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    I am wanting to build this as a joke label for some friends so this is not something that has to be perfect or expensive. I want the label to have a mountain backdrop with a Rams head as the main logo. The name of the company will be "Ram Horns Brewing Co." and the beer name will be " Lead-Step Belgian White" the size restrictions are in the photo attached

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    I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write a 10000 words <Try Not To Laugh Challange Easter Joke Book for kids> with attached simple illustration inside. NOTE: WITH ATTACHED ILLUSTRATION Jokes need to be high quality and the humour there in is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. Full payment upon completion 14 days upon project acceptance

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    ...international companies with results. A Must Have A flair. A personality. A wow factor. We want the best you, that is inside. We want you to light up our day with a smile, a joke - we want the human element. We want you to have conversations with clients, give them a 10/10 experience. We want you to have fun. We want you to respect our team, our culture

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    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    Graphic Designer Udløbet left

    I need some help putting together a design. It's an inside joke in my friend group that I want to put on a T-Shirt. This is not a huge merchandising project and I will in no way profit from this. The basic design goes as follows: The core of the design Is a Purple Cube(1). See the attached images. The part I need help with is to stylize and throw a

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    making a profile picture for my online name which is Benghis Chungo. which is a joke between me and my friends and is a mix of Genghis Khan and the Big Chungus Meme. wanted a cartoon style picture of Big Chungus (the fat Rabbit) with Defining features of Genghis Khan e.x (Mustache and Beard and possibly helmet) also wanted the picture close to the face

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    Make a Logo Udløbet left

    ...that is recognizable and gives off an impression of quality. We want a simple design as the rest of the brand is different and we don't want the entire brand to be seen as a joke. The brand should come across as quirky, premium and relatable. The logo will be on packaging with illustrated characters and old style writing. Our core values are Individuality

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    ...that the designs will be based: - The main character Michael Scott has very difficult relationships with Toby, an HR-director of his company. At some point he tries to make a joke that goes like this: "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin- Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice" [log ind for at se URL] -

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    I need cheap VO artist if your rate is more than 70INR/min then plz do not bid it is a good oppertunity for new comers plz check the channel called "Make joke of" I need you to talk in that accent plz ad any sample if you have

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    Database Help Udløbet left

    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    I need voice over artist u should b e able to do the voice over in merathiya accent (Like make joke of ) I need cheap voice over artist i will give some part of earning and not more than 50INR/min for video if you rate is higher plz do not bother

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    Greetings to all. I am looking for someone to design a laptop motherboard based on my instructions. I will give you concept and system requirements and I require gerber ...are sold, 200k usd after 6000 units are sold and it goes up from there. The goal is 1 million units in 1 year. The bonus will get as high as $33,333,333.00 usd. This is not a joke.

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    We are one of the social marketing company. We need a person can provide us latest e-sport related content, results, video, joke, poll & more.

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    Build a website Udløbet left

    Hello all Freelancer Team i want to a joke funny website some Ref. this.. [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] Please share me time and cost

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    i want a website for joke and funny website url: [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] please see all page both website and tell me time and cost

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    ...Do you architecture, organize, and make your CSS code reusable? If you answered with 'Yes' to most (we can forgive past sins with the Dreamweaver when you "were young and needed the money"), we might be a good match. You will be working directly with the founder (idea originator) - Product Architect and UX strategist to bring UI and interactions to

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    ...really need someone that can take the creativity to the next level. Our Guarantees are as follows #1 "The Airborne Difference" (this represents all 6 guarantees) Logo Needed that reprThe Airborne Difesents all of the below guarantees. (We would like this logo to look like an official badge possibly with pilots wings) All of the following are unique

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    ...to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won't be able to refute the evidence. Feel free to be comedic and over-the-top: this is only meant to be a joke, after all. However, an approach of seriousness may also be quite humorous since the context is already a funny context. I would like the bidder to be a fan of My Little Pony

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    i'd like very joke. if you can't have joke with me, DONT APPLY! Need a talented designer to create a lead generation landing page on a Episerver website. Similar to this: [log ind for at se URL]

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    ...[log ind for at se URL] Such specimen is too skinny and rather ugly, even scary. Since this will be used in an elaborate joke, it needs to have a funny look. https://www.freelancer.com/projects/animation/Scene-Depicting-Dog-Leash-Man/?w=f#/details Your goal is to convert that model in something as

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    Schaumburg Tshirt Udløbet left

    I am looking to get tshirts made for a work trip. We have this ongoing joke how Schaumburg(where our office is) is only made up of chain restaurants. I wanted to get a cartoon image made (and eventually put on a t shirt)representing a handful of chain restaurants in schaumburg similar to the attached image.

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    ...resolution version of this available. I'm looking for someone to recreate this at a higher resolution. I'm not looking for a pixel perfect recreation just something that gets the joke across and is similar in style to the original - corner cutting is allowed. My very limited ImageJ measuring puts it at around 20x26 inches but I'm not the expert. Ideally

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    We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.

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    ...also have knowledge of SEO, Keyword research, density, dumping and how search engine algorithms work. I do not need any jokers please cause I will not look at your bids if you joke around. To make sure that you are serious please start with the words I am an expert in content writing... The potential candidate must prove beyond reasonable doubts that he

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    Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medie...illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!

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    ...jewelry & restoration Watches (both Men & Women) Child care (Day Care) Inspirational & motivational quotes Funny RSS Feeds 1. youtube videos & channels 2. pinterest jokes 3. joke of the day We know that this is not a difficult job. we figure someone who is doing social media regularly has knowledge of such rss feed. please write "PURPLE MUSHROOM" in

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    As a joke Christmas present for a friend I'd like an illustration of my friend as a superhero cartoon character in the style of ''Anpanman"(!) However, rather than being made of bread the character should have skewers of Chicken Satay for arms and legs (I know, it's weird). A picture of my friend is attached, he should be wearing this outfit, with

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    Looking for someone to make runescape models do fortnite dances. Not a joke. Orange justice, blocboy, default dance. Not trying to lowball anyone, price and be discussed

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    This is a simple project. All you need to do...my wordpress site: [log ind for at se URL] There are 67 categories, found on the left side. Each joke is an article. No need to add images. You must copy the title, the joke, place it in the right category and add at least 4 tags. You'll take the tags from the title of the joke. There are about 6700 jokes / articles.

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    Am good in writing joke and scripts writing

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    Create a logo Udløbet left

    Hello, I need help to create a logo for a community group. It's reference is that of a sorority/fraternity (inside joke). I've mocked up the design direction I'd like to go with.

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    photoshop pictures Udløbet left

    Im doing a Christmas present for a friend. He has a really old dog that we always joke has been apart of historical events. Im looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of the dog into around 20 photos.

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    Trophy icon English Blog Udløbet left

    ...from medical part as skin damages either from the beauty side of it is really watch out where u will proceed for a certain procedure cos as we all know that tattoo is not a joke , u can have diseases from this procedures and u can have scars from side of beauty Choosing the right person is a must before offering ur face to anyone! Instead , choose

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    HOJO-ASBESTY Udløbet left

    Very basic. I have two raster images as referen...have them converted or re-created in Ai as vector-based art with some custom text so that they can be printed on a t-shirt as a gift. These are for personal use as an inside joke. These are both Asbestos warning signs (attached). This is a quick job. The font appears to be part of the Franklin family.

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    Trophy icon Custom Game of Thrones style Sigil! Udløbet left

    ...Details: ->The polar bear sigil described above should be used in the middle ->The house name should be "HOUSE TOBAL" ->The house motto should be "BRING ME PIE" (this is an inside joke) What I Need: ->A file with just the sigil in vector*, .psd and .jpeg (very high quality) format ->A file with the poster in vector*, .psd and jpeg (very high quality) ...

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    ...Duration of briefing should be between 15-30mins (exclude demo). - Every slides should include a script for the presenter (me). Bonus to have make it fun and include a bit of joke... i will try to read it word for word.... Content should focus on: 1) Quick intro to Cyber Security - Cyber threat landscape, wars are shifting towards cyber (eg. reason

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    I need video which is funny you can use 3d or 2d animation to create a short video. I want it to include a clean joke like advertising for a store saying all the negative things about the store like buy one get one less offer, think about the store before yourself or an airline which says we have 0 percent success rate. Ride us and never come back

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 13. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 14. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 13. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 14. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    Trophy icon I need some Graphic Design Udløbet left

    I need some artwork d...(standard font set). I have the logos that need to go on the design already made. Examples of such back patches can be found online easily. The second patch design is kind of a joke design for a team member of mine in brazilian jiu jitsu. Basically I want a design of a squirrel in a kimono with "Squirrel BJJ" on the design.

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    video making Udløbet left

    i want create joke video for my app

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    Edit Couple Of EAs Udløbet left

    1st EA: What needs to be done: (1) Check if the functionality of look at bull's lows only and look at bear's high only is...plus if a freelancer is capable of communicating VOIP on freelance's website or any free voice apps such as Skype,faceebok, gmail, or whatsapp. "I'm broke and it aint no joke," with only $60 as a budget for this project.

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    Trophy icon Build a logo Udløbet left

    I need a logo for an annual camping trip that me and my buddies go on every year. As a joke, we loosely refer to ourselves as "The Firm" and the annual camping trip as "The Offsite". This year, the trip is to Asulkan Hut. Attached are two very amateur logos I made using Squarespace software ****** Update: I would like a Sasquatch featured, wearing

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    that's not a joke. i'm a newcomer to python programming and need help structuring it for my project. the script works fine, but the execution of the programming structure is weak. the task is to insert classes and functions and to implement common software development standards. The goal is to simplify the further development for future projects

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    Trophy icon logo for snowmobile club Udløbet left

    Im in search of a logo for our parody snowmobile club. Our club is...logo I would like Meadow Mulisha and Steamboat springs, Co above and below or around the logo . I would like a image of a snowmobile making a turn in a meadow. This is a fun joke club so I would like the logo to be a bit cheesy. colors im thinking just black and white for the image .

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    Trophy icon A simple GIF image Udløbet left

    What is needed is an animated GIF showing a female figure of "Death" in a red cloth. The figure is "moving" (i.e. levitating)and cutting off (male human) heads with a scythe. The overall color theme is red - red cloth, straight red hair. The straight red hair should be covering half of "Death's" face and should reach about 10 centimeters (if real-height...

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    ...people who are going to "try it out". No dabblers allowed here. You must be open to getting trained on exactly how our systems and processes work. MUST like having fun and can joke and laugh with the business owers To begin, you must be willing to put a minimum of two hours a day (most work at least 5 hours a day) in on every single weekday. This is a

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    ...Special instructions: This article is mostly a: "did you know?" piece which is focusing on: “Who is SNAT and the SPPF”. Standard paragraph format with no special markings needed. Must be original content written in first (or even third) person about the "SPPF: Syndicat des Perceurs Professionnels Français" and the: "SNAT" - [log ind for...

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