I need a funny writer to create our website content
- Status: Closed
- Præmier: $70
- Modtagne indlæg: 6
- Vinder: tkarlington
Our company is Cup of Cheese Me
To keep it simple, we sell farts. Yes, farts!
Our customers buy our farts and we seal them and send them. These aren't real farts tho. They are worse. We have created a foul smell that smells so bad that you can taste diarrhea when it hits your nose. This smell is conveniently sealed within a card and sent to anyone they choose. These cards are funny adult humor.
But I am having trouble writing the content for the website. I'm an idea man, not a writer. I need someone who can write funny shit but also sell our product at the same time.
I attached a Word doc with what we roughly came up with. Don't judge!
here are some links to other lame products:
Mail glitter - [url removed, login to view]
Mail a fart - [url removed, login to view]
Fart in a jar - [url removed, login to view]
The difference with Cup of Cheese it that we have creative funny humor cards that the fart is sent in. Just not a fart in a jar or sprinkles in folded paper.
Our website is being created now and we have artists working on the cards. What we need is good quality funny content for our site. Give us your best!
The winner will also be given 5 article writing jobs we need for SEO.
Word count should be 500-800
Best of luck