I need some graphic design. Design 2-3 comics images of a cat: theme "Why is it great to be a cat?" Style should be similar to this: [log ind for at se URL] - Not to much details - Simple, but instantly recognizable The theme should be funny, giggle and happy. Sarcasm is well appreciated. Something you would
...tend to write a lot of it. There's no graphic content and it contains minimal profanity. My ideal beta reader is someone who can you use Microsoft Word and make comments and suggestions in the “track changes feature.” I love it when readers leave random comments throughout, noting if you think something is funny, sad, relate-able, confusing… whatever
There is a very website called SLIDE.LY. Looking for someone who has an account and can make funny around 10 second videos. See example - [log ind for at se URL] Will want 5 different videos made. If you can make similar to my examples, then I can hire you. Only takes a few minutes to make each video - very
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
...sense, not erotica. And also just simple, slice of life stories that make you think. A lot of the stories do not have a traditional beginning, middle, and end. There's no graphic content and it contains minimal profanity. If do have a few requirements for the people I hire. One is that you are able to read this within a few days (a week or less) from
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
We are going to be starting a new line of mugs, shirts, pillow cases and we are looking for a graphic artist to create original artwork so we can print on these items. Things like: Marijuana Leaf Humming Bird Funny faces We are looking for all original artwork on demand as we need it. Please share your art / graphics that you have created originally
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
I need some graphic design. Hi. Im looking for a t-shirt design for my website. We have a Domain called HofstadNET and we do all kind sort of extreme sports. All from Paragliding to scuba diving. I want my T-shit design to have a cartoon ish human with a Paraglider. The guy has helmet on and a Gopro ontop on the helmet. He is wearing a tshirt, maybe
...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying
...would like to try selling T-shirts with an individual design. Unfortunately, my skills in illustration and professional design are very limited, so I am looking for a talented graphic artist who could take on this task. If you are interested, you are welcome to send me examples so that I can convince myself of your abilities. At the beginning it should be
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
As the title indicates, we are looking for a logo + text, with an explanatory of your working method so ** a real professional technical study. ** To apply, you must be a graphic designer and graduate. We are looking for a minimalist and technical work, not a simple cow logo, without interest. This type of work is interesting : [log ind for at se URL]
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
...vand ud af ørerne Then The graphic should be a drawing/illustration of a boy with wather poring out his ears. (should be funny expression or etc.) And then text: Der tales uden indhold, blot for at snakke udenom, for at krybe uden om en undskyldning, for at sløre manglende viden eller for at vinde tid' It is a funny danish expression so the expre...
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
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I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!
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Hi there Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for inspiration)
...country's youth -Can create funny/witty content to engage millennials in their country (check our sample posts attached) -Proficient with social media management (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc) -Regular user of FB Messenger (minimum) and other messaging apps popular in your country (LINE etc) -Familiar with graphic design software (Photoshop will
I am looking for a graphic artist to design me a line of meme based wallets, which will be printed onto a plastic material. Below you can see samples of the type of wallet (but the sample is just a regular design), as well as the template for creating the work. I am looking for something funny, stupid and marketable to people who browse meme pages
Hello All, We are looking for Graphic Designers for a long term project. (Team Preferred) Here is the requirement specification : No. of Images Needed - 100 per day (50 Hindi + 50 English) Image Resolution - 720p+ Image Size - 1:1, 4:3, 1:1.5 (aspect ratio) Image Categories : a. Good Morning Quotes & Festival Greetings b. Good Night Quotes c.
Client : MallSG Campaign : Launch of [log ind for at se URL] Project : 15-second graphic video for facebook and instagram / Cut down version to 6 secdon ================================================================================================= TASK 1. 15-second video 2. 06-second video (cut down from 15-second) To create a launch video
I need to animate a funny phone call between the famous muppet "Kermit the Frog" and a news reporter sitting in his office. Here is a reference of a prankster on youtube animating his phone calls between two people: [log ind for at se URL] Attached to this contest is the audio file you will be using to animate to. In this skit
Hello I looking to write copy for just one email which would be the introduction email. People receiving this email will be requesting a free website wireframe. I am offering to build a website wireframe for free to people who give me their email. I would like the email to have some humor and be memorable. I don't just want to send a boring confirmation email like everyone else does. I want i...
Hi,my youtube channel name is demon vidz we post funny content on it and make people laugh we need views and subscribers. we need a good video on gaming or fighting preferably or any other [log ind for at se URL] budget is 200 usd or less. I will award the project in 3 days and then decide on it. I will create milestone in 3 days as bank is [log ind for at se URL] you can
Hello, we would like to get 5 cartoon type icons. The characters to create or draw are bulls. Five different icons, but that all have the same graphic style. Bold enough features, full drawings, very expressive and playful characters. You can see examples of what we expect in the attachments. ATTENTION/VERY IMPORTANT : Refer to attached photos
...100 shirts will be 100 euro or less, once again you can bid more but i will remove your bid. to give you an example you can take a look here https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+occupation+t-shirts these are the occupations that i want a t-shirt for. [log ind for at se URL] please open your project bid description with