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    ...I need you to copy the template and content of [login to view URL] from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need you to replace content and texts from [login to view URL] with content and subpages from sjove-jokes.dk. In short, i need: 1. Copy site from [login to view URL] to new webhotel (from [login to view URL] to...

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    Comedy writer 6 days left
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    Do you like to write dark, burlesque and absurd humor? Are you good at seeing humor where other people see tragedy? Then this project may be for you. We're looking for 3-4 writers that can write out funny situations and dialogues. We need the jokes to be as universal as possible. Payment per page.

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    ...foam 5 mm1x1m. Vinilo para parte externa murete que da al pasillo DG08 / M2 vinilo impreso 1x1,80 m. Tiene que integrar en el diseño, posición esquina superior derecha del stand el logo ICEX, medidas aproximadas 20 cm largo x 30 cm de alto Foam para parte superior del mueble DG03 / M2 foam 10 mm 2,80x0,30 m. Fecha límite de entrega el 20/05/2018

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    Comedy Writer 5 days left
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    funny Comedy for a speech jokes f

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    comedy writing - sketches and jokes for videos

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    This design and modeling model is for Camelion's lamps designed to be placed in the middle of the store and its graphics are based on the product and corporate color of the company. The map is designed to be produced with MDF material.

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    All items are already existing (please see attached files) and we need the project to standardize production. Following to job agreement we'll provide relevant measures. Marco Taccione, Director SMAKWA1 Kenya Ltd. /MyNawiri

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    Would like to find a compatible writer ...who can help me do some work in stand up...with matching wavelenghts ....not a one time thing..i am looking for long term assocoation if it works and shows results ..

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    Creating 3D Solid Modeling using .dwg files. Preferably done in SolidWorks. All .dwg files will be supplied. Need this completed within 3 weeks.

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    ...delivering flyers door to door for cold leads for decades. She is getting older and I want to help her so she doesnt have to go through that grind since it really doesnt product a good return on time and she is becoming less able to do it. So, a year ago, I built her a simple website on wix and started driving traffic with facebook ads to an d...

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    We are an educational tutoring/consulting company. We would like to hire a designer to design 2 banner stands for us. 1) A introduction to our company and our programs. The details are: • Logo • Company name (Premier Plus Education) • Contact information: Address, Phone number, Website • Programs we offer: SAT, ACT, SAT Subject

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    We are an educational tutoring/consulting company. We would like to hire a designer to design 2 banner stands for us. 1) A introduction to our company and our programs. The details are: • Logo • Company name (Premier Plus Education) • Contact information: Address, Phone number, Website • Programs we offer: SAT, ACT, SAT Subject, PSAT, AP, TOFEL

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    This project consists in build a stand Alone Arduino Mega2560 + Ethernet module in one PCB. Ethernet module Wiznet 5200. This PCB need LEDs to indicate power supply and power supply input is 24VCC. And need a USB interface similar to Arduino mega 2560. This project is a similar a ARDUINO MEGA2560+EthernetShield REV3 but components diposed in only

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    We are looking for a stand-alone Prestshop IT solution, that via additional modules allows us to replace our current web site (a html BtoB shop) as well as invoicing / stock management solution (Sage). The software shall cover all necessary steps for our business and be functional, fast, low cost and low maintenance. BioBio Productos Ecológicos is

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    We need a booth stand graphic created. This is replacing an existing graphic that has been lost. It is company logo inverted over an orange color. [login to view URL] This requires immediate turnaround. Company logo as well as picture of original stand will be provided after project is accepted

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    ...positive energy and want to have it reflect on the exhibition. We want the buyer to feel welcoming and attracted to our products. Happy colors, full of life is a most. We need a 3D model design of the exhibition stand. The corner booth minimum requirement is 10’ x 20’ (3.05m x 6.10m) A Corner Booth is a Linear Booth exposed to aisles on two ...

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    Hi Priya. How are you? I require a website to be built for a product of ours and wondering if you could assist? The product is a truck fill station (you know like the ones on the side of the road, big pipe, pours water in top of water cart truck) It is to be fairly simple in its entirety, no payment system as of yet and to begin with we will not even

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    Hey Dankova, How are you? I require a website to be built for a product of ours and wondering if you could assist? The product is a truck fill station (you know like the ones on the side of the road, big pipe, pours water in top of water cart truck) It is to be fairly simple in its entirety, no payment system as of yet and to begin with we will not

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    Hey Karuna :) How are you? I require a website to be built for a product we recently have designed and fabricated the prototype for, wondering if you could assist? The product is a truck fill station (you know like the ones you may or may not have seen, big pipe, pours water in top of water cart truck) It is to be fairly simple in its entirety, no

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    objective: 1.to design a stand alone photovoltaic(SAPV) system for SAPV system. 2. To develop a sizing optimization of SAPV system by using Whale Optimization Algorithm. 3. To compare with existing optimization which is evolutionary programming (EP) and WOA.

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    modelare si proiectare a unui stand comercial tip insula in galeria comerciala a unui mall se doreste sa: - aduca o nota de evidentiere - aduca o nota de eleganta - sa detina spatiu de depozitare - vitrina din sticla sau policarbonat transparent pentru eventuale curbe - dimensiunea este de 4m lungime , 2 m latime - sa detina elemente de reclama

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    I n...professinal designer for an Exhibiton Stand that should be 3d and very professional. The designer should directly send me all the works he has done when i contact him in the chat. The designer better have good experience in this field and send me all stand designs he has made (the best ones). Kindly check the images i attached to see what I need

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    ...logistical support and stand building services. We need an experienced installer or stand builder to set up a fairly simple T3 (twist and click) stand (including tongue and groove fabric graphics). The build is 3rd October 2018, Breakdown is evening of 5th October 2018. Items must then be packed for export, clearly labelled and taken to ve...

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    ...foam 5 mm1x1m. Vinilo para parte externa murete que da al pasillo DG08 / M2 vinilo impreso 1x1,80 m. Tiene que integrar en el diseño, posición esquina superior derecha del stand el logo ICEX, medidas aproximadas 20 cm largo x 30 cm de alto Foam para parte superior del mueble DG03 / M2 foam 10 mm 2,80x0,30 m. Fecha límite de entrega el 20/05/2018

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    ...that sells donuts. It is a totally unique that is designed for people that love to eat and enjoy donuts. A website that is a fun website, with jokes, poems, cartoons, donuts related products, etc. A newsletter and blog where people can share their donut fun experiences. The website want people to join the Donut Fan Club and receive a free Halloween donut

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    We need a banner designed for a banner stand the dimensions need to be 31 inches(width) by 78.5 inches (height). The theme is "A Heart for the Harvest" the banner should also include the words "Missions Conference" and include the dates September 23 - 26. Attached is some art work we would like to include. Please also include the scripture ...

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    ...format needs to be width 42.6 cm x height 60.0 cm • Design of a roll-up banner (width 85.0 cm x height 200.0 cm). Please note that including the print margin the format needs to be width 85.2 cm x height 210.1 cm • Banner for trade fair stand (width 197.2 com x height 95.1 cm). Please note that including the print margin the format needs to ...

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    Nous recherchons un/e photographe pour une session de 3h le samedi 08/09 sur notre stand au salon Maison&Objet. La permieres partie de session (17h-18h) sera pour notre stand et les produits exposés, la seconde partie (18h-20h) pour l'événement que nous organisons avec nos clients (apéritif)

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    ...or designer to design for me a deck of playing cards. 4 aces, 2 jokes, 2 tuck box designs, back of card design and 1 info card design will need to be originals...drawing on a particular theme. And I will need someone to adapt a front of card design for the rest of the deck. I already have a complete card face design. But would like to tweak it ...

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    Video Player. I want to use standard stuff. Maybe there is shareware or you already have something close. This is standard stuff with a little customization. Simple and standard is my #1 requirement. I have a directory full of video files (100-200 video files). They are actually Sony .MTS files, but they could be .mpeg just as well. It would

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    Need to enhance UI created in swing and integrate with backend rest API

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    Greetings! We're looking for a talented designer to create a cool double-sided (letter size) promotional flier for Seichou Karate Dojo ([login to view URL]). We'll distribute this flier at an upcoming event for families. Side 1 will have information about our school. Side 2 will have a cross-word puzzle, karate jokes, karate terminology and karate wi...

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    Create a page with three tab with welcome message ,date picker and summit button

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    Hello, searching for images to be printed on coffee mugs, funny quotes, jokes and unique designs which are trending right now. Mugs are regular size, attaching example. Logo specs : PNG. format 300dpi 2000x2000 Let me know if any or You are interested. PM with price and some examples.

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    I need some graphic design.

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    Take sexy photos in bedrooms and posh apartments. The product is a watch stand (including a watch) and the background shall be women/men in a sexy setting.

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    Need the graphic design for a tradeshow display, TV stand and podium. Attached you will find a sample of how it looks and you will find the templates for the design. please design them in CMYK color model. Should include if possible: 1. Company Logo with License CMC1249636 2. Phone # (844) 462-8551 3. Website: [login to view URL] or www

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    I am looking for someone who will be able to deliver a stand graphic design based on a layout that I will provide, along with attractive graphics and branding on a quite specific theme.

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    Looking for original jokes, suitable for all ages. The jokes can not rely on word play/puns (as they will be translated into other languages). Jokes should be short, 1-3 lines. These will be used in a mobile game, to make fun of the various characters. Looking for 3 jokes that make fun of each of the below animals : cat dog rabbit hamster ...

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    I represent a set construction firm. We have an ongoing project where we urgently need the service of a 3D designer to do the model for us.

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    There are a number of stand up foot and body massagers on the market like this one: [login to view URL] is good example. I am wanting to build an industrial strength, low maintenance, commercial version of a machine like this. I have many notes and sketches but I am not an engineer or programmer so I cannot make it work from my notes

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    Maid of honor speech for the toast at the wedding! Crowd of 130 people. I’d like to have some jokes thrown in to make the crowd laugh.

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    The app is for entertainment (jokes, videos, pictures). Requirements: -Linked to Admin panel -Includes GDPR -Compatible with the latest Google apps requirements

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    For a stand-alone vertical banner 2metres x 1metre, three images of different performances we are selling with title of shows on each image plus the name of our company outside of the images. Need to have different fonts for each show, one with a punk font, secomd we already selected (Henny Penny) third needs to be decided.

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    I need a banner for my iced tea stand. I am going to be selling fresh brewed iced tea at a fair/festival and I need a easy, to the point banner. nothing to busy design wise

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    ...Sign in - add social login 3. move About US Tab to the footer 4. add a tab - Opinion poll 5. install a plugin to create a poll and give the option to share on social media (customized poll option). the basic idea is anyone can create a poll and share with the public on social media. it should flexible to create polls and share 6. Search - expand the

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    We have a range of product that is writing with French jokes , and we need a person who understand French and covert it into US jokes.

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    ...participate at a big event soon where we'll have our own stand. We already have a basic test image of the structure, but all 7 areas are free to be designed. We have our own ideas on how it should look like, but we are not photoshop experts to finalize them or to make high quality vectorized versions for printing. Please find attached a pdf about ...

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    We are a shopfitting and merchandising company based in Melbourne, Australia and looking for some new, fresh and exciting retail gondola / counter ideas for our business and our clients. We have a range listed on our website ([login to view URL]) that we feel are now outdated. Please familiarize yourself with our products. They would ideally be based

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    I need a 3D model of something.

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