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I am in need of an experienced DJ or music producer to creat...genre. Key Deliverables: - A seamless, high-quality mix of the following Michael Jackson songs: Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Working Day n Night, Smooth Criminal, Dangerous (notably the sound effects) and Wanna Be Starting Something. - Incorporate intricate transitions and radio play elements to the mix. Maximum of 3 minutes long Ideal candidate skills: - Previous experience in creating mixes for dance items - Strong knowledge of pop music and dance choreography - An understanding of Michael Jackson's style - Masterful mixing ability Please provide a brief outline of your experience and share links to your previous mixes if available. I'm looking forward to hearing your creative approach to this Michael ...

...Theme is Michael Jackson Thriller ( just to avoid using Michael Jackson face, so use like silhouette or side of face or bad is good). The good is just put it in a boxing ring and make the text like the work "THRILLER" show in example of images. Please make is entertaining for boxing and very sophisticated. This is more of announcing event, without full details. Information must have on the flyer: Galveston Battle of the Badges ( and the logo) Boxing ring with possible fighters with head gear Michael jackson with thriller zombies Make it pop and use the theme, use the thriller txt. (Date) November 2024 Please get creative and use elegance and vivacious quality like vegas style. Attached give you style fo boxing flyer I'm looking for. And there are e...

I am looking to have information from a website copied and pasted into a Word document, specifically targeting curriculum elements. The end purpose of this proje...Thinking Inquiring (insert the extra information here from link) Develop questions Intercultural Understanding Reflecting on culture and cultural diversity (insert the extra information here from link) Explore the influence of cultures on interactions learning to use language according to the relationship between people; for example, between a parent and a child, a teacher and a student, siblings or friends, shopkeepers and customers Intercultural Understanding Engaging with cultural and linguistic diversity (insert the extra information here from link) Communicate responsively (insert the extra information here ...

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...first year, it repeatedly returned to #1 in several categories. It’s in all formats: eBook, paperback, hardcover, and audiobook. (I’m exclusively on Amazon and my book has always been in Kindle Unlimited.) Now sales are slow – only one or two copies a day – and Amazon and Audible royalties combined are down to $400 to $500 per month. I've been doing Amazon ads from the start, based on the books by Janet Margot and RIcardo Fayet, but haven’t updated my targets in the last few months. My top priority is to make my Amazon ads effective again, and after that am also open to exploring other cost-effective advertising and promotion strategies. This book is evergreen and is central to my business success, so I need to achieve strong sales. I would need...

I require a skilled writer with experience in crafting comparison essays. The focus of this project will be on analyzing and contrasting two specific books. Key responsibilities for this role: - Conducting in-depth research on the given books "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson and "The Found Boat" by Alice Munro. - Drafting a structured 6-7 page comparison essay with an engaging introduction with a thesis statement, informative body, and compelling conclusion Skills and experience: - Strong writing skills, with a knack for comparative analysis - Proven experience in essay writing - Demonstrated ability to interpret and analyze literary works - In your application, highlight your experience with similar projects Please note, the books to be compared will be pro...

I require the expertise of a talented individual skilled in Adobe Photoshop and proficient in rotoscoping. I possess a high-definition video showcasing a Thriller choreography by Michael Jackson, from which a rotoscope of a single main character is needed. The expected output is a clear, 10-second rotoscope encapsulating the main character's movements in detail. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: - Experience with Adobe Photoshop - Expertise in rotoscoping - A keen eye for detail when isolating characters. - Ability to interpret and enhance motion in footage - Familiarity with choreography videos or music videos could be a plus. Your responsibility will be to create a visually engaging rotoscope that precisely tracks and animates the single main character....

...significant progress. I'm looking for an expert investigator ideally with experience in tracing family histories, genealogy, or a related field, and must have access and understanding of Bulgarian records. Key details about my biological mother include: - Her name (will be disclosed after hiring) - Her date of birth - Her Bulgarian Social Security number I'm uncertain about potentially existing siblings, hence a comprehensive search should include any such derivable family ties. Your investigation should be able to either confirm or refute such possibilities. Key requirements for success in this task include: - Proven experience in similar investigative work or genealogy research - Access to relevant Bulgarian databases or records - High standard of ethics and conf...

...cartoon characters in an animated style. For this project, the emphasis is on interactivity. You will be designing and drawing the front of a cereal box. I already know how I would like the cereal box to look. Cereal is called auntie Janet’s breakfast tarts. auntie Janet will look like everyone’s favourite auntie middle age and plus size. The image in my head will have auntie Janet’s at the front of the cereal box in a kitchen and she will have a tray of tarts fresh out the oven and a bowl of milk with some jam tarts in. Janet needs to look friendly and loveable. The box needs to be colourful but not to crazy. This cereal is an age range of 5-10 year olds. The tarts will be strawberry, try not to make the pastry look like dough pastry as it will be ma...

I am after an adept illustrator with an eye for details capable of drawing a simple outline of a specific lake. The result should be: - A simple, clean design of a lake outline. - An absence of features ...of a specific lake. The result should be: - A simple, clean design of a lake outline. - An absence of features such as docks, islands, or surrounding landscape. - Scalable size, allowing me to adapt it to fit the desired area for my tattoo and other uses like printing a couple shirts for family members. This will serve as a reference for my tattoo artist. I grew up on this lake along with my siblings, so I need an artist who can capture the essence and shape of this area, even though the design is simple. Prior experience in creating designs for tattoos would be ideal, but not ...

I am in need of an experienced Photoshop expert who can insert a third grandkid into a photo of two siblings, in a manner that looks realistic. Key requirements include: - Adding the third child, who should appear in a standing pose. - The editing style must be realistic - not artistic or black and white. The aim is to make it appear as if all three children were originally in the same photo. - I already have the photo of the two grandkids together. The picture of the third will be provided. Ideal candidates will have a strong portfolio in realistic photo manipulation. Quick turnaround time would also be appreciated, as it's a present for their grandparents. The final photo should seem completely natural, balancing the light, shadows and other aspects according to the surrou...

I need a licensed Architect, ideally familiar with home designs and who can work on Jackson county, Missouri building codes. Here's what is required: - Carry out an architectural redraw of a 2200 SF floor plan - Ensure all changes adhere to local building regulations - No modifications to be made to the current blueprint as I haven't specified any changes - Work with the original blueprint that I will provide - The project is for a residential property Expertise in AutoCAD or similar software is a requirement. A history of successful residential projects and experience working within Jackson County will be a distinct advantage.

I'm seeking a skilled graphic designer copy this same shape stamp replace center logo with Jackson or J I want to see how 1 look with Jackson and how 1 look with J and write the exact words that printed on the stamp just like they have it. Basically duplicate it but make it better

We are looking for a turnkey WordPress solution for a large, generational family blog or website. This website/blog should allow a large multi-generational family to decide who in their family has login privileges. Each branch of the family tree would be allowed to upload family-related pictures and create/post memorable stories about their children, siblings, parents, grandparents, and family friends. There should be a calendar of both one-time events and perpetual events (births, deaths, etc.). Email and/or SMS messaging of events is an important aspect of this site. By turnkey, we mean you will be expected to locate perhaps as many as 10 WordPress templates for me to choose from that have the elements already built into the theme or at least, have a simple plug-in option. ...

...from the first-person perspective of one of the siblings, offering a deeply personal and engaging narrative. **Key Project Requirements:** - **Writing Style:** The story should be written in an engaging, adventurous tone, suitable for children in the specified age group. Imagination and creativity in describing the island and the adventures are crucial. - **Perspective:** The narrative should be from the first-person perspective of either the brother or sister, focusing on their observations, feelings, and experiences as they explore the island. - **Themes:** While the primary genre is adventure, incorporating light elements of fantasy is encouraged to enrich the story. Themes of bravery, curiosity, and the bond between siblings should be woven throughout the...

Assistance needed in converting four specific songs on YouTube to MP3 format for use in a video on my MacBook. Key requirements: - Files need to be of highest possible quality. - Prior experience with audio conversion and understandi...needed in converting four specific songs on YouTube to MP3 format for use in a video on my MacBook. Key requirements: - Files need to be of highest possible quality. - Prior experience with audio conversion and understanding of formats is a must. - Software you will use for conversion needs to be compatible with macOS. - Ensure respect for copyright and compliance considerations. Songs: 1. Janet Jackson: Together again. 2. James Blunt: You are beautiful (beginning) 3. Nora Jones: Come away with me 4. Michael Buble: Everything (endin...

...a biography written that focuses primarily on my wife’s life experiences, which, considering my personal stable upbringing, are nothing short of extraordinary and unbelievable. The biography’s tone should capture the essence of these experiences in a way that is both engaging and captivating to the reader. While my background may seem traditionally stable, her events and experiencesshe and her siblings have gone through set a stark contrast, painting a vivid picture of resilience, unexpected turns, and a life lived outside the ordinary. **Key Aspects to Include:** - Comprehensive coverage of significant life experiences - An engaging, captivating narrative style - Detailed exploration of contrasting life before and after pivotal events **Ideal Skills and Expe...

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I have written a new adventure-filled historical fiction novel exploring the stories of Daniel Boone and Joseph Jackson, adopted by the Shawnee Indians. I'm in search of an agent who could help me navigate the publishing landscape and potentially adapt the book into a physical copy, a television series, or even a movie. - Ideal Skills: 1. Publishing industry experience 2. Television and movie industry connections 3. Knowledge of historical fiction genre, especially adventure The ideal agent would not only have solid connections in the publishing industry, but also familiarity with television and movie production. Experience with historical fiction, particularly those with an adventure theme, would be highly beneficial. My desired target audience is all ages, so it&#...

...editable source files and fonts. Thank you Team Jackson Sells Real Estate Realtor/Broker with over 22 years of experience. I am here to assist you with all your real estate needs and goals. Real Estate Made Easy! Buy, Sell, Invest, Relocate, Trust and Probate Sales Sellers Successfully marketing and selling a home requires a high degree of expertise, experience, and energy. I will guide you through the entire process. Buyers Whether you are moving up or downsizing, I can help you navigate through the process of finding a home that fits your current situation most cost-effectively and painlessly. Give me 30 minutes of your time to show you the first step in the right direction! FREE MARKET ANALYSIS Steve Jackson, Broker/Owner Team Jackson Real Estate 2...

My mother was a handy writer. She has hundreds of pages of writing about her life, her family, her story. She recently passed away before compiling all her writings into one large story / biography. I’m looking for someone to bring all these writings together and create a clean book for our family and my mothers siblings.

SEND ME YOUR IDEAS I was hoping to pick someone's cre...looking to do. ((SEE ATTACHED INSPO BOARD)) I have an inspiration board, and I'm shopping to find someone who can create a beautiful huge art piece. I'm looking for 30x30 at a minimum or 35x35 or 40x40 would be ideal. Like LARGE. with TONS of words. I want it in the actual handwriting of the picture attached. I want a piece that is SUPER high quality. It is my late father's letter to me and my siblings, and I love the message and would love it to be a work of art. I'd love your creative ideas! I have attached my inspiration board for the project, and you can see the note starting with "each of you" and I would like his signature at the bottom too. Thoughts?? :) - Sarah Wills (If it helps, the ...

I am looking for a skilled writer who can produce articles in a journalistic style. The articles should be 500-1000 words long and cover specific industry news. I don't care if you use ChatGPT, but make sure the writing doesn't so...images sourced/recommended:

...honor the lasting and loving family my grandparents built. My mother is the oldest of 4 siblings - Linda, Pat, Mike and Becky. They are a loving, kind and faithful (Southern Baptist) family who are descended from a similarly faithful and loving couple, Edna and Elmer Hill. The exact content has not yet been defined but the ideal candidate should be adaptable, allowing for a range of content including annotated photos, family timeline and history documentation, be friendly and creative in interviews, and eager to help create a meaningful family keepsake that is meaningful to current and future generations. One idea I have is to start with interviews of the core family members of my mother and her siblings, then build the content out with bi-weekly follow up questions...

Hi Jackson M.I've a ready manuscript. I need your help to editing and write some information by using my instraction.

...We are seeking an experienced developer to create a repository for storing JSON files, generated using Spring Data Rest, and export them directly to the local file system. The project involves customizing CrudRepository and JPA to enable CRUD operations directly from this JSON store. Required Skills: - Experience with Spring Boot and Spring Data Rest - Knowledge in handling JSON data (Using Jackson) - Understanding of Repository patterns and JPA customization Deliverables: - A fully functional local Json repository created using Spring Data Rest. - A complete Maven project including hierarchical Entity examples as a sample. - Customized(Moduled) new CrudRepository and JPA for CRUD operations on the local JSON data. - Comprehensive documentation detailing setup, functionality,...

Looking for a 2D animator for a personal project. The purpose of the animation is to bring my siblings gift to life. For the last ten years, we have created christmas photos for my mom for christmas. This year, we would like to give her a 3-5 min short film that captures all of our previous years photos. We have a general outline and script written. We are also okay with filming scenes and animating in components that we cannot replicate, this would probably be ideal. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in 2D animation - Creative and able to bring ideas to life - Experience in scriptwriting or storyboarding would be a plus but not necessary

I need about 12 different about the elements of narrative for the plot setting and conflict of each of these short stories: 1. A Rose for Emily, by faulkner 2. To Build A Fire by Jack London 3. Araby,” James Joyce 4. The Cask of Amontillado by Poe 5.A Clean, Well-Lighted Place by Hemingway 6. The Lottery, by Jackson 7. The Swimmer by Cheever 8. “A Good Man is Hard to Find by O’ Connor 9. Everyday Use by Walker 10. Greasy Lake by Boyle by Carver 12. The Things They Carried by O’Brien

I am looking for a web developer to create a website my project details plz visit my website page link

I want to be able to take a text string such as: "My name is Andrew Jackson and I am a website developer." Press a button and spin the text so its dynamic. "My {name,alias} is {Andrew Jackson,George Washington,Thomas Edison} and I am a {website developer, web designer, database programmer}. I am looking for a programmer that has built an article spinner in the past. I am looking for a data source to use to spin the context. Do not bid on creating the software. I must be 100% satisfied with the data provided to me. If it does not have almost every word in a thesaurus do not bother bidding. if you are an autobidder, do not bother bidding. Type #spinArticleGuru in your bid so I know you have read this description. In addition, in your bid, tell me whether...

Rural substance abuse in young adults: What contributes to disproportionately high levels of substance use and low rates of healthcare utilization in rural adolescents, and what are effective interventions to combat these disparities?" This is what the teacher said on the last review: Intro: GWF? Is this a citation. It needs...that organization and focus on those two subheads instead. Discussion: You should talk about the interventions that were most successful here and point out why they worked based off of the identified contributing factors. References: Put on a separate page. Use same font as the rest of the paper. Fix spacing. I have attached mine that you should try and rework label Peer Review Session 3-Jackson Henderson I will also attach a sample of what one sh...

A loving, depiction of myself, the love of my life (Ashley) her daughter Chloe, our love of God and her love of our current bird as well as the love she has for the loss of her wonderful dog Jackson who passed away recently, she is a beautiful woman and mother and I want something that is more real, like a cartoon but more verging towards real, also please flatter her, in an honest light Chloe her daughter also loves being a princess I hope it can be fun and loving and come together in a beautiful moment that ties us together

My project involves the services of KIM JACKSON, a BENCH SALES MARKETER. My goal is to have her help with the placement of a .NET Developer. I need the project completed within a month. As a BENCH SALES MARKETER, KIM JACKSON's expertise and skills are invaluable for me to fulfill my goal. She will be able to use her knowledge and experience to successfully place the .NET Developer. KIM JACKSON also possesses an in-depth understanding of the various technologies associated with Web development and graphic design that are necessary to achieve my goal. KIM JACKSON will also be sharing her insights and ideas regarding content writing to ensure that the project is completed effectively and efficiently. Her knowledge and expertise make her the ideal candidate to help me...

... About the database, it will contain for example: - products - webshops - three levels of product categories - search for products and categories - users - user reviews (of products) - user notifications - product reviews (by for example a magazine) - delivery alternatives - payment alterantives - brands table - price history - images - videos - siblings products - recommended products - suggested products ++ Please have a look at the dbdiagram.io-table and json What needs to be searchable/indexed (result = a list of products): - Product names and description - Categories (use case: show all products within a category) - Brand names Filtering on different settings/attributes must also be quick, for example if I just want products within a price

I am starting a pet foundation to help families provide medical care to their furry friends. I am starting this foundation in my late yorkie's name who I lost to heart failure. Jackson was a 13 year old yorkie that was fortunate enough to have a family able to pay his medical expenses for 3 1/2 years. It was the only thing that kept him alive and helped make him comfortable to enjoy the remaining years of his life. Many families are faced with this dilemma who are not able to provide expensive medical care and we want to help with this. I need a logo.

*please submit at least 1 minute* Music changes: (no voice) to fit 2 singers, Male and female . transitions but quick between them. tiny bit of Christmas hint. 4.a bit of raining With sudden Timed Big Thunders. 5. Readjust length to under 3:30 Requirements: - Experience in creati...a bit of raining With sudden Timed Big Thunders. 5. Readjust length to under 3:30 Requirements: - Experience in creating cover songs in the pop genre - Ability to capture the essence of the original song while adding your own unique touch - Strong vocal and instrumental skills - Ability to deliver a high-quality recording Specifics: - The cover song will be based on "smooth criminal" Michael Jackson ./ - Feel free to provide any additional information or ideas you have for this project.

I AM LOOKING FOR A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER TO PREPARE A BASIC ELECTRONIC SPREADSHEET AND TO HOUSE THE ACCOMPANYING MANUAL (SMALL) . THE MANUAL IS ALREADY PUBLISHED. The SPREADSHEET IS BASED ON THE IRS HOUSING ALLOWANCE FOR CLERGY AND I JUST NEED A BASIC ELECTRONIC SPREADSHEET THAT WILL COLLECT AND TOTAL FINANCIAL ENTRIES TO ARRIVE AT A TOTAL AMOUNT (WITH DATA FREQUENCY OPTIONS: W...AND TOTAL FINANCIAL ENTRIES TO ARRIVE AT A TOTAL AMOUNT (WITH DATA FREQUENCY OPTIONS: WKLY, BW, SEMIMO & MO) . THE ENTRIES WILL BE TRANSMITTED TO A SUMMARY REPORT (THE HOUSING ALLOWANCE RESOLUTION) FOR PRINTOUT. A PDF OF THE MANUAL SHOULD BE AVAILABLE ALSO ON THE CD AS WELL. MY WEBSITE IS WWW.THEPASTORSHOUSE.COM. MY BOOK IS ON AMAZON: THE PASTOR'S HOUSE, THE INVALUABLE HOUSING ALLOWANCE BY JANET...

I'm looking to commission a digital artist for a piece of art that combines both realistic and cartoonist styles. My budget for the commission is between $100 and $500. The goal is to create a unique piece of artwork that I can gift to my mother as it will be a sort of depiction of myself and my siblings through our childhood toys (4 including myself, all different kinds of puppies). I'm open to ideas and concepts from the artist. I was working with an artist previously however they took my money and never got back to me so I apologise in advance if I come off a but brisk or untrusting. If you're interested in creating artwork for me, please get in touch and let's discuss the project further. I'm excited to see what you can do!

I need a logo that will look good on a hat and t shirts. The company is called Cheddar Breaks. I'd like a circular logo, with a baseball player breaking a wheel of cheddar cheese over his knee. See attachment of Bo Jackson breaking bat over knee for inspiration. It's ok if the perspective is shoulders to knees, doesn't need to be a body shot. On the outside top of the circle Id like it to say Cheddar and the bottom outside Id like it to say Breaks. Id like the jersey color to be teal and cheese and writing yellow.

T-Shirt Design in Full Color on a BLACK T-Shirt - Email Delivery for final file Theme is Laboratory Science - professional - with a Warrior concept incorporating the main logo LSE and the four lower level logos, smaller in the design: Gold Bio, Jackson ImmunoResearch, SARSTEDT, and BPS and the year 2024. Skills and Experience: - Graphic design expertise - Proficiency in modern design styles - Strong understanding of color schemes and combinations - Experience in creating designs for T-shirts - Ability to deliver final design files via email

...letters contain. (All the originals are now conserved for perpetuity by The Library of Congress.) IDEAL CANDIDATE skills 1. Experience in writing / editing historical articles for professional and general audiences. 2. Interest in the history of the American Civil War and Slavery. 3. Detailed knowledge about the range of possible media that will welcome articles covered by the Thomas Jackson Collection. 4. Previous success in placing articles on historical topics in various media. Specific Type of Editing: - Reformatting articles to meet the needs of various media outlets Assistance with Placement: - Yes, I need help with placing the edited articles in various media outlets Timeline: - Start as soon as possible - Project will continue for many months ...

Hi David, I want to hire you again to work on the trailer for my client's short film. I've combined the different clips into one file for easy uploading. Here is the transition content below. Title: TWO BROTHERS Subtitle: "Take Two Different paths to Success" A Marlon Reid Short Film Production Starring: Multi-Award-Winning Actor TRAY CHANEY Gerald Moore, Amir Robinson, Marrisa Jackson, and more... Directed by Multi-Award-Winning Filmmaker KA ZARR COLEMAN

...Shpigler Group has worked closely with our organization to understand our operations, our needs, and our strategic direction. Their tailored approach to providing solutions has increased our confidence in projecting outcomes and bolstered our decision-making ability. The Shpigler Group is a force multiplier and is building a reputation among our management team as a trusted consultant.” -Patrick Jackson, Starr-Iva Water District “Our relationship with The Shpigler Group empowers our mid-sized utility to make educated, data driven decisions to expedite the accomplishment of our strategic initiatives. Utilities of our size could not have a more professional, efficient, and objective business consultant. Simply put, we move forward faster because of The Shpigler Gro...

I'm looking for a Freelancer to help me change the background of a photo. The background I want should be of nature (maybe fall trees or something). I'm not sure if I want the photo subject edited as well and I would like to choose from a few options. Experience with photo editing and background replacem...to help me change the background of a photo. The background I want should be of nature (maybe fall trees or something). I'm not sure if I want the photo subject edited as well and I would like to choose from a few options. Experience with photo editing and background replacement is a must. If you also have knowledge about nature backgrounds that will be a plus. Just looking for the photo of my siblings and I to look more professional for our mother. I have never don...

Hello, I'm Terry Jackson and I'm looking for someone to help me build a corporate website. I already have a detailed plan in mind for exactly how I want this website to look and function. Several key features will be included such as user authentication, subscription and payment processing, and several types of user-generated content. The website will also include custom visuals, animations, and intuitive design elements. I'm very particular when it comes to detail and I'm looking for a web developer who can effectively implement my plan while still being able to make creative suggestions. The developer must also have strong problem-solving skills and a deep understanding of web development. Any previous experience helping develop corporate websites is a defini...

... It broke my heart to read that note and realize how alone he felt and how unloved he felt (I am crying now remembering it). But it was the impetus I needed to change everything and concentrate my life on him. So I asked my boss if he would allow me to move to Ft Myers (we had vacationed there for a few summers and we all loved it) and work remotely – and he said YES! A month later Julian, Jackson (my oldest son), and Eddie (Jackson’s dog) left SC and never looked back! We moved down to Ft Myers and within a month we discovered a local Kava Bar (Kapua Kava) which was the key to Julian’s social life – as that place is like Cheers – where everyone knows your name. He found true friends, who LOVED him and appreciated him, some of whom have become ...

NOTE: IF YOU HAVE YOUR NATIVE GUJRATI PARTNER THEN ONLY APPLY FOR THIS PROJECT. Job Description: 1. Recording - Gujrat ( Gujrati) native people 2. Recording language: Gujrati 3. Recording environment: normal quiet environment 4. Recording method: 2 people in a group ( Friends, siblings, relative) , in different rooms/place , free conversation according to topic, each group record 4 topics (40 minuet each topic total 2 hours 40 minuet conversation ) 5. Recording equipment: mobile phone, each person needs 2 mobile phones, 1 for talking via ZOOM , 1 for recording Your own side voice ( use easy recording app) 6. payout - $ 20 each ( 40$ each group)

I’m looking for a freelancer to help me create a stand-up routine about my experiences of being a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting and having 5 Irish Catholic siblings. The tone I’m looking for is family lighthearted comedy so if any jokes or anecdotes included, they should have a positive and uplifting spin. Additionally, although I do have some ideas for the routine, I’m open to any suggestions from the freelancer. Lastly, the desired length is 10-20 minutes. If you think you can create something unique and funny that will make my audience laugh, please feel free to contact me. I a Professor, a LT Colonel, a Georga Coffee County Sherrif, a 36 time Fighting Champion, 7th Degree Black Belt in Isshinryu Karate, a brother of 4 Irish Catholics, a pub...