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Hi I own three sites: , & I need you to copy the template and content of from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need...from one webhotel to another, and upload it to roliga-skamt.se. Then, I need you to replace content and texts from with content and subpages from sjove-jokes.dk. In short, i need: 1. Copy site from to new webhotel (from to ) and upload to site 2. Replace content from Sjove-citater with content from sjove-jokes (less than 20 sub sites) 3. Create new header and a new simple logo for favicon 4. Same setup as with the mobile responsiveness Give me a fair offer. Best

I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...

More details: What is the purpose of the illustration? Memories Book for a birthday What theme should the book cover illustration follow? Illustrations from (old) family photos or moments What specific moments or photos would you like to include in the illustration? Family vacations, Childhood memories, Funny traits

I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly conten...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer to create a captivating, cartoon-style design for my travel business' branding initiative. The final product should re...created in full color to create a visually appealing image. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: • Proven experience in creating captivating cartoon-style graphics, • A strong sense of color theory to ensure the end product is as visually appealing as possible, • An understanding of branding and how to create images that enhance brand recognition. This project is more than creating a funny image; it's about encapsulating the brand's spirit in a single graphic. If you have the required skills and can deliver a design that echoes our passion for travel, sisterhood, and adventu...

...video must be: - at max 2 minutes in duration - suitable for mobile consumption - edited using the latest techniques to suit TikTok and Instagram Reels Key elements of the video: - We want to inspire young adults, food enthusiasts, and social media users with our origin story - The tone should be Inspirational, making viewers feel connected and motivated by our journey with some quirky egg-puns(jokes) Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in video editing - Experience creating content for social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram - Understanding of storytelling and how to engage with a target audience - Knowledge of music and sound editing If you're passionate about storytelling, have a knack for engaging videos, and can bring out the inspiratio...

...wearing white cowboy boots with high heels and the caption "high heels on my ippy" to frame - Illustration 2: A morphed image with the face of the cartoon nanalan and my girlfriend to place on a mug with the caption "who's a wonderful mink" - Illustration 3: A illustration of dajungleskog and my girlfriend, dog and cat - all like a happy family. These are some of her favourite things and inside jokes. 2. Artistic Style: All these illustrations should be designed in a cartoonish style, embodying a playful and joyful vibe. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in creating digital cartoon-style illustrations - Demonstrable skillset in creating human, animal, and cartoon-themed designs - Capacity to capture intricate details and transform them i...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

Hi Designers, I need characters for my personal project, characters should be banana which can be funny/serious/confused/genius I need 3 characters Stage 1: You can create one character first and get approval then proceed with remaining 2 characters, please check image 2 for the idea how I want my characters to look like Stage 2: Create environment similar to image 1, instead of beans I want bananas, please check image 3 on how my environment will look like Stage 3: You need to create around Max 5 Secs small animation which can be in loop similar to below website Once you done with first character rest all going to be the same not much difference. Happy Designing The quality and color I need same as image 1, if you can create similar quality in Blender 3D that

WE WANT YOUR MEMES!! Use our duck, to create dank memes. Dress him up, put him inside a car, make him dance/grind against a stripper pole.... do whatever you think is creative and funny. Or add him to existing famous meme templates where you think he would fit well. No AI images please, entrants who submit AI images will be BLOCKED. Key aspects of your role will include: - Conceptualizing and producing memes with a broad thematic range: from pop culture references to political satire and everyday life humor. The project calls for a variety of themes, so versatility in humor and cultural references is essential. - Ensuring that all memes adhere to a square format with a 1:1 aspect ratio. - The creative direction for this project leans towards irreverent and edgy humor, so an a...

I'm on the hunt for an expert copywriter with a knack for raunchy, vulgar yet humorous language. Your task will be to create hard-hitting and engaging content for a new meme coin project, "Trumps Army". - Fluent in crypto degen lingo is a must. We want authentic, engaging content that resonates...limiting your creative expression - you have the entire creative freedom. Surprise me with how well you can adopt this tone of voice. - The primary platform is Twitter, but the content should also be adaptable for other social platforms. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in crypto copywriting - Understanding of meme coin, crypto degen lingo - Demonstrated ability to write raunchy, vulgar yet funny content. Let's shake things up in the crypto universe. Looking forw...

I'm searching for a talented Trump impersonator to infuse energy into our project for a Memecoin called Trump's Army. - Voice Characteristics: The ideal freelancer can skillfully mimic Trump's accent, offering an authentic ...skillfully mimic Trump's accent, offering an authentic sound for our content. - Application Requirements: To ensure you're the right candidate for the job, please include relevant past work in your application. This will allow us to better understand your capabilities and experience in Trump voice mimicry. - Tone: We're looking for a fun and engaging tone - something that leans into humor. We want a "funny and raunchy, vulgar version of Trump". Remember, engaging and humor-filled impersonations are key to this proj...

I need an expert writer to craft a 5-minute best man speech for an upcoming wedding. The speech should be comedic in tone while incorporating stories about my longstanding friendship with the groom. Skills & Experience Required: -Prior experience in speech writing, preferably comedic. -Ability to capture unique personal experiences in an entertaining way. Deliverable...Skills & Experience Required: -Prior experience in speech writing, preferably comedic. -Ability to capture unique personal experiences in an entertaining way. Deliverables: -A completed, write-up of the best man speech that fits within a 5 minutes speech slot. The ultimate goal of this project is to create an enjoyable, memorable moment for all wedding attendees, especially the groom through a funny an...

I'm looking for a social media expert who can manage and create TikTok content for my fintech brand. This is a multifaceted project and requires a combination of educational, entertaining, and promotional content. - Content Creation: You'll be responsible for creating and posting a variety of content, including educational videos about finance, funny and entertaining finance-related videos, and promotional videos showcasing our products and services. - Audience Targeting: Our content needs to resonate with a wide range of audiences, including teenagers, young adults, finance professionals, influencers, retirees, and business owners. - Key Message: The key message we want to convey through our TikTok campaign is simplifying finance for everyone. This means creating enga...

I am looking for a creative and engaging scriptwriter to help me create content for my YouTube channel. I focus on comedy sketches and I need scripts tailored specifically for teenagers aged 13-18. The ideal candidate should have: - Ex...YouTube channel. I focus on comedy sketches and I need scripts tailored specifically for teenagers aged 13-18. The ideal candidate should have: - Experience in writing comedy content - Understanding of the teenage audience and their preferences - Ability to write scripts that are 5-10 minutes in length - Strong grasp of YouTube trends and best practices It's important that the scripts are not only funny but also suitable for the younger audience. If you have a good sense of humor and can write compelling and entertaining scripts, I'd lo...

We are looking for an upbeat, energetic emcee to encourage and motivate our young runners ages 4-12 during our upcoming kids run. Our ideal candidate thrives by creating an entertaining and engaging atmosphere for our young participants...young participants. While overseeing the run, your interactions should be playful and humorous, maintaining the fun and light-hearted spirit of the event. Experience with events geared towards children and demonstrated capacity to interact with this specific age group will be a huge plus, as well as an ability to adjust energy levels to match the dynamic nature of the event. Please bring your best jokes and games! Your role is pivotal in making the run a memorable event for these young runners. The run is in Gurgaon on 28th April and the timings ar...

Only apply if you have experience about Cryptocurrency and memecoins. This will be started from scratch, still no members or followers. This is an ongoing position. -Create funny content and memes -Comment about other projects. For this you must understand the meme crypto world -Follow other accounts in the same niche -Moderate telegram group

Only apply if you have experience about Cryptocurrency and memecoins. This will be started from scratch, still no members or followers. This is an ongoing position. -Create funny content and memes -Comment about other projects. For this you must understand the meme crypto world -Follow other accounts in the same niche -Moderate telegram group

...designer will have to generate: a XML file containing the different language version to be applied on the package. The Excel sheet will contain 5 languages (all written from left to right): - Portuguese - Spanish - English - Polish - Greek 2. Based on an existing trilingual AI artwork (sample attached) I'll share the designer will have to map the artwork with the correct placeholders for the label sayings in different languages sheet. 3. Each block of text in the excel sheet will be numbered. Each block of text in the AI file will be numbered as well (for easy correspondence) 4. The deliverables will be: - Recorded screen capture video training showing how to: -- switch to languages in a given package. E.g.: How to create a package with Portuguese, Spanish and English lan...

...interesting ideas regarding the description I'll write below, choose the most cool ones and, of course, the prize will be for that candidate. My app already has a preliminary version of "Loopie" (that I like quite a lot), when you start a new timed test, you'll see the animated "Loopie" walking faster as time goes by, like indicating the user it is running out of time, and for the moment it looks quite funny, but I wonder if I could go further and create something even more engaging. The idea of introducing an animated character arises from being used "Duolingo" for a while, a very popular app for learning languages full of very engaging animated characters that I like very much. Not to make this feature intrusive, I'll set it as op...

...create funny Youtube Shorts, Instagram Reels or TikTok Videos to drive traffic to our store. The Reels do not need to show or promote the products, so long as they generate traffic on social media and build a following. I envisage that if we have enough traffic to Youtube, Instagram and TikTok that people will naturally find their way to our Amazon page via the link in bio. Furthermore, a page that pushes cute and funny content, rather than overtly trying to sell products will gain more followers. The brand currently has an Instagram page and Youtube channel but neither of them are used. If successful, you will be responsible for creating and posting the content to these social media channels and reporting on key metrics. I’m looking for someone to create and p...

I'm keen on finding a talented illustrator who's proficient in producing cartoony-style drawings. This project entails creating a unique, funny, adult coloring book approximately 40 - 50 pages long, aimed at motivating our audience. The dimensions for a similar book on Amazon are 21.59 x 0.43 x 27.94 cm. Key responsibilities: - You'll be working on designing the pages of a coloring book, meant to be humorous while promoting a sense of motivation. - Provide your own creative interpretation towards the motivational themes of the book, also I will have some specific ideas for several pages that can be discussed. - Thematic elements I wish to incorporate within the book will include animals and motivational quotes. Skills required: - Mastery in cartoony-style illustrat...

I am seeking a talented speech writer who can craft a hilarious, slapstick-style comedy speech to bring laughter and merriment to a wedding celebration. this is the grooms speech and should thank everyone and still have all the sentimental stuff. Key Requirements: - The tone should be funny and light-hearted without crossing into vulgarity or inappropriate humor. - Experience in comedic writing, particularly slapstick humor is essential. Knowledge of creating memorable wordplays and ridiculous situations would be advantageous. - The speech should serve as pure entertainment, therefore must be devoid of any educational or persuasive intents. - Experience in writing for radio or other spoken formats would be a plus, as speech will be delivered orally. Ideal Skills: - Comedy Writ...

I'm looking for an experienced anime artist to create a 30-minute adult comedy cartoon. This creation will be targeting a mature audience and should carry the fun and entertainment aspect typically associated with adult humor. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in anime cartooning. - Strong understanding ...preferred. Details: - The project requires an anime art style. - The cartoon is targeted at an adult audience. - The genre of the cartoon is comedy. - Close collaboration is necessary to ensure the comedy aspect is not lost during animation. This project will provide an excellent opportunity for those who love creating comedic animations for adults and have a passion for anime-style art. A unique, funny and entertaining anime cartoon is the ultimate goal o...

...better) (UPDATE #2: Madea's character is a man dressed up as an old lady... the cartoon image cannot look too feminine) where the "U" and the "C" is replaced with character Madea from the bust up with the a gun to replace the "U" and "C" The image of Madea is attached... the character must have that likeness... I'm looking for an exceptional graphic designer with strong skills in creating funny, cartoonish designs. My project's main focus is to develop a graphical design for a t-shirt, which incorporates a playful caricature of a fictional character. - The Ideal Candidate: You have experience in both caricature and typography, and you know how to blend these elements to create captivating designs. You understand the bal...

We're seeking a creative video editor for our "Rainbow Six Siege Highlights" project. While prior gaming experience, particularly with Rainbow Six Siege, is preferred, it's not a deal-breaker. Your main tasks will include:Adding subtitles in vibrant colors and large fonts to highlight memorable moments and player interactions. Incorporating funny noises (such as quacks for cursing and amusing sounds for mishaps) to replace explicit language and enhance comedic effect. Syncing battle music with intense gameplay moments to elevate excitement. Creating a cohesive and entertaining 7 to 10-minute video format. We're looking for someone with a keen eye for detail and a knack for comedic timing. If you're passionate about gaming and have experience with vide...

I'm looking for an experienced anime artist to create a 30-minute adult comedy cartoon. This creation will be targeting a mature audience and should carry the fun and entertainment aspect typically associated with adult humor. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in anime cartooning. - Strong understanding ...preferred. Details: - The project requires an anime art style. - The cartoon is targeted at an adult audience. - The genre of the cartoon is comedy. - Close collaboration is necessary to ensure the comedy aspect is not lost during animation. This project will provide an excellent opportunity for those who love creating comedic animations for adults and have a passion for anime-style art. A unique, funny and entertaining anime cartoon is the ultimate goal o...

... commercial fishing, building boats, and being mostly cold and wet. Then the story returns to Silicon Valley and the new software industry, Kona Hawaii to the coffee industry, and then back to the Pacific Northwest to once again be generally cold and wet. The stories touch on other abstract subjects such as UFOs, Artificial Intelligence, and general commentary on how life can just be pretty funny under almost any circumstance. My hope in writing it is that it might provide sufficient interesting information and humor to be a good read. The book was part of a completed project for a family website but has expanded into a larger book. I am very interested to learn if the book has general interest for publication and a reader's general response to the story, characters...

SEGERA DIBUTUHKAN Saya membutuhkan editor yang paham dalam menyunting dan menempatkan meme, jokes, sound fx lucu dalam video mentah kami. Editor boleh menggunakan editing mobile (seperti CapCut, dan sejenisnya). Video akan disiapkan dari kami. Video yang akan kami berikan berdurasi 30 detik (tanpa sunting). Video mengandung beberapa kata sarkas seperti meme, jokes, dan sejenisnya yang relate dengan audiens masyarakat Indonesia. Editor akan menambah sound fx, potongan video lucu sebagai trigger, dan sejenisnya untuk menghidupkan rasa kocak dan koplak dalam video. Total durasi video maksimal hanya 60 detik (setelah penyuntingan) Oleh karena itu, kami membutuhkan secepatnya editor untuk mengambil peran ini untuk menyunting video proyek kali ini. Terbuka untuk negosia...

I am in need of a professional caricature artist to create a traditional style, funny themed caricature for my soon-to-be special day. This caricature will first be for my husband and I but at the wedding on 10/04/24 we would like someone at the venue- you can charge our guests or they can give you tips. It can be silly, romantic or funny - we will have about 90 guests Key Requirements: - Mastery in Traditional caricature style - Proven experience in creating humor-themed caricatures - Ability to design a caricature that's funny while still maintaining the essence of a wedding theme. Ideal freelancer for this project should have: - Prior experience in creating traditional and humor-themed caricatures. - Strong portfolio of previous works. - Exceptional atten...

I am in search of a reliable and long-term partner who is a skilled video editor. I require two reels per week. I will provide the raw footage with audio attached or a separate voiceover. The video editor will need to edit and add captions accordingl...voiceover. The video editor will need to edit and add captions accordingly, incorporate content-related photos or clips either overlaying the video or in the background, and include trending sound effects. Content type : Educational Fitness gym workouts, Nutritional Food tips. More details: Video type: Instagram Reels Video style : Informative and educational, Inspirational and motivational, Funny and entertaining, Average duration: 30 seconds Max duration : 90 seconds. Payment : I will pay per month based, like 8 reels per mon...

I am seeking a proficient and lively caricature artist for a party happening near Worchester on 11th May 2024. Here's what I'm looking for: - Humorous Style: You should be proficient in creating vivid and funny caricatures that can inject some fun into our party atmosphere. Create characters in a Lord of the Rings Hobbit style! - Short Service: You will need to provide your service for less than 2 hours. - Crowd Size: We expect you to draw caricatures for between 10 and 20 guests. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in drawing caricatures at a party or similar event. - Fast and accurate sketching skills. - Ability to engage with guests and make them feel comfortable. - Strong understanding and execution of humorous content. - Good time management to ensure ...

I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a fun and unique bath/kitchen mat design that incorporates fun characters/cartoons and or funny quotes. Key requirements: - Incorporate fun characters and funny quotes - Design should be suitable for all ages - The bath mat should be made of high-quality rubber material Ideal skills and experience: - Previous experience in designing bath mats or similar products - Creative design skills with a focus on funny/cute characters and typography - Understanding of various age demographics and how to cater to a wide audience - Experience with designing products that will be manufactured using rubber material Looking forward to seeing your creative ideas for this project!

I'm looking for a proficient video creator to make a 10-15 minutes video depicting my topic in a funny exciting way that elicits emotional connection with viewers, specifically targeted towards adults aged 25-50. Key Elements I want Included: structure it to build anticipation, reveal personal stories, and conclude with a powerful revelation of the agents' identities and contributions. Each scene is designed to hold the audience's attention while unfolding the narrative layer by Timeline:Scene 1: Star Wars-Inspired Opening Duration: 0:00 - 0:50 A classic Star Wars crawl introduces the concept of invisible forces within the Takeda Alliance, setting the stage for a tale of unseen heroes who shape the fate of the galaxy from the 2: The Shadow Operatives Duration: 0:51

I require an llustrator who can convert a picture into into cartoon-style illustration I provide the picture of the animal, I need to get JUST the donkey as a funny cartoon-style illustration with the word "Igor" No need to convert the horses, just the donkey.

I'm looking for an experienced t-shirt designer with a keen artistic eye to create unique designs for an upcoming Mother's Day and Father's Day collection. Key Requirements: - Create sellable designs in the theme of Mother's Day and Father's Day. - Incorporate elements of hearts, family portraits, and funny quotes into the designs. - The quantity of designs needed is between 50-100 for each theme. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in graphic design, particularly in designing clothing apparel. - Strong understanding of themes and visual elements that resonate with audiences during Mother's Day and Father's Day. - Good sense of humor and ability to incorporate subtle, family-friendly humor into designs. - Ability to deliver high-quality wo...

I am seeking a talented voice actor for my YouTube channel targeted towards children aged 0-16 years. The role involves bringing to life the thoughts and emotions of pet animals featured in our content. The language is English. The ideal candidate would have: - Experience in voice acting, particularly in portraying a variety of characters. - Ability to engage younge...characters. - Ability to engage younger audiences through a lively and energetic vocal performance. - A good understanding of how to portray pet animals in a fun, relatable manner that appeals to kids. - Ability to deliver lines and narrations in a clear, articulate manner suitable for children. 10 videos per month. It's not exactly clear what amount of work would be required, but about 35 different funny voiceo...

I'm in need of an engaging and informed Instagram Manager for a doctor's social media. The ideal freelancer will have experience with health and wellness content, as well as a knack for inspiring audiences. Key Responsibilities: -coming up with funny and creative content ideas - Create and post content three times a week. Our audience enjoys a good mix of health and wellness tips, inspiration through quotes and success stories, and a bit of fun through comedy. - Build a strong, engaged community around the account. We want our followers to feel connected and represented. Skills and Experience: - Experience with Instagram management, particularly for health professionals - Proven ability to grow and engage an online community - Good sense of humor and a knack for i...

I need an experienced video editor who can deliver a fast-paced and engaging cut for my under 10-minute vlog centered around a funny experience at a barbershop. Skills and Experience Required: • Proven experience in video editing. • Ability to create energetic and fast-paced edits. • Great eye for funny and dynamic moments. • Background in editing lifestyle or activity-based content will be a plus. • Quick turnaround time without compromising on quality. Your work will focus on: • Enhancing the visual and audio quality. • Adding engaging transitions and effects. • Maintaining the fast-paced, energetic theme throughout. • Highlighting humor and making the overall content more engaging. If you have a knack for comical edits an...

I need a meme coin crypto currency website made . Attached is what needed to be put on the website. Please use some creativity with the design to make it look attractive to investors. Name of coin is "Yugen Inu" This memecoin is based off this so please use creativity to make this look cool or funny. Open to all colors and design.

I'm seeking a proficient cold caller to set appoint...appointments with real estate agents. Your primary goal will be to generate leads through phone outreach, targeting agents in the real estate industry. We are a social media marketing agency running ads for real estate investors. • Your Responsibilities Cold calling a lead list Booking appointments on a calendar • Requirements Good sales skills Have a decent accent Be able to hold a conversation well Funny and witty No background noises Dedicated to work hard • OTE Pay per close : around $400 USD ***HOW TO GET HIRED*** Submit a 60 second loom video of you doing a role play using the cold calling script attached below. DO NOT BOTHER APPLYING IF YOU CANNOT RECORD A LOOM VIDEO. This role requires a 10-20 h...