...Image/Cartoon/Drawing) 1)"She's Cactus!" In Australian Slang, this term means; Whatever you are speaking about is; Dead, Broken, Not working, Out of order, Incapacitated. You get the picture. ;) 2)"No, I don't want to know your instagram handle" Gym Clothing... 3)"Not another app idea" Coder clothing... 4)"It's a mother b...
talented comedian copywriter for TV/Media commercial We own a web application and we need you to do copywriting for our commercial and rewrite the flow what we deliver to the potential customer so at the end of the video he will be convinced to try our software for 7 days free. This is commercial will run on Youtube and Facebook mostly so it have to engage with potential customers in first 3-5 ...
...good, funny vibe, while still being something that describes a person and is wearable on a shirt. I left text and a concept on what I would like the design to be. A Transparent png design file that works on both light and dark colors is necessary. The quote is going to say "Don't Worry I know What I'm Doing" I have left a picture of the
I am creating a book that the publisher can pick from over 600 rhymes. I need them illustrate. Some are funny, some serious but all need a drawing/picture. I expect this project will take 6-10 months to be completed. I am uploading both a humous one and a serious one to see the gist of the work I am a published author of 8 books by MacMillan and
Complete my website [log ind for at se URL] its 90% done, some backend part for creating app is pending, need it to finish it ASAP. Its developed using: Codeigniter 3 Budget: 1000 INR More detail will be discuss to selected person
...the name of the company and a shape allowing to recognize the Renault 4L. I have attached a real picture of the car and some cliparts of the car to help you identifying the shape that can be easily recognized by people. I would like the logo to be funny and classy. The mean color should be something like orange. I don't have any specification for the
...product and need a logo to the product package, it is round and there are going to be bright colors for drawing attentions from the buyer This picture is from our competititors and our is going to have a funny elephant and it is going to be called elephant poop instead of the unicorn, we want to provoke feelings from the buyers and in the same time have
I want to edit the last scene of the Dark Knight from batman and create my own funny video. I want to faceswap Batman's face with Jerome Powell's and faceswap Lt. Gordon's with Donald Trump. Also want to faceswap Harvey Dent with Ben Bernanke. Additionally I would slightly edit some of the script in order for the script to match the personnel changes
Hello, I need a logo for my brand. Here is the style I am looking for: [log ind for at se URL] The pictures are not from me. If you can re-create this style then send me a message :) I would love to see a sample or an example from you in this style so if you have please send me as well :)
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Hi guys, I want especially unique, funny, explanation, compilation or if you believe that original yes original videos around 10 to 15 minutes of videos. I will use these videos on my youtube channel.
I need Best Urdu writer who can create best funny drama scripts in urdu for my youtube videos.
I need a logo designed. My company’s name is Down for the Paws We sell pet related apparel and accessories that are funny and edgy with proceeds going to support animal rescue groups. I am looking for a logo that fits us and our company goals
...being toasted, but they are relaxing and talking. I would like the audience to find it silly and funny. I would like a black and white line drawing using thick lines. I don’t want any shading, or background. The marshmallows are the focal point of the picture. I would like them to have happy, smiling facial expressions. I would also like you to give
... Sustaino: His is the real super hero of the team. Is is strong and smart. He uses as his primary color the main color for our organisation: 72130c 2. Comedo. This is the funny guy who brings comedy to the situation. Whenever others are sad or serious, he can make them laugh. His primary color is ff9900 Please submit these and we will select the best
...you in the chat. If you bet you have to stick to it. Thank you in advance for your understanding. The project consists of combining 4 real photos together. The background picture is the photo on which you can see the road and the house. The black child is saying “Hé Tonton ! Tu veux être mon parrain et faire la route avec moi ?! » The adult is saying
I would like a cartoon torso/bust of a goat. It must be original work. The goat should be funny but ultimately crotchety/grumpy. I will be using it with the "MyTalkingPet" app so these features need to be specifically defined: Top of Head, Chin, ears, each eye and three places on the mouth...left side, right side and bottom of mouth. It would probably
Im looking for a funny females 40th Birthday design that I can use to print on a beer koozie. It needs to be single color cymk, vector, editable, transparent background and in .pdf format. Below is the info for the birthday girl: Name: Marina Birthdate: 1/29/1979 For anyone that doesn't know what a beer koozie is, I have attached an image.
To some one who is professional on this, we have a funny camera E002, WE have start to sales them on Amazon, i want to create a wonderful small video for advertisement on it , we want to put them onto the amazon store page(the 7th main Picture position) you can get all the products feature from our detail page of our website, we are wondering whether
I need to have a picture edited for Christmas card. I have some ideas of what I want it look like. It is supposed to be funny and cartoonish in nature. Thank you. I would like to make the Dog look like Donald Trump and the Cat to look like Kin Jong Un. I would like the features to be Cartoonish in nature. I would like for the Dog to have the hair
Make these people look older and put them in nightgowns and robes. Funny picture. Make me laugh
...word articles written for an amazon affiliate website. Content must be unique and written in good english. A touch of humor to the writing is preferred. Article will have a picture of the product, and a 50 word description explaining why it is in the top 10. Looking for someone who I can provide a category to, and you will search amazon for the top
Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!
I'd like a funny and dynamic video that show a carousel of dishes and activity in the kitchen of this restaurant. i'll give you pics, video and music. need within 1 day. budget is 8-9 euro. please write in your brief ''hello mayaa''.
...small website as ones that will stay with them for life. They are not disposable, but will be treasured and faithful - like beloved dog who is a friend. We need: A picture of Astrodog with his owner. His owner is using a Telescope (Suggest a refractor or a reflector - must be recognisable). Perhaps you can not see the face of the owner, or
...purpose and nobody can claim its copyrights, because this will be on my name. It may also be used on other kinds of merchandise. The design I am looking for is a funny looking chicken picture with words '' GUESS WHAT?'' which is similar to ones in the attachment. Since I will try to monetize this, it musnt be infringing someone else's intellectual property
...years... she thinks it's funny and I think it's cute! I don't really know what a winch is but I thought it would make a great christmas gift to have a cartoon done along these lines. I'd love it if someone could draw up a "grinch on a winch" and have me with her as little "who's" charicatures somehow worked into the picture. Open to ...
...easily and want heaps of work throughout the year then you are perfect! I need people with a sense of humour ideally, as I want my brand presence to be: funny/in touch/hardcore (with an emphasis on funny). I'm in the process of finding a social media manager - all you would have to do is come up with the ads and pass the material to the manager (and
Hello, we have 7 cinema movies á 1 - 1.5 min and we need to replace the heads with the heads from our team to make a funny video for our company christmas party. We need the final video files latest on 29.11.2018 20 pm - Picture Name is the name of the video: 1.Thor-Dimitrios Pashalidis-Szene (2)-stripe: Replace Thor head with Dimitrios head,
...and 20) So I had them photoshopped into the family Christmas card. I supplied a few photos of my two boys, cut and pasted them onto a great picture of the Santa sitting in this big fancy chair. They also put funny frowns on their faces. I supplied examples of the last few years to get an idea of what the result I am looking for is. This year I want
Hello freelancers, Today we need a funny logo, We want a big whale, smiling and smoking a cigar, wearing the uncle sam hat and holding a glass of mojito. The name of the bar should be written around : LE CAFÉ FUMANT Regards, ADN Trading
I am doing a presentation in 12 hours about the funny stories of my life. the story is me going from an Indian guy with a typical IT job to a traveller and then opening a backpackers hostel.I have the stories, i need to brainstorm with someone how they should be told and presented I will need someone with creative humor writing help and good ppt skills
...sheet in the background, that would be good. - Bloopers video, using only the funny bits of the footage. - A quick instagram 1 minute tutorial like this one here with music: [log ind for at se URL] What we have provided is the following: - Hi res picture of our logo - Video 1 - [log ind for at se URL]
...1539040190 Check the picture. I'm writing this today because I'm in need of a new logo. I'm looking for something, cute and funny but still elegant and professionnal. I want a dog and a cat in my logo. I want them to do something funny or to be funny and the name of my brand. (they can have sunglases, hat, etc etc thy need to be funny!) Can ...
...opens its big mouth and shoot out its tongue (really fast like a frog) to eat the child. Funny sounds are required. Mom rolls her eyes and groans annoyed. Text is displayed: Does your hedge dominate your garden? Next scene: A telephone display is moving in the picture (from right to left) and someone dials : 030 284 77 147 Next scene: Same arrangement