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    ...I need you to copy the template and content of [log ind for at se URL] from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need you to replace content and texts from [log ind for at se URL] with content and subpages from sjove-jokes.dk. In short, i need: 1. Copy site from [log ind for at se URL] to new webhotel (from [log ind for ...

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    ...surgeon living in Melbourne Australia, and I am looking for a virtual assistant. If you are the right person, you will posses the following qualities: 1. Live close to my time zone 2. Good attitude and up for a challenge 3. Able to handle admin tasks and are computer savvy 4. Like to make jokes and have a laugh :) Please send me a personalised...

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    We inherited a church bell and stand for king of Glor . Now we need a structural engineer to figure out what kind of base is needed to support it.

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    Design prototype QAD drawings with all the dimensions to be able to get a dual tablet stand designed. We have preliminary ideas of what we want but need a freelancer that has design a plastic molded product from scratch all the way to the development and understands the entire process.

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    ...am looking for a developer with raspberry pi experience to help with a simple project. We need to build a raspberry pi based device. The device should boot with no indication of being a raspberry pi (on the display). Once it is completely booted it should automatically launch an HTML web page and display it. The user should not be able to exit the browser

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    Trophy icon Cardboard Display Stand Design 1 dag left

    ...and we're currently working with a distributor to launch our products in retail stores. We are in need of a professional vector design for a cardboard display stand which will be visible in big box stores and other types of establishments. The final design should look clean, modern and attractive in order to capture the consumer's attention and give off

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    3D render Exhibition Stand 1 dag left
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    I have an existing layout for exhibition stand that I’m looking to have updated with new rendering to a higher quality look and colour shading

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    Design para cartaz de espectaculo de stand Up

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    ...we retrieve diamond certs. The URL used to return the content type of 'application/pdf', and then we'd open the URL, load in all the bytes, and save the input stream to a PDF file on the local file system. Now, I'm seeing the content type as 'application/json' ... and do not know how to open the stream to extract the PDF file. ...

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    Necesito un modelo 3D de algo.

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    ...want to do the music aswell then im open to the idea if theres a valid reason for it. (can'y imagine why this would come up, but you never know) the vocals WILL have to match up with the instrumental/karaoke version of wheres the love though. the song is about my mate stubz off of twitch and our group of friends, the rap is full of in jokes...

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    ...friend and I are setting up an outdoors recreational clothing company, (hunting, kayaking, fishing, etc...) with some examples including jokes or some way to show off how outdoorsy one is. The company name is Odyssey or as you may know it as, a long journey. Our quote is "A Journey With No End". We hope somebody could make a logo for us. Logo Must H...

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    ... Feel free to start from scratch. "Note from creator: Why not squeeze every bit of fun out of time spent with family and friends. Why not fill every backyard bbq, birthday party, family reunion, and neighborhood block party with outdoor active games. Why not let grandma, dad, and daughter prove they’re the superior team. Why not soak up some rays,

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    To have a good reference about the software we advise you to take a look at [log ind for at se URL] software, it's a video conference software with a lot of features. we ask for a freelancer that possesses a very good understanding and expertise in live streaming projects who can deliver a similar Program like Zoom which its API also will be used in an educational

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    Trophy icon Design a stand up banner Udløbet left

    I need a stand up advertising banner for my product. The size is 31.5 inches by 78 inches. I can attach the logo for the business

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    I've been self-employed for almost 15 years and I've been job hunting for the last 3 years with nothing to show for it except professionally done resumes that don't get noticed. I have over 30 years of effective experience to offer a company, but no one sees it. I'm tired of paying so-called resume professionals to create resumes and ...

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    Mexican stand off chess Battle chess scenario with different rules A cartel based chess game where every piece moves like a queen but its 1 boss piece that can be killed and end the game Its 16 pieces 1 boss on each side the board in a grid but has earth qualities Will need updates animation kills and digital design for the peices No check warning

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    I need content for a core Python course. The chapter structure is outlined in the attached file. Each chapter should clearly have the following: • Multiple topic headings (as given in the attached doc) • A brief, simple description about the topic • The list of all functions for each topic or object • A clear explanation of each function,

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    I need a stand desgined ASAP . It's for my hotel which explains one of my new product.

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    Diseño de un stand Udløbet left

    Solicitaría tarifa para diseñar un stand de de 6x10

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    ...sends a url when a button is pressed. Think home automation but for an office and non-web based. App must not rely in any way on the internet, all private wifi. Settings and layout of buttons is set by the manager on a private webpage in text form. App must need to run in "background", needs to warn user if not running in background. All artwork supplied

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    Preciso de uma ilustração para toda uma parede de um stand que será usado em uma feira do ramo alimentício. O Stand será de uma empresa portuguesa e a ilustração deverá remeter diretamente à Portugal. Ainda não temos uma ideia específica de como queremos a ilustração, mas deverá remeter ...

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    Trophy icon Stand for conference Udløbet left

    Dear All, We are going to Scotchain2018 conference [log ind for at se URL] and we need to design everything for our stand, from presentation cards to eye-friendly stand displays. Let get fly your imagination About our project: [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL]

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    Build me an app Udløbet left

    I want to hire an android app developer for making a basic app informative app like shayari apps or jokes app

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    i want devlope one android app like jokes

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    Trophy icon Stand-up Banner (Dance School) Udløbet left

    I need a stand-up banner for my dance school. I'm providing our logo as well as the main image to be used (also available in PSD if needed as it's too big to upload). The printed size needs to be in portrait, 24”x60” 300dpi, CMYK. Please make sure to leave an extra .5” on each side (bleed), and keep anything you don&r...

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    GOODN3RDS TV Udløbet left

    ...family showing of skits, comedy, laughter, short films, pranks, jokes and family fun things. We just started . youtube and would like a cool, nerdy logo that represents my nerdy family. "The GOODN3RDS" We would like the logo appear as an animated look with movement. We would like it appealing to the audience/viewers eyes. Thank you Goodn3rds Family

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    design a stand Udløbet left

    I ned to design a stand for our products it must be vintage, 3d coloreded and rendered the products are cooking oils and mayo my budget is only 20$

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    I have some old Code - php in CodeIgniter that needs to be re-installed. The environments and database in AWS are already set up - our developer doesn't know CodeIgnitor. There might be some debugging involved - this hasn't run in 3 years, and we'd like to add simple apis.

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    I need a logo designed and visual identity for my phone application

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    ...available for your reference. We need a professional designer to design the game-board in Illustrator using our supplied fonts, colourways, 'mood board' and text. We then need the resulting image to be exported as a print-ready CMYK image at 500x900mm, 300dpi. It would be ideal if you are a Star Trek fan as there are a lot of space jokes involved

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    Hi, I'm into UFC/fighting business promotion and I need a skilled photoshop artist who is good at making MEMES/photoshop images. I'm paying 2$ for 1 photoshop/MEME creation, for example: [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL]

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    non native writer's english needs polishing into native UK english. no jokes, no, it is not polish enough! seeking elegant english writing style, almost snobbish, senior language, not kids talk. writer must be of certain age - translations and text proofing companies are NOT WELCOME. I am a writer who seeks this assistance in permanence and this could

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    I am doing a oroject in which i need 3D designs of bike's Side-Stand, right switch controller (on handle bar) , push-pull switch and push button

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    ...need a stand-alone app in which numerous URLs (thousands) can be passed in for products from a major US Retailer website. The app will return the item price AND will return true/false for the ONLINE stock status. It will need to disregard the in-store stock & in-store product price. Standalone app written in C# - There should be an option to write

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    We are filming a movie in Romania and our script is written in English. We need to translate into Romanian and also make the jokes/lines make sense in Romanian. We are looking to hire someone of Romanian/Moldovan background who is a native speaker of the language and understands the culture

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    I want a tooltip system to use on my Joomla website. The tooltip system must work independently from external libraries and be able to function stand-alone. The problem with the Joomla tooltip system, and as far as i can tell extensions, is that somehow they all depend on specific versions of Joomla or underlying libraries like bootstrap. I want something

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    I want a tooltip system to use on my Joomla website. The tooltip system must work independently from external libraries and be able to function stand-alone. The problem with the Joomla tooltip system, and as far as i can tell extensions, is that somehow they all depend on specific versions of Joomla or underlying libraries like bootstrap. I want something

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    We are filming a movie in Romania and our script is written in English. We need to translate into Romanian and also make the jokes/lines make sense in Romanian. We are looking to hire someone of Romanian/Moldovan background who is a native speaker of the language and understands the culture.

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    News Stand Udløbet left

    Hello Friends: Project News Stand This project is windows form any people interested contact me

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    ...server. It utilizes IFD and SharePoint integration. The scope of this will be to create the sandbox environment, migrate production data, and to make modifications so existing customizations will function in the sandbox. IFD must also be utilized. Any necessary steps to ensure the sandbox does not negatively impact the production environment must also

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    Neep android mobile app like Samosa, roposo, funny jokes, status Quotations, whatsapp status shares. anybody already developed the app, those only reply... remaining all developers who can start from the scratch keep silent, we have developers we can do...

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    i am looking to have a stand alone module created to take information from a mysql database and parse it to a website.

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    ...ported to a custom circuit. Final device should not have an OS. 2. Leverage code from [log ind for at se URL] 3. Add the following functionality a. Ability to play a sound file during the 5 prayer times b. Ability to configure one of the three LED. We will provide the scenarios (e.g., switch on RED LED, 30 minutes prior to Prayer

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    I need a logo designed.

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    Trophy icon Design an exhibition stand (booth) Udløbet left

    We are looking for a top design that will wow crowds at the coming exhibitions we are taking part in. We need the design to be delivered in Ai format with all sizes clearly marked. We need the design to made for two sizes as we are taking part in two exhibitions with different sizes. Sizes: Booth 1: (Length) 10 meters X (Depth) 3 meters. Booth 2:

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    ...hold up to his name and legacy no pressure though I want it to be happy and funny as my dad was famous for some terrible dad jokes. He was an increadible lawyer and photographer (some very provacative) but an amazing father. I would like to be a part of this process so please help me. Thanks! Will gladly provide good content I would like to se...

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