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I need you to create a Covid 19 PCR and Repaid testing site with contents available online but no plagiarism. Make sure site looks all good, fresh, up to date technologies, using Logo, QR code for appointment scheduler, patient registration, and test results automatically sent to Dr, patient and country email. The sites also accepts major credit and debit cards for people who do not have insurance. The site should be full integrated with well known LIS and LIMS systems like QBench and other well known systems. The site should be simple and intuitive but very productive and scalable. Only designer/web authors who have vast experience in setting up sites for testing labs should contact me. Need it ASAP Examples of sites https://www.freelancer.com/users/l.php

...calculator. In the end, it will need to be embedded(?) as a plugin in an existing WordPress page (under construction so I can't link to anything yet) and have it's own "link" in the menu. Must fit into a sort of FAQ with drop-down answers, and if that is not possible. The function of the slide/price calculator is for clients to be able to calculate how much in total it will cost them to book a date to their postal code. So it's a price calculator for a named sexworker including transportationfee etc. The idea is that everything can work with just easy clicks with simple choices (like 1, 2 or 3 hours) and possibly extra services not included in the base price. No where in the input section should it be asked that they put in something that requires u...

Hi I need a reliable assistant/secretary to cut and paste data from websites into new contacts in Hubspot. You will get a list of links to companies like this one Your task is to extract the data and enter them into Hubspot. I am not sure how long it will take, so let's do it on an hourly basis. Please state your fee per hour. Please also write if you have experience with Hubspot. You will need a fast and stable internet connection. I look forward to working with you! Take care Erik

Hello, i have a magento 2.2 installed and i need help in two point - already installed webnise product tag but not works in frontend bcz don't see anything - amasty order attributes: there is a field where i should display a date. this date coming from 2000 but this refer to birth date of the customer so we should edit this to bring the year before the 2000s.

Hi, I am looking for a freelancer to hire for a big project regarding a book translation. Therefore I would like you to do a little translation sample for our customer before chosing the translator for this task. Total word count: 17.000 words. Estimated project start date: October Pleas find the short sample text to be translated here. Important: It does not have to be a 1:1 translation. Feel free to be creative and interpretative. "Åh jo, hvor har jeg haft mange gode oplevelser i klubben …. Dengang i 90´erne da jeg var yngre og slankere; nej måske var jeg ikke slankere, vægten var bare bedre fordelt, dengang var SLM et fristed. Man var fri for PANs larmende technohelvede, til tider intrigante miljø og ubehagelige gl...

Jeg har brug for en ny hjemmeside Designe og bygge den Lille virksomhedshjemmeside Bid website. Where u can sell urself for a date. :)

Jeg har brug for en ny hjemmeside Designe og bygge den Lille virksomhedshjemmeside Bid website. Where u can sell urself for a date. :)

Database to be run on Internet, with a small number of users, now 6 users. Login for each user, the database is not visible if you are not logged in. The database to be used for the creation and search of records. The information consists of standard personal data, address, and mail. Typing the postcode, the city name is found in an underlying base. Furthermore, there is the creation date / correction date 3 text fields and 2 dropdown field - and a note field. One drop down box shows the default login person (which is part of the drop down option) Searching is done on 3-4 fields individually, and results are displayed as list, which can be clicked on, as each result is displayed. The layout may be edit via CSS. The database must be a SQL database. The database mus...

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Hej, jeg har startet et lille projekt kaldet, ø Jeg har kun meget lidt erfaring med at bygge websites og er derfor løbet panden imod muren. Jeg står derfor og skal bruge en som kan færdiggøre mit projekt. Jeg har købt og betalt for et Theme kaldet Sweetdate Skulle du være den som mener at kunne færdiggøre mit projekt, hører jeg gerne fra dig. Prisen er jeg ikke helt bekendt med, men jeg forventer at du/i kan tilbyde mig et fornuftigt tilbud.

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I have a need for a professional wit...Google Maps data management. My project involves: - Inserting 'Website' information as a new entry to several destination points on Google Maps. - Regularly updating this information directly on the Google Maps platform. This position is well suited for someone with: - Practical knowledge and experience in handling Google Maps data. - Attention to detail and commitment to maintain accurate, up-to-date information. - Ability to manage bulk data and ensure information consistency across multiple destinations. Please note: This job does not involve any work on existing websites or website integration. We only need to add and maintain data directly on the Google Maps platform. *We pay when we check after 10 days the approved website...

I'm looking to have a multiplayer game developed for personal use and I need it as soon as possible. Key project...forward to seeing your proposal. Skills and experience ideal for this job: - Proven experience in multiplayer game development. - Prompt communication and reliability. - Ability to provide suggestions and insights based on my requirements. - Capable of meeting a quick turnaround time. - Proficiency in game development across various platforms. Your application should include your estimated delivery date, platform recommendation for best game experience, and a brief description of your method in creating an engaging multiplayer game. If you have a portfolio, please submit samples of previous multiplayer games you've developed. Looking forward to collaborat...

I'm seeking a skilled professional to edit my website's content and undertake some marketing tasks. The website currently has less than 10 pages and needs editing for improved user experience and increased product information. The main tasks will include: - Refining text, including product descriptions, home page copy, and all policies to ensure they are up-to-date and enticing. - Ensuring the updated information is SEO-friendly, to help improve our search engine ranking. The ideal candidate will have a strong background in: - Web content editing and proofreading - SEO optimization - Marketing and user engagement tactics I'm looking for a freelancer who is ready to take on this project promptly and drive it to completion. Link of page

...Illustrator, or similar software) Strong understanding of color theory, composition, and visual storytelling Ability to work independently and deliver high-quality work within the agreed-upon timeframe Deliverables: Three high-resolution UI mock-ups in PNG or PSD format Source files for each mock-up (e.g., layered PSD files) Timeframe: The project should be completed within 1 week of the start date. To apply, please submit the following: Portfolio showcasing your concept art and UI design skills A brief description of your experience with similar projects Your availability and estimated timeline for completing the project If your portfolio and experience align with the project requirements, I will provide a detailed brief with more information about the game and the specific m...

...The app should be available on both iOS and Android platforms. The primary goal of the app is to enhance family communication and organization, so it will feature several key functionalities, including: - User registration and login - Family tree visualization - Photo upload and tagging - Entering details for individuals by Admin or other users with approval from Admin - Family News - Family Calendar - Admin Notifications and user notifications - Family Board data with accomplishments The app should have an intuitive and user-friendly interface, making it easy for all family members to interact with. Experience in developing similar applications, particularly those focused on social interaction and organization, is highly desirable. I have a Window application with all detai...

I'm seeking an Excel expert to help me with data analysis, formulas, and pivot tables. I work with Excel 2019. Key Responsibilities: - I want to see the mode of payment according to date wise in report sheet according to datewise Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in Excel 2019. - Expertise in data analysis, formulas, and pivot tables. - Experience in creating automated reports or dashboards (desirable but not mandatory). - Excellent communication and problem-solving skills.

...labeling the purchased items clearly, and preparing for their shipment to Ireland. **Task Overview:** - **Purchase Orangina:** Secure 29 bottles of Orangina from a minimum of two distinct retail locations. Preference for varying shops to compare regional stock variances. - **Data Entry:** Log into our online platform to input two critical pieces of information for each product: the best before date and the store from where it was purchased. - **Labeling:** Each of the 29 bottles must be labeled in a manner that correlates with the entered data, ensuring no discrepancies. - **Shipping Coordination:** Prepare the samples for shipping. The process for this will be communicated and facilitated on our end to ensure a seamless transition. **Ideal Skills and Experience:** - **Organiza...

In order to further our online presence, we’re on the hunt for an experienced SEO expert who can help us boost...we’re on the hunt for an experienced SEO expert who can help us boost web traffic, improve our search engine rankings on Google, and ultimately generate more leads and sales. To give you an idea of where we're currently at, we've made minimal efforts in SEO, and we're eager to expand upon this. The desired candidate would: - Have a deep understanding of Google’s ranking algorithm - Be up-to-date on the latest SEO strategies and trends - Have proven experience in driving traffic, improving rankings, and generating leads/sales - Be based in or have expert knowledge of the Indonesian market. We're excited to see what you can br...

... labeling the purchased items clearly, and preparing for their shipment to Ireland. **Task Overview:** - **Purchase Orangina:** Secure 4 bottles of Orangina from a minimum of two distinct retail locations. Preference for varying shops to compare regional stock variances. - **Data Entry:** Log into our online platform to input two critical pieces of information for each product: the best before date and the store from where it was purchased. - **Labeling:** Each of the 4 bottles must be labeled in a manner that correlates with the entered data, ensuring no discrepancies. - **Shipping Coordination:** Prepare the samples for shipping. The process for this will be communicated and facilitated on our end to ensure a seamless transition. **Ideal Skills and Experience:** - **Organizat...

I'm seeking an exam invigilator assist for an on-site exam in La Ceiba. We provide test administration services to test-takers worldwide. For this purpose, we look for professionals who we contact on an "as-needed" basis work at professional centers administering certifications. We provide com...training and assignments pay hourly for the entire scheduled time, even if the exam ends early. We have an assignment coming up where a test taker has been approved to have the exam read outloud to them. For this assignment, you are required to be present on-site, and read the exam content aloud to the test taker. The exam is taking place at a professional testing center in Ceiba, Costa Rica. Date: Wednesday, 24 April, 2024 Time: 7:30 am to 12:45 pm We provide full trai...

I need a skilled freelancer to help develop a comprehensive and engaging social media platform. Key Features: - User profiles with profile picture, bio, customizable cover photos, and activity feed. - A news feed to keep users up-to-date. - Messaging system to facilitate communication among users. - Capability for users to upload videos, photos, reels, shorts, and text posts. - Additional features include allowing users to ask questions, create polls, make posts similar to tweets, and go live. -Runs Ads, promotions, collaborations, Campaigns with paid boosting, etc Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficiency in app development, preferably with social networking apps. - Experience with profile, photo, and video management features. - Strong understanding of how to implement cus...

I need an experienced graphic designer who can help me enhance the design of basic ID cards for my organization's 44 employees. Key Requirements: - I will provide an Excel file with detailed employee information. This should be included in the design. - Each ID card should include the employee's Name, Employee ID Number, Date of Birth, Emergency Contact Number, and the Company Address. - The design should be professional and visually appealing. I'm looking for someone who can take on this task urgently and provide high-quality work within a short timeframe. Your past experience in designing functional and aesthetically pleasing ID cards will be a huge advantage.

I am using Mec event calendar with woocomerce and user dashboard integration I need little bit configuration. 1. User who bought the the pack of lessons redirecting to dashboard 2. Woocomerce product must be show at the user dashboard Choosing at calendar when he want have lesson(selling 10 hours pack) each lesson goes 1 hour so need able to choose 10 times and choose the teacher ( in our plugin its speaker so need to change just name speaker to teacher) 3. Teacher can login and make his availability and only his students.

...of software and processes ● Oversee validation strategies and verification testing of changes ● Collaborate with internal teams and vendors to fix and improve products ● Ensure software complies with SLAs and compliance requirements ● Ensure that there is adequate technical documentation for new and changed features ● Ensure software is up-to-date with latest technologies ● Constantly looking to identify impediments early, actively working to resolve those impediments, and escalates when needed ● Represent good, better, best options when discussing scope of work, timelines, and priorities with Delivery Manager, Product Owner and other stakeholders. Actively participate in building level of effort estima...

I'm seeking a proficient writer to draft a comprehensive scholarship guide specifically tailored for college students. Key Sections: - Applicatio...the scholarship application process. This should include insights on what scholarship committees look for in an application. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - Proven experience in writing educational or career development content - Familiarity with the scholarship process and the needs and concerns of college students - Excellent research skills to provide accurate and up-to-date information - Strong writing skills to engage and inform the target audience - Ability to adhere to deadlines and deliver high-quality work Your work should not only be informative but also engaging and easy to understand for our t...

1. Scope of Work a. Editing Revise the provided manuscript to meet the registration standards and tone suited for platforms like Wikipedia. The start date of the work shall be designated as April 20, 2024 b. Linking Search for and attach relevant English articles if additional links are needed. - Replace Korean links with English ones, except where no relevant articles exist. c. Registration:

...administrators to configure various leave types such as vacation, sick leave, and bereavement leave to accommodate different company policies. - Provide functionalities for employees to request and track leaves such as sick leave, vacation, etc routing based on employee hierarchy to ensure that leave requests are reviewed and approved by the appropriate authorities. - Include a calendar view and yearly holiday calendar to facilitate easy leave scheduling and tracking for both employees and administrators Attendance Management: - Record employee attendance through methods biometric devices and employees can view their hours worked, breaks, and overtime. Customizable Payroll Management: - Designate authorized users to manage payroll processes like uploading or deleting ...

...creating clear and professional audio recordings in Thai and accurately transcribing audio content. Responsibilities: Record high-quality audio in Thai, ensuring proper pronunciation, clarity, and fluency. Transcribe audio recordings from Thai, accurately capturing all content and speaker nuances. Proofread and edit transcripts for accuracy, consistency, and adherence to style guides. Stay up-to-date on Thai language trends and cultural references. Qualifications: Native or near-native fluency in Thai language. Excellent listening comprehension skills and a keen ear for detail. Strong typing skills and proficiency in word processing software (e.g., Microsoft Word). Experience with audio recording and editing software (a plus). Experience with transcription software (a plus). ...

I'm seeking a capable and proactive digital designer and clothing supplier. Design Responsibilities: - Logo design: I need a sleek, modern logo that reflects the unique identity of a retail brand. - Graphic Design: Original print designs are needed for T-shirts, hoodies, and hats. Clothing Supply: - I'm intending to supply T-shirts, hoodies, and hats. I'm keen to work with an up-to-date clothing supplier knowledge about the current market and industry standards. Sales Platforms: - I plan to sell on various platforms including an ecommerce website, through social media, and in physical retail stores. Experience with design for multi-channel retail would be invaluable. Prospective freelancers should have proven experience in digital design, specifically graphic ...

...help drive significant sales increase. Key Requirements: - Proven expertise in social media marketing - Track record of boosting sales through digital marketing - Ability to work independently and make data-driven decisions Responsibilities: - Creating and executing a strategy aimed at driving sales - Analyzing data to evaluate campaign performance and make necessary optimizations - Keeping up to date with industry trends and best practices Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in social media platforms and tools - Strong understanding of digital marketing principles - Analytical thinking and data interpretation - Excellent communication and collaboration skills Experience with similar sales-focused projects and a clear understanding of the business-to-customer landscape is highly desi...

I require the development of an Android Java Studio App designed for entertainment purposes with an emphasis on task management as a core feature. Specifications: - The application must be built using Android Java Studio. - It should ideally support up-to-date Android versions. Experience with Java programming language, Android SDK, and Android Studio IDE is crucial. Core Features: - Entertainment aspects to be discussed in greater detail at a later stage within the project. Creativity and ideas for entertainment-focused applications are a definite advantage. Task Management Features: - The app must primarily include the ability to manage tasks. While specific functionalities were not listed, potential features of interest could be creating tasks, setting due dates, and assign...

I'm seeking a proficient freelancer with expertise in pest control, particularly focusing on insects, within the agricultural sector. Key Tasks: - Developing insightful content on pest management strategies - Offering comprehensive knowledge on insect control - Outlini...comprehensive knowledge on insect control - Outlining sustainable pest control methods relevant to crop cultivation Ideally, the chosen freelancer would have: - A strong background in agriculture and entomology - Experience with pest control strategies - Great communication skills to deliver the material in an easy-to-understand format The target deadline for this project is within a month from the date of hire. I'm looking forward to working with someone passionate about agriculture and effective pest...

I'm seeking an exam invigilator with at least a Bachelor's degree to administer an on-site exam in Bertrange, Luxembourg. This is a one-time gig with the potential for future opportunities. We provide test administration and accommodation solutions to test-takers n...time, even if the exam ends early. We have a computer exam coming up where a test taker has been approved for a Reader and input assistance. For this assignment, you are required to be present on-site, sit with the test taker, and read the exam content aloud. You will then enter the answers as instructed by the candidate. The exam is taking place at a professional testing center in Truro, UK. Date: Tuesday, 23 April, 2024 Time: 9:30 am to 10:30 am We provide full training, and this assignment will pay $2...

At the heart of this project, we need a website that will aim to drive online sales ...wine tastings and special events. Preferences: - Detailed product pages where customers can view reviews, ratings, and pairing suggestions with origins of each wine. - We also need a system to manage bookings for tastings and events. Must Haves: - Booking form: An automated booking platform for wine tastings and events - Testimonials: Highlight client stories and successful events - Event Calendar: A portal that shows when tastings and events are scheduled Desired Skills: - Web Design - E-commerce - Social Media Marketing - SEO - Copywriting Experience in the wine industry is a huge plus. We are eager to witness the transformation of our digital presence to increase wine sales and event...

...targeting small business owners and CPA firms in the US We're looking for a superstar for Business Development and Linkedin outreach. You must be based in US. The job will consist of: - Reaching out to people on Linkedin/ conferences/ business meetups - Attempting to arrange meetings for the team - Attaching and responding with brochures when leads request more details - Book a time on our calendar for confirmed leads Please let us know why you are right for this position. Key requirements: - Experience in cold emailing and LinkedIn based lead generation. - Proficient in creating and managing outbound campaigns. - Proven track record in generating leads. - Deep understanding of B2B targeting. The ideal candidate should possess: - Strong communication and interpersonal ...

...seeking an expert to create a highly functional and streamlined tracking spreadsheet for multiple facets of a construction project. Ideal candidates should be well-versed in project tracking/reporting, with a profound understanding of construction processes, including: - Timeline: The ability to articulate project deadlines and various stages of the construction in a clean, easy-to-understand calendar view. - Material Inventory: Significant experience creating systems for tracking material usage, including real-time updates, order monitoring, and being able to predict future needs. - Work Progress: Demonstrate a robust understanding of work progress tracking across multiple work fronts, and be able to visualize the progress in a tangible way for stakeholders to understand. The ...

I need an age verification popup for my website that is displayed upon entry to any page. Key requirements: - Ability to change validation type (e.g. Over/Under 18; Date-of-birth, Year-of-birth) - see images - Ability to change images, text, background and redirection address (for Under 18) - To remember age verification forever (for Over 18s) and this session for Under 18s I already have a mock up design and imagery files available. The website is hosted by Neto e-Commerce and I have full access to all files.

...someone who can create engaging, in-depth content on a variety of topics, including Technology, Health, Life Coaching, and Education. The ideal candidate should be able to cover these subjects in a way that's both informative and compelling. Key requirements and responsibilities: - Crafting 750-1000 word blog posts on a regular basis (frequency not yet confirmed) - Researching and keeping up-to-date with the latest trends and developments in the specified topics - Ensuring all content is original and not AI generated - Writing in a style that's accessible and engaging for a broad audience Ideally, you should have: - Proven experience in content writing, particularly blogs - Knowledge or background in the specified industries (Technology, Health, Life Coaching, Educa...

Seeking sales oriented freelancer to help our charitable organization raise funds to supply medical equipment to people in need in Israe...this extra internal service for Project Mobility. In other words, our suppliers will contribute to your compensation so that our donors continue to receive excellent value and efficiency for their donations. In addition to the human qualities described above, it would be wonderful if you are comfortable or even progressive in the online world so that our Project Mobility can benefit from up-to-date thinking about the technology that we use for digital outreach. We are certain that room exists for a creative dynamic to drive us forward. This is a wonderful opportunity on a financial and human level. You will be doing good, and will be amply...

I'm looking for a skilled web developer to create a platform dedicated to conducting employee performance reviews. This will be a crucial tool primarily utilized...access and navigate through. - Integration with email services is essential. Notifications for upcoming reviews, reminders, and other relevant communication should be sent through this system. - Calendar scheduling tools should also be incorporated to allow easy organization of review meetings. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in web development, particularly for building interactive and user-friendly platforms. - Experience with HR-related platforms is a plus. - A strong understanding of performance review processes and best practices. - Familiarity with integrating email services and calendar tool...

...city of Stockholm every month and the payment for this project is €200 (per month) In each bar you will assess 1 product using our app that you will download on your phone. Product costs will also be covered at the end of the project. Training material will be provided before the project begins. Please Note: You must be available to complete the project within 10 days of every month. A start date and deadline will be provided every month. Specific requirements for the project include: - Conducting bar audits in Stockholm, Sweden - Collecting data on an app - Must have an android device - A Thermometer and Ruler will need to be purchase for the research. This cost will also be reimburse. Skills and experience needed for this project: - Strong analytical skills - Excell...

...tracking grants; * Serves as a liaison to all funding agencies and organizations; * Works with appropriate personnel to research, develop, write and submit letters of inquiry, concept papers and grant proposals; * Coordinates and follows-up on the progress of submitted proposals; Institutional Effectiveness; • Develops and maintains a master file on pending grants and contracts; • Remains up-to-date on current issues relative to grant proposals; • Inform business owner on the progress of all grants and issues that may arise with each grant. • Maintains confidentiality of information exposed to in the course of business Minimum Education, Skills and Abilities; * proven successful track record in the last year of approved grants versus submissions * min 5 yea...

...of new orders with customer information, order details (product, quantity, price), and shipping method. - Track order status (received, processing, shipped, delivered). - Generate invoices and receipts for orders. 4. Shipping and Delivery Tracking - Record shipping details, including carrier, tracking number, and expected delivery date. - Update order status when shipped and delivered. 5. Reports and Analytics - Generate sales reports by date, product, or customer. - Inventory level reports. - Customer order history and patterns. Instructions: Based on the given information do the following: 1: Create a DFD using Visual Paradigm. (Note: we have worked on VP in class) 2. Choose Entities 3. Create ERD based on the entities chosen 4. Create tables/files ...

...to the database: Please go over all of the records, and filter ones that match all criteria: 1. EIA Screening Application/Statement or EIA Scoping Application/Statement and 2. The application is for an activity in the sea Start a new spreadsheet, and for every such record, meeting the above criteria, add a row to the spreadsheet including: date of the record, screening/scoping, title of the application (translated to English), a url linking to the application on the NEA website. In addition, download the screening/scoping report document, translate it to English with Google translate, and provide it as well. Start the search from most recent and search backwards in time. Once you find 30 sea-related records, you can stop (+ include

...looking for someone experienced in web scraping and data collation. The project will involve scraping blog articles in HTML format and compiling desired information into an Excel file. Key Project Requirements: * The extraction will be from specified URLs, using their individual patterns for efficient and accurate scraping. * For each blog article, I need the title, the full text, and the publish date extracted. * This scraped data must be properly arranged in an Excel file for easy analysis. * List of articles is here: Ideal Candidate Expertise: * Proven experience in web scraping is a must, preferably with full understanding of HTML structures. * Proficiency in Excel and data organization. * Attention to detail to ensure accuracy of the scraped data. * An understanding

I'm looking for someone to write technical guides on various aspects of technology. The content should be informative and well-structured, aimed primarily at intermediate users. I have some content but ... aimed primarily at intermediate users. I have some content but i cant use that so i need similar content for this and need to be done asap Key Skills: - Strong command of technical writing - Proficiency in explaining complex concepts in a clear and engaging manner - Understanding of the needs and challenges of intermediate technology users - Good research skills to produce accurate and up-to-date content. The ideal candidate would have experience in both technology and content writing. This project is a great opportunity for someone who enjoys simplifying complex tech top...

...   Rules for the form: 1. All fields must be filled in (validation works) 2. autofill (doesn't work) 3. phone number in 10 digit format (check works) 4. The email input must follow the rules of RegEx for email validation and must be matched with the second email entered (does not work) 5. email again. But email passes without problems in the format sad@df and tyr@df, which is wrong 6. Enter your date of birth. The user must be 18+ (working) 7. Comments: at least 3 characters. 8. Check the box that you agree with our rules, Terms, etc. (works) If you have time, you can also check: Move the hamburger to the left, and move the logo to the right. They are in a container and I can't figure them out. Somewhere other rules prevent this from being done.   Go th...

Project Budget: $100 Project Deadline: 1-2 Days Project Type: Custom WordPress Plugin Project Difficulty: Standard PHP Version: 8.2 and above Project Overview: Custom WordPress plugin required to allow a user to: - Upload a CSV with bulk new POST data - Select a post category, schedule start date, choose how many posts to PUBLISH each a day - Import post data and create all new posts as DRAFTS, to go live on the specified post schedule & keep a suitable log that can be checked - Insert the new POST IDs back into the original CSV file & automatically download the update CSV for a user 5* FEEDBACK WILL BE LEFT FOR YOU

...respect). Your role would be either the man or the woman. THE COMPLETE SCRIPT (restaurant scene) MAN: It's wonderful to finally meet you. WOMAN: Thank you. WOMAN: You’re writing me a check?!? What do you take me for? I'm not a prostitute, you pig!! I thought this was a date! MAN: Omigosh! No! I'm SORRY. I HONOR you. I’m SO sorry. But I saw you were wearing this cross--and it reminded me: I gotta pay the Indians rent. (bedroom scene) WOMAN: Honey, are you coming to bed? MAN: Coming. MAN: The goddamn fucking Indians!!!! ——————&mda...