobile First concept and extreme Fast and seo friendly theme developing. And very fresh Animations in websites no stupid effects !! Please see : [log ind for at se URL] The site have 6 Pages Home about us Certifed Portofolio Skills Contact

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    Write an ebook Udløbet left

    This is a tricky time for researchers. Indus...rise. I am looking for content that can be turned to an ebook that can help students looking at research as a career option. Along the lines of [log ind for at se URL] This is really just a start. I have a series of works that I would love to get out.

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    ...at malls and other places which has crowds. We then sell products to customers face to face. We are a startup with a unique culture our values are - Be fearless but not stupid - Be real be the best you can be - Be simple but not careless - Be curious but not nosy - Be responsible we have principles - We celebrate success Be inventive, we

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo Udløbet left

    ...the puppies face in a nice font design. I don't want it too big, but big enough where it can be seen and read clearly. The name is: Puppy Pendejo (translates to "Stupid Puppy") . I was thinking somewhere around the bottom in between an ear and a paw but I am open to different ideas. I also want to the logo in different basic colors for

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    I have edited them and plugin files to remove all add to cart buttons as it is catalog mode only - but the themes quickview option allows add to cart. I want the quickview function to work but remove the add to cart button - if possible replace with the catalogue button which says Make Enquiry. see [log ind for at se URL] If you can rmove/replace the quickview Add To Cart button AND help speed...

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    Hi Wannakuwatta F., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss updating & improving a current business plan fo...plan for a civil construction company (us) as well as putting together a pitch deck to accompany it. The $1 rate was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature on this site. We can discuss further over chat.

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    Hi Audrey V., I would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Hi Happymarli, I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is appro...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Hi David D., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Demo Outlook sync Udløbet left

    Demo outlook sync, have a SW installed in outlook, that will check server for changed or new schedules and update, and vice versa. This will be first small pro...array, and index it in storage later for speed, eg once per minute. Each schedule can be accessed by multiple users (group), i still need to think how to seperate them, stupid or dumm way.

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    Hi emu24, I just completed a data entry job for you and you are trying to play smart on me. Hey, nobody tries that with me and not regret it. If you know what i...but if you try to dupe me, then I'll show you the worst side of me. I'm only giving you an opportunity to redeem yourself. Kindly send my fee with immediate effect. You stupid fraudster.

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    ...some API´s - [log ind for at se URL] / [log ind for at se URL] get user information and save it to my database - further instruction via chat ! 4.) Bugfix and Security Fixing !!! if you find weired or stupid developments, remove / replace it ! 5.) best case is: define some milestones:...

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    build an app Udløbet left

    ...micros. I also would like it to incorporate a Keto calculator([log ind for at se URL]) and have some things in common with this [log ind for at se URL] This app should be visual and have the ability to have shopping lists and hopefully a database, It should have the ability

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    I am trying to get my Post ID to appear on certain pages, but every plugin I try does not work. I believe its trying to locate "Posts" and not my Jobs/Job ID. N... but every plugin I try does not work. I believe its trying to locate "Posts" and not my Jobs/Job ID. Need assistance getting my wocommerce to work. Probably something stupid simple.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo for Nelson Mall Udløbet left

    Please design a logo for:- NELSON MALL SHOPPING CENTRE This needs to be elegant and posh. NO TROLLEYS PLEASE OR ANYTHING STUPID. Keep it elegant and posh. Like a frame - elegant. Nelson mall mostly rent the mall to retailers selling clothing Await logo ideas

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    My s...the shopping cart that is not working. I have a list showing all the issues with the site. You can see it here www.aimfulbooks.com. I need these fixes done properly, without stupid shortcuts, clean code, and fast. A few days tops. Let me know if you are capable of this. Don't bs. Don't call. Don't email me. Don't reach out unless via this post.

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    ...to fix our websites css and give it a clean look. We are using Yii 1.x. We also require it to be optimized to work perfect via mobile and ipad/tablet NO timewasters or stupid prices our budget is limited. Can follow on to further work on our tech team if proven to be good standard of work. We recently had someone from here employed with us but due

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build a website for my small business. 0. Wor...the store this information, we will send her an invoice. She will then pay for her bridesmaids gown on line. 0. This must be a website that works on the Keep It Simple Stupid system. We must be able to change photos, add events, add blog posts, etc.

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    Okay, I think I have this stupid Freelancer working now - wow, they make it so difficult to use!

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    ...automatized way to place backlinks. Every placement needs to be manually done. AKA: Contacting the owner of the site, or manually filling the submission forms, etc, etc. ALSO no stupid PBN strategies. (again, the elected sites must have real traffic and be already indexed on google for some time, on top of having High TF/CF and DA) C) Ammount of Dofollow

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    I am looking to have an puzzle app made with a candy crush saga style layout, but a style of game play more similar to cut the rope and stupid zombie 3. The idea that I am looking towards is to have three characters that you can activate and angle to launch upwards who will interact with the items of the puzzle. The three characters will be:

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    SEO Review Udløbet left

    ...recommendations for SEO 2. A cost to implement any recommendations SEO is a touchy subject 90% of SEO so called experts have no idea what to do other than charge a client stupid money for little return. If you have no idea what you are talking about for sure you will not be awarded the job. I am also not taking any SEO experts or so called SEO experts

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    We feel the paypal button on checkout page is a stupid place, confuses user and so forth. We want to get rid of the paypal button here. We have removed it from cart fine. Please only bid IF YOU CAN DO IT! Thanks

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    Project for Long. h Udløbet left

    Hello everyone, if you are not long .h, please dont be stupid, save your bid and dont bid on this.

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    ...other suppliers like water tapestry’s, shower cabinets, sinks and other relevant products. We do not want alternatives like [log ind for at se URL] or stupid shortcuts. Please do not contact us if you have already a lot of work. We don’t like being kept on a leach!!! Are you a copy, dragging and paste web designer? Stay away! We

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    Scheme Programming Udløbet left

    I am really fed-up with stupid people who simple put garbage in proposal. I need serious Scheme programming expert who can do my scheme programming task.

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    I've got a a problem with my toggle button that I need to fix. It's supposed to allow you to toggle the text in the...working version can be seen here at: [log ind for at se URL] (The QUICK START toggle down arrow, is the functionality that I need) This is all that I need done. Just this stupid toggle arrow fixed. I can do the rest. Thanks!

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