I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
I need 50 different funny pictures of a unicorn with different movements, gestics and assesoires. The pictures have to be provided in a .png format. And the unicorn need o be released on a transparent background.
...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
I need some graphic design. Hi. Im looking for a t-shirt design for my website. We have a Domain called HofstadNET and we do all kind sort of extreme sports. All from Paragliding to scuba diving. I want my T-shit design to have a cartoon ish human with a Paraglider. The guy has helmet on and a Gopro ontop on the helmet. He is wearing a tshirt, maybe
...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
...clothing) that needs a logo. We are two entrepreneurs from Quebec in Canada (our English is sometimes funny, because we speak in French ;) ). We already have an idea of the branding of the website (colors, fonts, patterns, buttons for socials medias). We have everything in a document. It only needs to create the general logo. We look forward to collaborating
...Specification: logo for a e-commerce website. The website sells action figures, Funko Pops. The name is Mundo Raro (means rare world) 1. The logo must be unique and have originality 2. The logo can be fun, geek, young, comic, nerd. You can use bubble, cartoon, or others funny font. 3. it's preferable that you insert a image of globe/planet in the <...
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
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I do need a new logo for my website. (in attach my old logo, with the smile like amazon). - I do need something new and creative. I want to give a MEANING for "B2" and put the smile drawing behind B2. I want something funny and trustable, about a disruptive and innovation company. Good portfolio would be very cool.
I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!
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Hi there Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for inspiration)
...i want Simple website development: as [log ind for at se URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet user
I need to animate a funny phone call between the famous muppet "Kermit the Frog" and a news reporter sitting in his office. Here is a reference of a prankster on youtube animating his phone calls between two people: [log ind for at se URL] Attached to this contest is the audio file you will be using to animate to. In this skit
Hello I looking to write copy for just one email which would be the introduction email. People receiving this email will be requesting a free website wireframe. I am offering to build a website wireframe for free to people who give me their email. I would like the email to have some humor and be memorable. I don't just want to send a boring confirmation
Hi Guys, I would need a new and funny but still serious logo for a new Dating Website called [log ind for at se URL] (south east asia cupid) which will be a partner search site from asians for asians. Our clientele will be mainly from Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Myanmar, Singapore, Malaysia so the logo should have some Asian Feel to it. Also, please
Hi,my youtube channel name is demon vidz we post funny content on it and make people laugh we need views and subscribers. we need a good video on gaming or fighting preferably or any other [log ind for at se URL] budget is 200 usd or less. I will award the project in 3 days and then decide on it. I will create milestone in 3 days as bank is [log ind for at se URL] you can
I am creating a new website and business name called, [log ind for at se URL] The logo needs to feature the name, shootnedit, but also include the .[log ind for at se URL] perhaps a little smaller. My initial thoughts were to have the N in the name capitalised, like this: shootNedit. However, I am NOT a designer, so I am happy to see what you think would work. The business
...100 shirts will be 100 euro or less, once again you can bid more but i will remove your bid. to give you an example you can take a look here https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+occupation+t-shirts these are the occupations that i want a t-shirt for. [log ind for at se URL] please open your project bid description with
funny video for my website
...com . I need you to follow the rough sketch attached to produce a cartoon video, to illustrate a senerio at a motor park ( Bus station) . the video should be short and very funny. at last you will show this message Message: SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLES, BOOK YOUR BUS TRIP WITH [log ind for at se URL] There is a panicking passenger and a driver in that mini bike
Need someone to write a funny and sarcastic “about us” page for a small startup bussiness
Hi Freelancers, Greetings of the Day! We are a US startup software company and need an static website to dispaly portfolio and services. I check many software company sites and choose some for reference. I like this one most for display information, portfolio and services. [log ind for at se URL] [log ind for at se URL] Color combination and some
...delivery ---> refrigerated equipment rental --> refrigerated truck building. All of these services are relevant and may be useful to this industry. But they are clever, crafty, funny, story telling, joking , drinking brewers so we want to catch there attention in a simple yet clever way. Just an idea........What about a cool digi graphic style mini comic