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Need a logo/label for branded t-shirts/baseball caps. I'm looking for a unique, eye-catching design that will reflect my hobby of smoking meat. I use a smoker to cook brisket, baby back ribs, and pork butts. The name of my Barbeque is "Burnt Fingers Barbeque". One time while preparing for an event, I touched the hot grates and burned grill marks into and across the underside of my fingers. I would appreciate your creative input to select one that aligns with the overall theme. Ideal skills/qualifications for the project include: - Ability to create dynamic themed design around "Burnt Fingers Barb-Q".

Muddy Butts Farm is a women-owned and operated Farm that specializes in beekeeping, heritage breed ducks and geese for eggs, and fruits and vegetables. I am looking for a logo that is whimsical, but vintage-looking to represent my brand. Elements in my design: Ducks, Geese, Eggs, Bees, Fruits, Vegetables, and a blonde woman in a straw sunhat with glasses.

My business is erotic candles and requires moulds of male and female bodies , genitalia , breasts and butts. I would like to start off with a few samples of different sizes and would like to work on designing to seeing the final product made. Please find below the moulds that I am after to be designed, made and shipped to me: 1 x masculine bottom 1x feminine bottom (can supply photo) 1 x big butt ( can supply photo) 1x erect penis (Will require a design) 1x flaccid penis ( will require a design) 1x vagina ( will supply image of idea) 1 x female breasts ( can supply photo) 1 x female body (no arms) 1 x male body ( no arms ) 1 x pregnant body (no arms) 1 x large feminine body (no arms) 1 x large masculine body (no arms) One I am satisfied with the quality...

My business is erotic candles and requires moulds of male and female bodies , genitalia , breasts and butts. I would like to start off with a few samples of different sizes and would like to work on designing to seeing the final product made. One I am satisfied with the quality , I will go ahead and order more. I’ve uploaded some files below as an example , but wanted to be a little different than what’s on the market which I’m more than happy to talk to You about. If you can help with this , I look forward to Your response to get this process started. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindest regards, Omar Starr

Adventurers Guide to The Wonderverse is a science-fantasy roleplaying game set in the calamitous, colorful ruins of The Crossroads. It's been five hundred years since an extradimensional convergence ravaged the lands; there are ruins to plunder, ancient constructs to awaken, butts to kick, and snacks to be had. In a cosmos confounded, may your stories be strange. Powered by our D20-based Adventure?! system, AGTTW boasts blistering streamlined combat, a dynamic progression sandbox, and a dash of survivalist gameplay that pushes roleplay.

Looking to design a logo for my small business hand made soap company. The name is Mutts & Butts Soap Co. This is will be an Etsy shop. Please let me know if you have any questions! Thank you! Additional Detail….The name could be Fido & Friends Soap Co. Is it possible to create a logo for each? This could help me choose the name. Thank you!!

I have uploaded a file i woukd like the " "Manchester" to be replaced with "Butts" and the soccer/foot balls ⚽️ to be replaced with rugby balls ?

Please ILLUSTRATE the “BOOTYS: ALL SHAPES, SIZES AND COLORS” image using Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop. 1. Please make the final image similar to example file named “LAYOUT AND ILLUSTRATION STYLE SIMILAR TO THIS” but instead of boobs show various sizes, shapes and colors of butts (with funny names below). 2. Please think of all kinds of booty types, illustrate them and label them with creative and funny names below (see other example files for ideas). 3. Please make various bootys standing slightly to the left, centered and slightly to the right randomly. 4. Please make the bootys diverse: white, brown and black in random shades. 5. We prefer an illustration style similar to example files named “LAYOUT AND ILLUSTRATION STYLE SIMILAR TO THIS&rdquo...

The second set of animations I need are these> 1. Someone spanking themself. 2. Somone groping their butt 3. Breast grope 1 4. Breast grope 2 All these animations must have the hands at 3 different distances from the breast/butt. , and at each distance outward, the hands spread out at 3 different widths. The reason for this is that I want there to be animations to match different size butts/breasts. E.g. a bigger breast would have the hand animations further out, and the hands extended wider than a smaller breast would.

...the ass while running under the ball on the sideline in route to catch my own touchdown pass. Large Flying Blimp in the background over stadium that says (OrangeCrushFestival) logo (3) - similar scene as before except this time we are on defense and I’m playing safety and I catch and interception and run it back for a touchdown. (4) strip club scene. Strip Club full of beautiful women with big butts of all races and nationalities. I’m the only man in the club except the Dj who it fat black and has long dreads tied up high into a pony tail and dark sunglasses. I’m throwing literally millions of dollars in the club and flooding it out with money. (5) mansion pool Party scene. Me on stage at mansion pool Party with big booty dancers in front and in the pool and ...

I'm opening a pet supply retail store named Fuzzy Buttz Pet Supply, and I need a logo created. I want to use the colors colonial blue, white, and navy blue. I would like to somehow incorporate puppies and kittens with their butts tilted towards the viewer, but not full on just butt.

Need a logo made for our catering business WANTING A FUNNY PIG OR CHICKEN OR SOMETHING FUNNY FOR LOGO Prefer color!! Old wood background behind logo!! NAME:COUSIN'S BARBEQUE Est 2020 SLOGAN: MEAT SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT TO SWALLOW Or WE RUB BUTTS

...ten years. We plan on retiring in 3 months. To further that goal, we recently purchased a 5.5-acre piece of property in central Florida and plan on turning it into a working homestead. We want to take our friends and family along for that ride. That means we will be doing a vlog and YouTube stuff. Additionally, we plan on do A LOT of gardening, crazy amounts of woodworking, and cooking our butts off! I fancy we will also get an Etsy account and peddle our crafts online and at the local weekend market. However, after a little research, it appears that “branding” is an actual thing. We have not been in the U.S. in quite some time and haven’t really kept up with the social media thing. LOL! It seems that everyone wants to get noticed and everyone has a &l...

We are Anglian Water Direct - and have large agencies that we work with but are keen to see if there is anyone out there that can be more responsive and cost effective for some of our smaller jobs. We would like to create an A5 leaflet - single sided full colour print (we can get it printed) to promote our water butts using images from the website above. We need the initial design turned around in a week and amends within a couple of days after.

I'm looking for a digital illustration of a different dog breeds that I can use for a business postcard. The picture attached is what I have in mind, with two rows of different dog breeds showing their butts and backs. I'm hoping to have 6-7 dogs on the top row and 6-7 dogs on the bottom row. Some dog breeds I'd like to include are corgis, french bulldogs, pugs, and golden retrievers. Other breeds are up to you, but please try to include different breeds of both big and small dogs. The color theme I'm looking for is also similar to the picture, with more neutral tones.

This new property will require 8 cameras, alarm system, internal and external light control, water monitoring with outside tanks (rainwater collected butts), intelligent blind/curtain control. underfloor heating, water and electric, access control eg. doors. A photovoltaic roof panels monitoring power during daylight charging will be fitted, plus a 24kw battery store in basement, also a 300ltr water tank hot water reserve in basement, from a heat source solar roof array, pumped. . outside/inside temperature display. screens (touch control) x3. These are just a few of the requirements for this new build planning has not been granted yet, but we are hoping for a decision by end of March/April 2021, kind regards Andrew and Melisa Graves

Hello, I am Rap Artist I need cover for my new single / Artwork cover created The Artwork Must include my artist name (BIG DADDY SWOLLS) and the Title of my new Single (ROLL IT BACK) Also Must be in a perfect square The song is about girls butts and them rolling it back the creativity part is up to you. I have attached a picture i would like used in the cover art feel free to cut crop or use whatever or do whatever to it. Thank you looking forward to see you works

Hello, I need a logo created for a campaign called "Bin Your Butt". This is a behavior change campaign created to encourage smokers to rethink how they dispose of their cigarette butts to help decrease cigarette butt litter. I'd like the logo to be simple, but show how someone is throwing their cigarette butt in a bin that looks like the attached image. And to include the words "Bin Your Butt". Thank you!

Hi! We want to create a logo for a BBQ Sandwich trailer We are Texans, Here are some ideas so you can inspire: Trailer Colors: Mate Black and Orange We will sell Pork only, so we want to add it to the logo, find attached some Logo Ideas! The name is "Texas Butts" Please add in the logo: "Irving Texas" Texas State Silhouette

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I am looking for a business logo for a Cook/Chef that will read: Chef Robert Butts I am open to all color schemes and creative designs. Please include a "cooking skillet" within logo design. Please use regular white background for all logo submissions.

Skyview Tree Specialists is a top-rated tree service that serves counties all across Kansas. We are a newer business looking to make a statement with an iconic brand. We bust our butts all day long and want our brand to reflect the hard work and grit that goes into our company. An ideal logo would be rugged/vintage, unique, simple, have the icon and the company name separate, and include the colors black, rust orange, possibly a soft gray, and white. We are looking to do big things with our company and want to give credit to people who help us get there. If you’re up for the task, we’d love to see what you have to offer! Attached are pictures of logos we like to help give an idea of what we’re after.

I need a creative, modern, edgy chef logo with a cooking cast iron and chef hat that reads: Chef Robert Butts colors: red, black and gold

I need a design for a pull out sofa bed for my camper. As you can see from the picture, I want to be able to pull the seat of the sofa out & up to have it flatten out into a bed. I understand that the pivot point on the back of the sofa is just a pin in a slider/slot but I can’t figure out how to make the hinge between the bottom & back work so that it doesn’t bind when converting but still butts up end to end when in the bed configuration. I can design the legs to support the free floating end of the bed configuration. The couch flattens out into a twin size bed & the hinges must be able to support the weight of an adult male. The cushions are 1/2” thick plywood covered in 3.5” of foam. I can fabricate supporting if need be. The final caveat is t...

My name is Alexis and I'm an aspiring actress. I'd like help writing about a 2 minute scene with a male partner James We'd be superheroes (think X-Men), and my character would like to stop James from going after the bad guy 'cause it's a trap and we just had our butts kicked in a recent battle. I insist on helping him fight, despite James's protests and ultimately get my way.

...trash2cash program which is having the magical effect of engaging people to stop the throwing, and burning of waste by saving these clean and dry resources to be upcycled with small industrial quality technologies to convert in to a cash resource. This same economy can be used by the local communities to tackle all sorts of waste problems and capture the resource to benefit. Plastics, cigarette butts, glass, paper, banners, waste water from kitchen, shower, laundry and toilet for other resources such as clean water and energy while stopping the pollution to the environment. There is also the EcoChampion competition which is a fun cool competition to do actionable tasks which clean up our environment and stop any further pollution from waste plastics :) If you choose to contri...

...York, NY 10013-3114, United States Freedom Bootcamp - Boston 5/17 Fri 9 AM - 3PM · by Scott Stolze 77 Sleeper St, Boston, MA 02 We are working to setup 2-5 programs a month, so this could easily be $4-12,500/mo of recurring work if you can get the butts in the chairs....

Draft the attached PDF in Full 3d Model Build an Animation of Gross Pollutants running trough the HydraVane including the following: 1. Normal Flow Operation 2. Heavy Rain Operation 3. Cleaning Operation Flow Diagram Attached, please ask for any further information Show the unit installed in the ground, oil dripping off a car, show cigarette butts and litter. Include the tank Installed and rubbish flowing from carparks including oil and show its capture. Need to add a Product Introduction, how the system works, cleaning and a slide on our company at the end, we have many more we want to do once we have this one done. As Sample Movie's:

...the technologies on the inside in action. So people will need to able to come inside and actually take part in upcycling or will be able to open from the side so people can see. The type of technologies are included below with pictures and dimensions. Table saw, plastic moulding injection, granulator, work table, tools, pen making equipment, plastic2fuel machine, Washing machine for cigarette butts, pillow making machine (if possible), Glass pulveriser, Paper shredder and briquette machine, containers to move the resources around in the truck, containers to store made products. Containers for clean river equipment with scuba tanks and air compressor. Also EV battery power bank from solar panels. Clean air tech and solar panel on top of truck or bus to clean the air. Idea...

...(about 1/3rd of inside space). Separate this compartment and the butt receptacle compartment with a sliding wall that runs form the bottom to the top and can be easily removed for cleaning. Wall fits into and out of molded slots on the interior. Goal is to minimize risk of ash starting a smoldering fire while being ashed on existing butts. This also eliminates the associated smell. Again, just picture a sliding wall on the inside (1/3rd ash / 2/3rd butts). The ashtray compartment should have a concave circular grinder / asher near the top that enables the smoker to put out the cigarette, grind it down to a smaller size (better capacity) and ash through small holes to the bottom. This concave grinder / asher can be built into the sliding wall for easier manufacturing...

Hi, I want a memorable 20-30 second ad for my web hosting businesses YouTube channel. I want the ad to mention hosting services and somehow incorporate our mascot The Web Doctor. I don't care if he kicks open a door and punches an alligator in the nuts - I wanna see something that's going to make people laugh their butts off. Please - no use of actual animals in your production. If you do decide to go with the alligator use a cartoon or a guy in a costume - no real animals, please. It does not HAVE to be a doctor kicking a door and punching an alligator in the balls - what I want is something memorable so feel totally free to take artistic license and show me how your idea can achieve better sales! I'm open to ideas - the end goal is to achieve high visibility...

Looking for artistic...side structure (20 or 24x32 is not built. It will be white stucco with decorative brick elements somewhere. I'm envisioning large glass doors on both long sides to access both the courtyard on one side and a porch on the opposite side. The two main structures are joined on the front by a 2' thick wall with a rusted metal pitched roof. this roof is shorter than the two main buildings so it butts up against the wall, rather than having two roofs tie in together at 90 degrees. This wall will have a door in the center so that guests on the property will enter into the courtyard and then into the house. The back part of the courtyard is a simple hallway, maybe 6 feet wide to access both main structures without going outside. All roofs are rust...

...and now the entire mountainside in the Annapurna Base Camp Area have already received all the resources bins and we are in the process of installing them now. These clean and dry packagings can be up cycled in to valuable and useful products which can save the community money or make them money. We can do this with ALL items we would consider waste: plastic bags, plastic wrappers, even cigarette butts, diapers and sanitary pad. The list is endless. With this program the old world of waste disappears while a clean and green world of resources appear. We need to engage the trekkers and guides so they can participate with the program and not throw their rubbish in to the resource bins and contaminate the resource. The way we want to do this is to place billboard posters which expla...

We are hosting an annual K9 training event to teach dogs and their Search and Rescue volunteer handlers to find missing people, on land and on water. This is sponsored by Canine Search and Recovery, a not for profit organization. 114 dogs and handlers are coming to this event and we want offer those SAR attendees who are working their butts off in this training seminar an awesome kick-ass T-shirt for the event. More details: The logo for the non-profit CSAR organization needs to be displayed somewhere on the t-shirt (attached, though you don't need to keep these colors.) An organization who donated a significant amount of money asks for their initials on the t-shirt somewhere, this is NCVMA (NC Vet school advisory board), and the location is Haw River State Park, NC, and the...

...understand marketing piece that catches their attention. Important points: SIDE 1 30 Day FREE Trial Save 15% with Promo Code (we will variably insert the code to the design, but you can use the promo code "CHRIS" for now. Create a BLANK SPACE that runs the full width for us to insert a website URL. Tag Line: Want More Butts In Seats? Imagery? FULL or PACKED RESTAURANT - Maybe a line of people waiting to get into a restaurant? Be Creative, I am attaching some BUTTS In seats images, but we cant use these as I do not have the copyright to them. SIDE 2 - the Instructional Side! Here we tell them the details. There are two ways they can get their free trial. Either Text a "Keyword" to a phone number or go to the same website URL we put on the front! W...

Hey there! I'm looking for someone that can help me pick up some overflow slack. For the right person, this could be a long-term gig... pending we five and all that jazz. Our biz is growing! Yay. But, we need a few more hands on deck to cover our butts and help meet deadlines. That's a BIG word for us. 'Deadlines.' Think you have what it takes to turn stuff in on a timely manner? You might be a good fit...Read on. Basically, you’d tell me a week or two in advance what you can handle and I’ll do my best to accommodate. Pay is via PayPal 1 x week or bi-weekly. Whichever you prefer. I’m currently living in Mexico for the next 6-months so not many other options for payment. Topics range from plastic surgery to random descriptions of all sorts to...

I am getting ready to launch a website and lifestyle online magazine targeted specifically to low and middle-income, single-parent moms, and conveying a message of respect and encouragement for low-income women who essentially work their butts off to maintain their small corner of the world each and every day; women who, beyond all odds, find a way to hold it together for themselves and their kids. This magazine will cover topics of interest to women, but will do so with an eye to the pertinent issues and constraints faced by low-income single parents. The magazine will highlight information and resources relevant to our target audience, such as the nature of poverty in the US and creative ideas and solutions for coping and ultimately overcoming poverty, the future of work, stress r...

Need a simple, but stunning logo for a website called superchefpreneur.com. We help restaurants get more business with social media. "We put butts in the seats so you can put money in the bank." The logo exhibit and show success. A blend of artistic- Chef and Money making Business- Entrepreneur.

...call fun! When the audience reads it i'd like their reaction to be "wow I love it who are these people!!" SO in saying all of the above, The front of the tee is to say: More Vitals Less Rectal's The back of the tshirt to say: No butts about it! #wirelesszooTM (The TM = trademarked and id like the hashtag to be smaller in font to the NO butts saying) What i would also like is for an image to be incorporated into the wording. For example a cartoon caricature of a dog and his butt and tail- possible include their legs into the "No butts about it!" wording. I would like some kind of image incorporated into the words as i feel it would impact the saying more. I am open to options Size width: to fit the chest area of a t...

...sense of discipline, creative ideas and a good eye. text me and i ll send you examples in pm. evaluate carefully if you can do this and understand what I want. even thou the pics are for Instagram, they are not as easy to make as they look. if you have some artsy vision and- ability- to make a videos- BIG bonus. Also, please note that I am not looking for a commercial type of photos ( no boobs, butts, outfit, make up, food, vivid colours, contrast and cheap dresses). I pay 600 pounds for 40 beautiful high quality images like the one that were done in 90s. More documentary, more artsy and random like. Please note -  I do not pay for an unlimited quantity and time. We can do thousands of photos, but they all might be rubbish. Thus I pay for a quality and for the exact amount...

I have a digital music single that I am releasing soon. I am looking for someone who can get real creative with a psychedelic feel. The name of the song is “XXXTRA” . I will be attaching the song and the photo I would like to use. I am visualizing to big butts on the cover. Maybe with the background cut out. 1. Title “XXXTRA” 2. Artwork sizes of 3000 x 3000 pixels 3. 300dpi 4. RGB color schem 5. PSD File type 6. Use image included PLEASE ADD ARTIST NAME ALSO: SHAUNDAMXXX THANK YOU GOOD LUCK

Public Service announcement for digital billboard. The idea is to encourage people to dispose of their cigarette butts in receptacles placed throughout the Salisbury Beach area. See attached word document for content.

...then you cannot pay attention to detail and therefore, would not be interested in working with you. 2. All images (especially under the Services tab - there are 8 pages under this heading) under the header are not scaling properly in tablet and smartphone view. 3. Search box has a slight gap between the box and header once opened. This needs to be tweaked so that there is no gap and everything butts up correctly. 4. Speed up Wordpress Website. You may visit the website at: Website is to function correctly in computer view, tablet view, and mobile view. Thanks. P.S. Website is to function correctly in computer view, tablet view, and mobile view. You may visit the website at: Website is to function correctly in computer

Title: Shrinkers Genre: Weird Fantasy Erotica Premise: Several poor inner-city teenage girls just discovering sex all drink from a strange underground sewer pipe on a dare. It messes with their estrogen levels and causes their butts and hips to expand and their breasts to grow to enormous sizes and lactate milk. At first they are embarrassed by their cartoonishly expanded jiggly new bodies and they get teased about them even while boys and men find their grotesquely hourglass shape insanely attractive. Then they discover that anyone who drinks their breastmilk shrinks in size after one girl accidentally shrinks her boyfriend to six inches tall during sex. They each use their new sexuality and milk shrinking powers on various people in their lives, especially the people they th...

I need a logo designed. Hi my name is Shawn. I'm originally from Miami Florida, and I have a small business that needs a logo. The name of the business. "No Butts No Cutts"

Hi there. We have 20 dollars as our budget. We need some mock-ups of a thumbnail image. They will be used for a youtube video. We will provide you with the instructions and material upon interview. The idea of the image is the following: -It needs to show with icons that we recycle PET, Cans and cigarette butts. -some text that say How to Transform this into this - we will show how PET, cans and butts can be used to create useful items like a vase, money etc etc. Please send some demos of your work. If we hire you we will have ongoing work for a few months with a fixed pay.

My name is Dr. Wanda Broach-Butts. The city of Trenton has experienced multiple shootings of young men and women within the city. Inoscent children have been murdered needlessly. Due to the lack of parenting, role modeling and funding services have been withheld for counseling, vocational training, housing, community resources such as open facilities to accommodate this populations needs. A community organization has pulled together to provide many of the mentioned, however additional financial support is required. The community group is entitled "Not In My Neighborhood," consisting of community leaders and community citizens residing within the neighborhood.

...It’s built for apple devices right now but we want to expand to android and web soon. Problem is, we need to get users on the app in order to secure funding to expand. Marketing (as i’m sure you know) is very hard when you have little $$ to throw at it.. and we want to be sure we’re throwing our money (the little we do have) at the right places to get the best affect. We've been busting our butts trying to get followers on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, etc.. But we think something's wrong. We have pages on all the platforms and are filling them with content, and videos, and ads, and graphics but we have only been able to acquire 130 users in the past month. Our Twitter campaigns have us the most confused.. We’re getting reall...