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    ...I need you to copy the template and content of [log ind for at se URL] from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need you to replace content and texts from [log ind for at se URL] with content and subpages from sjove-jokes.dk. In short, i need: 1. Copy site from [log ind for at se URL] to new webhotel (from [log ind for ...

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    Looking for a designer that can design a food packaging box,logos and designs that stand out from the rest.

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    ...Pavilhão Carlos Lopes, Lisboa Função: Montagem e desmontagem de um stand para evento a decorrer durante o dia 29 e 20 de janeiro. Montagem no dia anterior - 28 de janeiro pelas 10h00 Desmontagem às 19h00 do dia 30 de janeiro. Materiais para montar e posteriormente desmontar do stand: Televisão de 60' polgadas ao suporte. Roll-u/moldura...

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    M-Pop Stand graphics 2 dage left
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    Design graphics for our pop up stand. our website is [log ind for at se URL] The design must fit in with our look and feel. We are looking for a pop-art type design. We sell products to nail salons, like nail art, gel polish etc

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    Trophy icon Luxurious coffee shop pop up stand 2 dage left

    ...Coffer For Change is a social enterprise that donates 50% of its profits to humanitarian organizations to help them raise funds in hopes of a better tomorrow. Because we are a humanitarian products we don’t want our clients to think of us any less, that is why we want to give them a luxurious feel, experience when they are stepping input our pop up...

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    i want to jokes website some guidelines Ref. website Url: [log ind for at se URL] Please all tell me time and cost

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    Create a demostrative video like [log ind for at se URL] video like [log ind for at se URL] You must have to have that PCB stand (it's very popular ) and some pcb boards for demo Must not be exact one from link but similar without overlays with indications how to add text by myself

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    1) Realrted artcile should be 4 and then there will be pagination.. 2) An animated placeholder UI shows that content is loading. 3) Web Services should be Node JS

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    1) Realrted artcile should be 4 and then there will be pagination.. 2) An animated placeholder UI shows that content is loading. 3) Web Services should be Node JS

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    Need someone who is good with creating appropriate jokes and can engage readers. One who can understand British humor and can elaborate the same.

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    Modelado 3d Stand Udløbet left

    Modelado de stand en 3d entregando renders de varias vistas

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    ...I want to sell. The spreadsheet is quite large with numerous calculations, formulas, graphs and sheets. I want to convert this to a stand alone application, so the customer does not need excel installed on their computer. I also want to protect the document from unauthorised distribution with a hardware based activation code. I also need to be able

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    Hello. I need a hand drawn scheme for 2 objects from an adjustable pipe stand (pipe roll and base) each drawn in front end view, top view and side view. I can provide a scheme for the whole pipe stand. More info over chat!

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    Hello. I need a hand drawn scheme for 2 objects from an adjustable pipe stand (pipe roll and base) each drawn in front end view, top view and side view. I can provide a scheme for the whole pipe stand. More info over chat!

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    Chartered surveyor 20 years experience wishing to market primarily residential survey work Need the site to be unlike other dull sites of chartered surveyors and to stand out and simple to use whilst maintaining professional air and appeals to all ages and range of users. There are certain logos and wording to be incorporated as well as the produc...

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    3D Shops Stand Design,Shop Interior Design,Room Interior Design,& graphic designing,brochures,book,menu,flyer,Advertising banner,website banner,logo,packaging Designing & other

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    Trophy icon Clever T-Shirt Design Contest! Udløbet left

    I need a fresh design to print on a T-Shirt. You can either make a shirt with unique and creative designs or think of clever jokes, puns or mind teasers to put on the shirt. I uploaded sample shirts on which you can sneak a peek for additional inspirations or see how the shirt will turn out.

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    Hi there! I recently moved and unfortunately I'm not savvy enough to build some items from scratch. Please help! I need to assemble my couch, metal bedframe and my TV stand.

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    Hi there! I recently moved and unfortunately I'm not savvy enough to build some items from scratch. Please help! I need to assemble my couch, metal bedframe and my TV stand.

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    Want to make a tripod stand with 2 Degree of motion. It should not be too heavy as the weight of of lens is about 8 kilograms. Also need it in 15-20 working days.

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    i HAVE A PROJECT IN HAND FOR GULFOOD 2019. I NEED THE 3D RENDERS FOR THE EXHIBITION STAND. STAND SIZE IS 6M X 3M (2 SIDE OPEN). I NEED 2 OPTIONS IN DESIGN. LET ME KNOW THE COST

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    facebook page name change my facebook page name make jokes of to facefare

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    I am setting up a website on Lemon Stand platform. It is for a homemade dog food business and I want the user to create a profile for each of their dogs. The user should also be able to update this profile via logging into the account. Also allow the website admin to update any info. I need this complete ASAP to launch the website to p...

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    i need a matlab expert who can make a vehicle detection and classification algorithm through ip camera and then run the code on raspery pi as stand alone application. need algorithm only for rasperry pi details will be shared upon chat

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    Programmierer gesucht, der einfachere Probleme auf meinen Webshops löst- z.Bsp. wird SSL umgeleitet, so dass die Shops nicht mehr gut gelistet sind in Suchmaschinen. Oder ein Bild fehlt,, oder ein Warenkorb funktioniert nicht mehr optimal. Ein Shop ist in Wordpress, 2 andere mit eigenem alterem CMS.

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    we are looking for a californian registered structural engineer to review and approve an aluminum work stand to applicable California codes, including seismic report

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    We are looking for a graphic artists to take our idea for a dual stand for two Samsung tab a devices that we can give our internal people to input into our CAD program. The ultimate stand will be a clear acrylic. Must be creative and have examples of designing other products

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    Trophy icon Amai Cafe Banner Stand design x2 Udløbet left

    ...country and I want to have two banner stands on each side to let costumers in the shopping mall know about my cafe and what kind of coffee/drinks/sweets i'm serving them using anime characters. My main cafe is serving specialty coffee, mixed drinks, Japanese sandwiches and desserts. I would like to have famous anime characters dressed up as waiters and

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    Need to finalize this within 1day short-term project. Quality is what I am looking for. Its a stand for the electric vehicle charging station. This Vinyl poster will be printed and will put on that, whose material is stainless steel. Go through the files to know more.

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    ...attractive and easy to use. I need Jokes, Shayari, SMS, Status Videos tab. Home tab will show all contents with some logic. 2. You need to collect the data from that via - I can't give data nor api 3. Development has to be done for both back end and front end. I will add more contents via backend. This also include admin panel at backend for addin...

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    Here is a list of Apps, I need data - only Text of these apps. I need the data in excel format. It can't be collected manually, it is to be done with some php script, so only experts to please bid. SHAYARI [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL]

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    Robot capable of moving with a solar plate on it, 4 legs, wheels for locomotion and a mechanical arm to position a small photographic camera in the bottom of the plants.

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    We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shi...need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.

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    We need a display stand for our retail of rugs. The stand will have a TV screen of 32-40inch with 5 trays of colours and 35 samples of 30cm x 30cm.

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    We want to design, 3D modelling and render a stand for exhibition food in London. Our stand is 30 sq.mitrs. diminsions: 6x5. 3 sides open stand

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    We need someone able to design and develop four installable Magento themes that we will install by our own dev team in an existing Magento. We are looking for someone who is comfortable with the following technologies: - Git - Docker if you work in our dev setup, otherwise be able to set up your own Magento development environment (we prefer if

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    Trophy icon Exhibition Stand Udløbet left

    ...shisha tobacco company. We would like to have an exhibition booth designed for a tobacco trade fair in Dubai taking place on April 3rd and 4th 2019 . We are aiming to get artistic and cost effective designs. The space we reserved is 9x12 meters island (open from four sides) We would like to have a stand containing the following: 1. Reception

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    ...my Budget is 80$) i will give you hosting and domain for admin panel so first read then send me order if you can to in low budget then don"t send offer with this features 1. Refer & Earn 2. Offerwall 3. App Download And Earn 4 . Quiz 5. custom task 6. spin and earn 7. admob ads 8. admin panel to manage all featurs 9. user can withdraw points ( withdraw

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    Work involves posting unique jokes in various languages. The jokes need to be unique and not copied from anywhere else. Everyday 10 jokes for a month. More details will be sent on project start.

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    ...web server running on the esp8266 with three slide bars to control rgb led. Need it to adjust the web browser size and style if logged into from a mobile device. The http, css, javascript code must be passed from the esp8266 as a string to the browser to be rendered. Need the code to be able to be uploaded into the esp8266 via the Arduino IDE software

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    I m looking to test if there is interest in a new stand up comedy cafe in the city of Antwerp, Belgium. Therefor I would like to create a landing page with an old fashioned microphone in the middle with a promotional text. The text should contain a question to validate the idea of a Antwerp Comedy Cellar in Antwerp. People can leave there email if they

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    need to multiple have rss feeds for following industries and topics. these rss feed content will be used for facebook post. need to have 10 rss feeds and 2 youtube channels & 2 pinterest boards (which we can make it a feed) for each. . other stipulations is if it is a US based company i need to know what state that company has locations in Plumbing

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    Required for a media startup focusing on creating path-breaking, cutting edge content. Has to be comfortable with a start up environment.

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    I need a shopify Marketplace App converted to a lemon stand App Store App

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    I'm looking a 3d designer for a 3d models of a stand store. I need model stand to I add product... A empty 3d model like attachment. Plastic transparent material. A model that I can modify and add my product..I prefer in photoshop file..but that I can rotate 3d in rendering file..

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    Divided we stand Udløbet left

    ...English,as I am a gaelgoir from West Donegal.I have written another story but I am concentrating on this one for the moment.I need some advice on what route I should take to make a proper work out of what I have written.I have been advised to approach a ghostwriter with a view of going thru my work chapter by chapter. Can you let me know if you undertake

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    I need some graphic design.

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    ...is a platform for creative people to post jokes/memes and earn money depending on number of views. We would like to run a contest for best MEME of the week and we are looking for a Digital Marketing professional to promote this contest among MEME creators on Twitter and Facebook. The campaign should bring at least 50 participants for thi...

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    3m x 3m stand to be designed as the reference in 3 hours

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    snow beach Udløbet left

    funny and jokes and memes and comics

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