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    I need someone to find 20-50 movies I would like in 12 hours for 10$. I have used all movie-recommendation systems but can't find something I would like. Here are movies I like and why: 1. The matrix (first movie) - it's sci-fi, about future, thought-provoking, with elements of romantic movie, unique 2. The game(1997) - Thought provoking, complex, twists, romatic element, unique movie 3....

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    the day is already finished bro why u tring to scam me do u think i'm stupid

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    Hi there i am after someone to add a couple of functionalities to an existing booking plugin (Amelia). I want implemented 1. A postcode finder to pull the nearest location thats already listed and has been added to the plugin. 2. To show 3 time slots at a time and reveal 1 more as they get booked. e.g there are 3 timeslots 9am, 10am, 11am. As one gets booked, the next slot available say 1pm will...

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    Hi there i am after someone to add a couple of functionalities to an existing booking plugin (Amelia). I want implemented 1. A postcode finder to pull the nearest location thats already listed and has been added to the plugin. 2. To show 3 timeslots at a time and reveal 1 more as they get booked. e.g there are 3 timeslots 9am, 10am, 11am. As one gets booked, the next slot available say 1pm will...

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    CUSTOM DESIGNS ONLY! DO NOT COPY AND PASTE ANOTHER COMPANY DESIGN TO MY PROJECT! ITS FRAUD! AND, I WILL REPORT! MOST IM's ARE STUPID QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED BY READING THE DESCRIPTION SO READ THE PROJECT! YOU WILL NEED TO PRODUCE ONLY THE HOME PAGE for now! I need to be sure you are on the right path! Then we can discuss the rest of the project! $$$ MAKE A CUSTOM DESIGN ...

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    Project Specification You have been asked to write a computer version of the Paths and Pipes board game, by Ian Ross and Chris Saunders of Christchurch1. It is a simple two player game, where you try to connect your paths, or pipes, to the other side of the board, while simultaneously stopping your opponent from connecting their pipes, or paths, to your side. In Paths and Pipes, the game starts wi...

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    My name is Sashaa Berkowitz, and I am working on an Adult Animated Comedy series titled "Just Damn Stupidity." The show revolves around the life of 17-year-old Tommy Colson, an uneducated idiot who lives in extreme poverty with his grandmother in their trailer home. Tommy and his grandmother are both stereotypically ghetto, and their poorness and ignorance to everyday things is the main...

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    if your response is ''i have read your requirements carefully and i am confident that i am the king of the world', i will not respond to you. i do not respond to generic messages where you didn't even read my job. i have sheets with formatted rows that includes data validation, conditional formatting, borders, text, alignment, etc etc etc i need a SCRIPT for ''add ...

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    I need a designer with experience in assistance in designing and a card game design similar to Cards Against Humanity and Drunk Stoned or Stupid (see pictures). It is just going to be basic text and no pictures. I need the cards designed along with the game box and game instructions. Thanks.

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    I haver a e commerce advertising website that is currently live. I have been dealing with IDIOTS for the last 11 months and they keep asking for more time and making stupid excuses I need this project finished, then after a few months of being live, I would like a permanent developer to maintain the site for upgrades and bugs if any,. This site has to be coded, Do not reply if you are thinking ...

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    Trophy icon CREATE OUR NEXT MUSIC VIDEO Udløbet left

    Looking for graphic artist to design our latest lyrics music video. The song is called "Evil Dog" - the premise is domestic violence and how a woman's lack of self-esteem can lead her into a pattern of destruction at the hands of someone else. So, obviously, stock footage of happy couples playing on the beach won't work. Graphics should read: "Book of the Month Club (fe...

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    Online Ludo Udløbet left

    I m looking for a online Ludo Multiplayer game source code. Bid only if you already have it and show me SAMPLE apk/video in your offer. i only need source code thats all, rest set up i will do. it should have multiplayer, private room offline gameplay, player login and database, etc just like ludo king. do not offer me stupid source codes sold on online websites which im already aware of

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    I´m looking for someone that can: extract all email addresses out of around 10 Google Documents (around 800 email addresses) I don`t know how psycho and horrible Google Documents are, almost all softwares and online tools nowadays seems to be catastrophically horrible... I`m just thinking there has to be some kind of extract or search function in Google Documents that let`s you extract e...

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    I'm at the 'gonna cry stage'. Community boards and page after page of 'help articles' aren't cuttin' it. I have a Weebly Website and On-line store. Within Weebly, I set up E-Gift Cards. All good. BUT Weebly E-Gift Cards do NOT offer a customer the opportunity to choose a date upon which the EGC is sent. How stupid is that?! How on earth do I promote EGC and holid...

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    Add links to profile page please see the picture below. Pure PHP Script. Cpanel + mysql access. Looking for someone to work with long term as we have ALOT of work to complete. Please don't waste my time with stupid timescales and bids. Please DO NOT message or bid if your not ok with ADULT Websites

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    I need it to get my "lost" book into Word format. (I had it in Word format but the computer on which it was located is no longer available, fortunately I had a printed copy of a recent version). I also paid a local company to scan it at 600dpi. It's a textbook I wrote. Okay, there are about 500 pages in the printed work. I’ve attached18 of them to give you an idea of the dif...

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    Trophy icon Response Essay Udløbet left

    I have to write a response to the article; [log ind for at se URL] No longer than five paragraphs.

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    I need a Vue/BootstrapVue expert for helping me to change/adapt/complete a big self written application. (The backend is done by us. You are only needed for the frontend.) This is a longer/big project but we have to start with a concrete problem: We have an interface where I can upload a file (sending it to a JSON-based API). If that works it asks for a second one, which is uploaded... (And a thi...

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    your task is to deliver a bash script which installs a bunch of services 1. you get a fresh installed server with [log ind for at se URL] installed 2. only SSHD and apt is ensured to be prior installed on ubuntu your task is to: - download latest nextcloud OSS via wget - install all required packages for nextcloud latest - install phpmyadmin - configure phpmyadmin to be only accessible via https...

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    hey, the web application has a few minor problems. They are not serious problems, but if you could solve the problems for us, we would love to hire you. The state management is done with stacked and provider package. 1.) The navigation in the web application is currently a bit stupid. If the user clicks on the "back" button of the browser, the page is simply reloaded. I would like the p...

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    Looking for a couple different more designs of a 2D animated character that was made in Adobe Illustrator. I can't contact the guy who originally designed him for me, I lost his contact info. I need 2 more designs I can put on T-shirts and other merchandise. Also, I'm looking for someone after who is capable of making short 1-2 minutes skits of this animated character doing moronic st...

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    Im looking for someone to animate a short video explaining the plot of a movie, i want it to look stupid and goofy, not too professional, thank you

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    Trophy icon Design a t-shirt Udløbet left

    UPDATE: PLEASE READ THE NOTES CAREFULLY. I am not looking for a "stay at home t-shirt"! I need this t-shirt for people who want to go out and pretest against this attitide - stay at home save lives. I want this t-shirt for people who are angry with the restrictions, who think it's stupid. Who do not believe in it! Please do also read the notes about the colours I want to use. I pref...

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    your task is to deliver a bash script which installs a bunch of services 1. you get a fresh installed server with [log ind for at se URL] installed 2. only SSHD and apt is ensured to be prior installed your task is to: - install all required packages for mattermost latest 5.x - install latest ubuntu managed postgresql - install phppgadmin - configure phppgadmin to be only accessible via https ...

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    I'm looking for a ghost writer for science book about future (non-fiction). I have written the base and explained my ideas and your job will to rewrite everything in academic English. This will be long term project, I'm planning for the ready book to be around 30'000-50'000 words. Requirements: - Must be native English speaker. - Must have good knowledge and understanding abou...

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    I have quickbooks enterprise 2017 installed to run on my server. It was setup to host the Quickbooks dB during its install. However, the Quickbooks dB service refuses to start. It quit right after it starts. It’s probably something stupid, but I don’t have time to troubleshoot it and the product is no longer supported by Intuit. I need to get the quickbooks dB manager to operate and h...

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    your task is to deliver a bash script which installs a bunch of services 1. you get a fresh installed server with [log ind for at se URL] installed 2. only SSHD and yum is ensured to be prior installed your task is to: - install all required packages for OTRS latest 5.x ([log ind for at se URL] with hint from [log ind for at se URL]) - install latest mariadb 10.5 - install phpmyadmin - configure...

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    #1 script identifies the user that makes changes (based on name from gsuite user account in my organization) #2) main sheet: sales leads #3) column headers example [customer name][address][phone][email][outcome] #4) outcome is a dropdown with ''sale'', ''pipeline'', ''not interested'' I HAVE COMPLETED THE ABOVE - THE REST IS WHAT I NE...

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    i cannot use the inbuilt function to import files. this is why - i need a spreadsheet preview BEFORE i add the sheet. sheet1: transportation dispatch trips sheet2: csv/excel file upload preview this is important because the COLUMN HEADERS of the trip dispatch sheet are the required columns -- the excel file may have too many or not enough columns - so it needs to be edited BEFORE it is added int...

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    Company Logo Design Udløbet left

    Attached is a concept of what we want, we would like the hired freelancer to jazz it up make more aesthetically better and look more professional clean up imaging. *** READ CAREFULLY - maximum project is $30 AUD - you bid over that then your bid gets ignored for being stupid and not reading clients requirements..!!*** If you have some ideas then by all means let us know we always value input. H...

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    I HAVE COLUMN HEADERS IN GOOGLE SHEETS with vehicles makes - and under each one, for example under ''honda'' is 2020,2019,2018 etc etc etc for each make. what i need is this.. YEARS as column headers instead. so if i have 2020 as a column header, every vehicle that has ''2020'' under it will be a vehicle under 2020 i cannot figure out this stupid formula. ...

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    Cartoon - 5 Scenes:: First 4 are maggots in a classroom being immature and telling stupid jokes. Scene 5 is the maggots in a swimming pool during the summer and having fun. I can give more details after acceptance. This only gives me 500 characters of space to describe the project. Thanks!

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    You are so stupid for asking me that silly question, you think because you want to hire me, you can talk to me anyway, senseless fool.

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    HI, I'm building a website for my friend: [log ind for at se URL] I use the themeforrest theme Bellevue. I want to make the site multi language, Dutch, English, Spanish. I use the Polylang plugin. Once I activate the plugin, all my existing Pages dissappear. So I need some help. I think its something stupid and small issue.

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    I'm making a Part Cartoon, Part Anime Superhero show called Master Ky. The show is about the legendary Scepter Of Heroes Landing at Hometown Texas, only the chosen one can pick it up, A boy named Kyzer Picks it up with no effort at all. As he gains new powers every day, he gains new friends and new enemies... Here is the plot: Name of the show: Master Ky Amount of characters:13 (More will be ...

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    I would like to hire a freelancer to finish my website. Its a really small project. The resources, text etc. is finished. The basic site is in a good shape. I think its around 2 hour work. I tried to specify every task what I need. On the entire website: - Set fix sizes (mobile + desktop) - Do some small animations (fade) - Make the website source professional - Make the website source ...

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    Warning: Don't dare to apply without reading the complete project details. If you tired to waste my time, you will hear a lot of bad abusing words from me. Kindly Visit: [log ind for at se URL] This is my own website and I want to promote this on Facebook & Instagram and wherever possible. My only aim is to generate sales on my website through any possible way. I have come across many stu...

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    I have a list of new articles that need to be written for my blog. The blog is about finance and breaking down hard to understand concepts into "Stupid Easy to Understand" ideas. Important: Please be able to communicate with excellent English. This means you can type and write sentences without grammatical, spelling or punctual errors and hold a conversation. If I notice issues with t...

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    Hi dreams3ds, I'm looking for an estimate on a model of an interior of an 09 silverado 1500 crew cab (4door). It doesn't have too be amazing, I just need something too work off of to mock-up a center console and sub woffer boxes which I may do some rough sketch work on and get you too help on that too but we will figure that part out later. Some quick disclaimers, Ive made a doughnut ...

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    We need a job doing FAST. Imagine a supermarket shelving unit, an end unit, we want a unit created that has a centre section and two end sections which are outward facing, I have attached a jpg with notes and also an AI file with the notes which should be used as the basis of your work. All we need at this stage is a white stand, no design, we will apply that in a later project, but we need a la...

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    Jet ski art pic Udløbet left

    I want someone to take a pic of a jetski and these people faces and make it a funny picture. Something like the jetski riding a wave and their faces over top like they are looking down on it. The jetski was recently stolen and we got it back with a drone and police boats. Some adding those in someone to commemorate the event. Also I have the picture of the guy who stole it so maybe put him behind...

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    I am Daniel Harry, author of The Jesus Ring, Shadow, and Ramblings of an Old Poot. I am looking for the opening to be a young girl (the book says she is sixteen) standing under a mall parking lot light by the light post, texting a message. Her car is parked in front of her by the light pole. She should be standing outside the closed car door finishing the text. As she pushes SEND a black shiny cow...

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    My name is Richard Braun, I was fortunate to work for 30 years as a professional stand-up comedian. I Owned two comedy clubs and produced thousands of successful entertaining shows. I told my stupid jokes all over the world, on any stage I could find, I published three books, topping it off I wrote a funny musical comedy “A Life of Dirty Jokes and Whiskey the Musical” that played dai...

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    Trophy icon Design Logo Udløbet left

    "project reno" want a logo design. We do Home renovation projects, remodelling. Please follow the listed guidelines Modern font No icons All lower case Use grey plus an earth colour, either earth red, earth green or earth orange. but only 1 other colour thn grey looking for simple, do not over wrok, do not use stupid playful fonts, we want a proffessional finish

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    Hey Eugene Freelancer is really stupid. I just closed the project and they didn't allow me to talk to you anymore....

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    We're interested in fixing a problem for an associate. He overstayed 5 days in Ukraine on 90 visa. At the airport he was fined 1700 uah and allowed to depart without paying. He tried to pay at the airport but the bank blocked transaction as "suspicious" (lots of fraud in Ukraine). So after a week of searching we finally found someone we could send money reasonably competent so he c...

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    The goal is to have a mobile app with manageable content from online control panel. It should be a personal blog with video, links, and text content in categories. Need to have the ability to share on social networks and among app users. A shop with personal items should be available, sending inquiries to the backend. Need to implement card processing, IAP, subscription via apple, and google ser...

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    Hello there, I am looking for one single, honest, hard working developer with solid knowledge of wordpress expertise. If you are from India or Pakistan, I would prefer not to work with you as I find most of you are like monkeys and don't look for long term steady works. Need the followings: 1. Sign up page for [log ind for at se URL] must be similar to Amazon 2. Fix the error pages as you ...

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    Trophy icon Company logo - 30/06/2020 06:28 EDT Udløbet left

    I need a logo for an interactive learning online courses website used by academic at university level. The name will be [log ind for at se URL] I need a logo that integrates the keywords: - Interactive - Education - Academic level (professors, lecturers) - and Blocks which represents the content. The logo must be simple but smart and not use any hats or books or stupid stock creatives that you...

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    Build a website Udløbet left

    I need a professional website developer to build a perfect and stunning website for me. The developer must know HTML, Javascript, PHP, CSS, Jquery, SQL, MySql, WordPress, HTML5, HTTP very well. The developer must also have knowledge of .Net. I am mentioning these so that you don't surprise me stupid questions and informing that you don't know much. For this project, I need the homepage o...

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